why does sebulba always win?
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why does sebulba always win?
Because every other racer is BANTHA POODOO!
He sabotages other racers
>>63303442
because he is a fucking cheat
>>63303442
Because he's sexy as fuck.
because he's got a big pod
>>63303442
Cuz Italians are cheating scum manlets.
If humans have inferior reflexes and piloting skill as implied by the podracing stuff, why do they run the galaxy?
Is it just a numbers game
This is some good quality poodoo!
>>63303442
If Disney is gonna make a bunch of Star Wars spinoffs can one please be like Rush with pod racers. It was the best part of episode 1.
>not trusting the Hutts with your bets
>>63303495
It's implied that humans control the core worlds and most he wealth. This is actually something neat George did with the prequels.He stole this from Foundation, btw
Reminder that the pod racing game was literally the only good thing that ever came from the prequels.
>>63303539
Sound design/music
Please keep all poodoo relevant to Sebulba and why he wins.
The same reason Tom Brady always wins
>>63303539
I liked the arcade game. It was hard as fuck to steer though.
is an sebulba a athlete?
>>63303539
Are you forgetting Republic Commando?
if Sebulba had the high ground would he have won the Boonta Eve classic?
>>63303547
>>63303562
>>63303564
all me t b h
is sebulba even elite? was sebulba a sleeper agent for watto?
Do we actually know what Poodoo actually is?
>>63303721
What? Fuck off.
>>63303721
sebulba is S++ in bantha poodo
>>63303737
>not respecting the lore between Tatooine racers and part dealers
These theories...poodoo has changed
>>63303805
No, this is poodoo
>Not respecting the best racer
total poodoo here to be h mi familia
failed memes general in the making, kill yourselves.
>>63303860
>being this poodoo
>>63303860
You are bantha poodoo. This is why you lose to Sebulba.
>>63303860
You fun hating Bantha poodoo
>>63303653
Maybe if Anakin didn't think to try spinning, but we all know how likely that would have been. It's a pretty good trick.
>>63303480
LITTLE
HUMAN
PODS
And so Poodoo dies a noble and calm death. Rest in peace Sebulba, sweet Italian manlet.
>>63304028
>Sebulba takes Padme to the interspecies breeding grounds.
>>63304043
NOW THIS IS PODRACEING
>>63303539
that game was fucking awesome
>>63303539
Isn't that from 2000? How does it look so good senpai
>>63304073
MIXRACING
>>63304119
It's the arcade one that was running on model 3 hardware made by Sega. pretty anti poodoo
>>63304043
>>63304073
>>63304125
BIG
DUG
RACES
>>63304153
we are all dugs - Qui Gon Jin
>>63303539
this had a pretty fun mos eisley level
>tfw no more movie-based games because they're too afraid of leaks
>Gungans=Slaves/Jamaicans
>Watto=Gypsies
>Trade Federation=Chinese
>Sebubla=Italian
>Geonosians=Vietnamese
>Banking Clan=Jews
>Sand People=Muslims
Am I missing anyone?
>>63304313
>Hutts=Republicans
ggfam
>>63304313
OUTTA MY FUCKING WAY GEONOSIS FUCKING SHITS
>>63303539
Plinkett reviews m8
>>63304413
>tfw dead but still alive
>>63304313
ewoks
wookies
humans
droids
