How do I get outta this chickenshit outfit?
YOU SECURE THAT SHIT, HUDSON!
We're in the pipe. Five by five.
did he do it bros?
he got a heinsman trophy
God boi dind du nufn
Who cares
So I decided to watch Rear Window because I liked Vertigo and Psycho and thought Hitchcock is so much fun. Instead what I got so far is one hour of footage that never leaves one single room depicting crippled Stewart looking in his fucking binoculars while being kissed from head to toe by Grace fucking Kelly herself who he ignores completely because hey look, I have an awesome binoculars right? I mean, I would impregnate that bitch for hours until I fucking die from heart attack, and he's just fucking like hey leave me alone Grace Kelly, I have binoculars and want to sit in this fucking room with my broken leg and do nothing! Needless to say that literally nothing happens in a movie, you don't even get to leave that fucking room. What kind of film is that? Is another hour even worth watching?
>>71559145
Psycho is awful. Rear Window is great. You have terrible taste. It happens.
>>71559145
You sound like a real astute aesthete and cinephile, as evidenced by your incisive literally prowess. I look forward to reading more reviews from you in the future.
keep watching there is a great plot twist in the end, you'll never guess who the bad guy is
also an amazing fight scene with cgi straight from 2030
What the fuck was his problem?
>>71559026
Are you frustrated?
To remove any chance of reprisal. This used to be fairly common practice, wiping out your enemy's entire family line to make sure that one of their kids who was old enough to remember you doesn't grow up to take revenge.
When does he do this?
The Pedowood is real.
>its ok if a female does it
haha wtf
>>71558974
>19 yr old kissing 15 yr old is now wrong somehow
Whatever prude..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjl8pK7x24w
What movie did you rewatch the most?
The Worlds End. I've probably seen it 40 times
>>71558707
Dredd 3D.
Probably the only movie I can put in and watch, and just enjoy every time for it's merits.
The Big Lebowski or Die Hard
just two movies I've caught every time they're on TV for pretty much all of my life
Finally watched B vs S today and I think it was pretty good. Don't understand the hate.
I have been told Disney/Marvel has an effective campaign of forcing reviewers to say DC is shit and I am starting to somewhat believe. Maybe it could have used a bit of humor, but what is what Lex was kinda supposed to be.
What am I not seeing? Reminds me of the Lone Ranger, a movie I like, that everyone shits on.
Help!
>>71572492
>I have been told Disney/Marvel has an effective campaign of forcing reviewers to say DC is shit
This. Marveldrones shut down the competition whenever they can. Snyder's a genius. Debate me.
>>71572522
Ya fuck I mean I honestly found a stream online and thought I would have it on for just background shit while I study.
Ten minutes in and I am all into it.. for three fucking hours!
Affleck nailed it. They setup the DC universe well (though the stuff with the dream he has is a bit out of place).
I like Marvel too. There is room enough for both!
I put it just below GotG and Iron Man 1 really. They just need an actor like RDjr who can bring a bit more charisma.
Synder is hit or miss for me but the dude knows cinematography. Wow
>>71572625
Liking BvS IS the meme.
Go back to the shitty board you came from.
What's the hardest you've ever cried during a film /tv/
During Civil War
One of the quips was so emotional I couldn't hold my tears back
>>71558627
Throughout all of Click, starring Adam Sandler
Is it good or just another netflix shitfest?
>>71558538
It's good mixed in with SJW shit.
>>71558624
>mixed in with SJW shit
how so
>>71558538
Worst Netflix Original
this guy emerges from behind the curtains and slaps the transcript on the buffet
what do you do ?
Igo to the beachas fast as possible
Keep mygenesin myjeans.
I don't want this cookie
JESUS
you have to go back
>>71558452
CHRIST
KEK THAT WHITE BOI AND FUCK HIS BITCH, THAT'S JASON BOURNE
OH SHIT ITS JASON BOURNE
WADDUP
What does /tv/ thinks about How i Me your mother ? I just started season 1 and so far is really funny.
Should i keep watching it or just dropped it?
it's mostly great, don't believe the plebs
seasons 1-2 are goat-tier, 3-5 are great, 6-7 enjoyable, 8 awful (with a few exceptions) and 9 decent, the finale isgreat
>>71558327
drop it.
why would any guy in their right mind tell the story of how they met their mother but really just tell every single thing he did with his friends in his youth.
this show was not that good outside of Neil Patrick Harris. they struck gold with him.
It gets a little stale around season 8 but it gets interesting again around the 9th season when we finally see the mother here and there. But overall, great show.
Who's the best Roger?
>>71558158
Roland Chang, super positive Asian sidekick.
the original
Legman
Find a flaw.
>>71558119
manoel's destinies is awful
vampyr is dreyer's worst "famous" film
>>71558288
>manoel's destinies is awful
back to /v/eddit with you
Stray Doga is a piece of shit
Oh shit, niggas, it's that time of the year again. How are you gonna spend your cleanse day and /release the beast/, bros?
I'm gonna start the night by breaking into the local supermarket and looting some candy and pan pizzas (assuming the supermarket hasn't been looted already, last year they were really quick on the draw), then I'm gonna torrent all the movies I've been writing down because I want to watch them and go on a nice comfy horror movie spree. Then maybe if I have time I'll go piss on my neighbors door or something.
>>71558107
shitpost on /tv/
>>71558107
I have to work this weekend. Stop calling in about your cable not working and read a book.
shitpost on /v/
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