>Scarlett Johansson
Why are they doing this
>>63661564
It's not that I care about the cartoon, it's that now Scarlett johanssan is our generations "action girl"
Why not someone like Biel or Cobie smulders? Or Jaimie Chung or Rinko Kikuchi? Hell, emily blunt
>>63661601
we both know why
ScarJo is a good actress and if you are mad about a fictional character being cast as a white person may I suggest you fuck off back to tumblr
So I just watched this /tv/. Did I like it?
>>63661381
You loved it, Joaquin Phoenix is our generations Brando.
>>63661381
No you didn't. You thought it felt rushed and haphazard. You thought it needed more Amy Adams. You swore you saw more to this film in the trailer. In fact, you know you did. You are now filing this title in the back of your mind to perhaps revisit again when you hear the words Director's Cut.
>>63661381
Maybe next year, maybe a few years from now, you will wake up screaming thinking Amy Adams is tugging you off into a cold sink, her thumb deep your ass.
Above the last large knuckle, her wrist filthy with your shit. You will see yourself in the mirror.
At that time you will know.
What's the best Star Trek cameo? My favorite is best girl from Twin Peaks. A close second is Wallace Shawn as Grand Nagus
Redditors/casuals talking about the trailer are NOT allowed
Iggy Pop in DS9 came to mind but not like he was good. Looked good as a vorta at least. Steven Hawking is also pretty obligatory.
iggy pop
Teri Hatcher seduced by Okona
What was his problem?
He just wanted to chill with the bears and died doing what he loved
>>63661038
He was like the pigeon man from Hey Arnold
>>63661038
He had a lot of problems. It's a shame that he went out the way he did, I mean, fuck, being eaten alive? It was beyond retarded to hang around bears day in day out, but jeez, what a way to go.
>The ACTUAL Star Wars Episode 7 will never be released
good
>stares at some qt3.14's paintings for hours
>tries to be like Thrawn and learn her secrets from her art
>still gets shot down
why did lucas even let other people write these sequels?
>there are people out there that actually think Riggins is a better character than Saracen
Lmao desu senpai
Why would anyone watch this trash?
>>63652724
Literally nobody but teenage girls thinks Riggins is better
>>63652804
What, not enough le epic one-liners and explosions for you? Stick to your GoT and BrBa, pleb.
>>63652979
I don't watch personal drama for its own sake. Something else has to be there.
You can't throw on a football helmet over 7th Heaven and tell me it isn't a soap opera.
Sci-fi is back on the SyFy channel. Get in here and let's watch it, the show starts in 10 minutes.
Hope they don't fuck it up too bad.
child hood's end
>>63650439
>physically mature male of an age that was considered adult for 90% of human history
>child
C'MON
Can we get a thread going about shitty or otherwise memorable theater experiences?
>be me
>go to see age of ultron with a friend
>movie starts but lights are still on
>friend calls theater on his cell and tells them to turn the lights off
>movie starts in 2d
>everyone wondering if the 3d is just shitty or what
>they stop the movie 10 minutes in to fix it
>takes them like 15 minutes
>everyone gets a free pass as compensation
>use pass to see it again that night
>allgood.jpg
the real question is seeing a movie in a prominently black theater the best experience ever or what?
>>63638205
>went to see paranormal activity 4 in black theater
>everyone screamed at shit that wasnt even scary
>couldnt follow movie because of the screaming
>"oh lord jesus!"
so, yeah. i think it is.
>>63638290
can't stand that shit.
haters BTFO
>>63667009
I dont trust jews
>>63667009
>Goldberg
I bet "critics" like it so much because of the interracial love story.
"Is this the Tyra show or did this turn into nightcalls all of a SUDDAAAA..."
What did he mean by this?
he had a little woopsie from his tootsie
a blast from his ass
BRRRRAAAP!
>>63666344
>What did he mean by this?
What did you mean by this?
does anyone find this meme funny?
Post yfw you woke up and saw the entire first page filled with porn
>>63666280
what's your favorite energy drink senpai?
Ive been chugging redbulls but the costs add up fast, looking for a more realistic alternative.
>watching Rome
>Caesar's bodyguards carry around machine guns
D R O P P E D
>>63665787
Ancient Egyptians had electricity so it's not impossible that Romans had machine guns.
>>63665787
Also why is everyone wearing red? Every statue I've seen in Rome is always white/grey.
>>63667107
Because the exec's thought that it would be boring to have everyone wear white togas so they spiffed it up with colors.
/tv/ we are just hours away from a massive cultural shift
This is a period of time remarkably similar to the release of The Dark Knight Rises.
/tv/ is about to swing one of two ways - The Force Awakens will be rich with meme material, every little piece of the film will be pulled apart and laughed at, and the board will have a complete fresh face
OR
the film will be a massive let down and will completely lack any material worth pouring over. With an intense sense of whiplash, the board's smartest young browsers will turn to the depths of genuine cinema, the Bressons, the Cassavetes, and the board will receive a massive cultural boost in a more intelligent direction.
Whatever the result - /tv/, our board - will look very different in just a matter of hours.
Good luck, and God bless this board.
If I pull that off, will you die?
>>63665812
it would be extremely exploitable
>in just a matter of hours
nah, most people will see this on 16th or 17th, especially americans
so that's still a few days away
What the fuck happened to /tv/? Literally just porn and 12 year old girl threads. Where the fuck is the janny? What the fucking fuck are you pedo faggots doing here?
>>63665573
Probably janitors are the ones who post them in the first place
Mods are off wanking to ep7 screener
It's for twitter normies coming here for SW spoilers
Can someone recommend a show to watch? I need distractions from a break up. Already watched all of
SG1
Atantis
GoT
Angel
Buffy
Smallville
Breaking Bad
Chuck
The Wire
x-files
House of cards
Scrubs
im probably missing some too.
>>63665402
.hack//sign
Friends? Favourite sitcom tee bee aitch
Ash vs Evil Dead is pretty good, too
>>63665424
totally forgot Friends existed. might watch that. Thanks man
