Shows that will last 50 years.
way ahead of you family
>>63666879
Would they keep it going if any of the main voice actors died? Any of them could die in the next 10 years
>Fine, I'll do it myself...
What did he mean by that?
I mean, how does Ultron losing to the Avengers trigger Thanos? What if Ultron won? If Thanos wants all of the gems for himself, why did he give the only one he had to Loki? I mean in the comics Thanos is supposed to be a God who only loses because subconsciously he does not want to win, but in the MCU his off-screen action make little if not no sense at all by now.
>>63666833
>little if not no sense
literally the mcu at this point
>>63666911
>literally the mcu at this point
Well I don't feel like it's true... why are you saying that?
It doesn't make sense because Thanos is not really a character in these movies and his plan doesn't have any thought put into it by the writers whatsoever. His motivation is supposed to be to fuck death and he looses because of that. I have confidence based Russos will save Infinity War and make Thanos a character.
who is your favorite actor? pic related is mine.
>>63666824
Classic taste.
that's a pretty classic choiceOP
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nsiN0W15w0U
Here's my review:
Once the excitement dies down, you start to peel back the layers and realize there aren't any. It's time to kill the death star again again. The movie spends so much time referencing the past, walking you through the Musem of Star Wars that you wind up lost in the musem... with little reason to root for the new leads.
Rey spends the first 3/4ths of the movie meandering. Finn runs away from the stormtroopers because he is afraid, but he'll literally run towards a firing squadron for Rey... but there's no why. Maybe because she helped him, maybe because he thinks shes hot. You never really believe that relationship. You're just supposed to think they're tight. You wind up caring for Rey by the very end when she accepts her destiny/teaches herself a jedi mind trick out of nowhere. She just sort of starts knowing how to use the force really fucking well out of nowhere. There are hints to her past but nothing concrete. She was left on Jakku and told to wait for her family (or people that important) to come back for her. By the middle of the movie she realizes through Maz (who is super awkwardly portrayed, I get why JJ had to re-do a bunch of this stuff now) that no one is coming back for her.
>>63666746
Luke's lightsaber calls out to Rey at Maz's place from her basement. But Luke Skywalker never says a single word and he was the entire mcguffin for the movie? And Han Solo, the greatest character in cinematic history meets his end after telling Leia he knows his son (Kylo Ren) is all bad. And then randomly decides on a very dark bridge... fuck it, I'll ask him to come home with me? Kylo Ren, meanwhile is supposedly conflicted about being bad, but he's pretty seriously down with kicking back and watching the destruction of a Republic solar system.
He also is super down fucking up people left and right, but because he SAYS outloud "I'm so conflicted!" we're supposed to buy in. But I didn't, I wanted to but I couldn't. The First Order and the Resistance spend the whole movie fucking people up from left to right trying to find out where Luke is. Rey finds Luke and that's the movie, head home folks. I get that they're setting up the next movies, but holy shit... that would be like Indy finding the lost ark at the end of the first movie and he smiles at it, rather than doing anything with it that furthers his character. And as soon as the Resistance knows where Luke is... they send Rey? A stranger? Alone with Chewy and BB8? The same Rey who Leia references to Finn as "that girl?" Just weak all around, Force Awakens was a HUGE letdown for me.
>>63666746
https://www.reddit.com/user/barrygibbFan
Posted it on reddit a couple places.
I'm buying it. Seems what I expected.
So it aint even a satisfying adventure on its own?
FUCK , why did we all think JJA would pull this off
YES
>>63666704
anyone got sauce on that? Always wondered what show that was from
>>63666759
Google image search bro
Are you going to see the new JJ ABRAHAMS Star Wars movie on opening night?
>>63666597
what's wrong with your faaaaaaaa
Why is this allowed?
>>63666590
phantom pain reference? xD
>>63666796
if 3po had the rocket punch id think about seeing the movie then
Rust
Symbol of neglect
He wears it like an emo kid
>dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
What did /tv/ means by this?
>>63666581
He was thinking of black dicks.
>>63666581
>What did /tv/ means by this?
It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
'dick glass dick glass dick' what did he mean by this?
Official Star Wars spoiler from the premiere: pastebin.com/jcHuwZKT
It's as lame as anticipated. The millenniumfalcon.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=9790 and makingstarwars.net/2015/05/a-compiled-synopsis-of-star-wars-the-force-awakens/ leaks were proven to be valid.
Nothing more than a rehash of Episode IV along with the Episode III background.Needless to say Rey's story is ripped off Luke's. Kylo Ren is Han Solo and Leia's son and alike Anakin whom he tries to emulate he murders his peers at his uncle's Jedi academy as he crosses to the dark side under the guidance of Snoke (obvious Palpatine rip-off). Han Solo takes on the role of Obi-Wan Kenobi up until his death while Luke has followed on Yoda's footsteps.
>from the premier
>By: a guest on Dec 10th, 2015
nice.
>>63666549
WHAT DID YOU XPEC
>>63666549
>3PO's red hand is never explained
Neither was his silver leg.
>ST:ID comes out
>Fun, watchable, pretty dumb script
>Trekkies go on a full assault, shitting on the movie in every site, going full retard by voting it the worst Star Trek movie of all times to teach the executives at paramount a lesson
>Paramount says fuck it and doubles down, hiring the fucking Fast&Furious director and going full popcorn action flick
You know, even if the movie turns out to be shit, I really appreciate Paramount rubbing their cocks all over the faces of whiny nitpicking nerds.
well they already can warp anytime anywhere and bones cured death.
what's the fucking point of anything?
They sure showed us.
>>63666501
So if instead of mashed potatoes you get shit, and the menu clearly states mashed potatoes and you complain you're nitpicking?
Turns out nobody ever gets to see who the fuck is inside.
- 1 fems & SJWs
If you cast Qwendoline Christie, would you want to show her face?
>>63666332
>It's a penis. On a woman. It doesn't have to look feminine.
Jesus Christ, lads.
>>63666332
>It's armor. On a woman.
why not just leave out the first full stop and not sound like a giant fucking cocksucker
This is better than any Star Wars or Star Trek movie.
Prove me wrong,
It's better than Star Wars prequels for sure.
>>63666251
They're all equally shitty so you're wrong.
>>63667077
Your mum is shitty, m8.
Just finished this. Goddamn it was really good.
Did you like it /tv/?
I'm hoping a torrent of it is up before christmas, i wanted to see it before i kill myself.
Nope. Too faggy.
>>63666196
BOOOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!
Also that soundtrack was literally reddit.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>63665984
The guy who wouldn't shut up.
>>63665984
>>63666044
Literally everyone involved, because even if it was poor etiquette to keep speaking, anyone that watches a livestream of an autistic faggot silently playing a ps1 game doesn't deserve to live.
>>63665984
The fuck is this?
Sup, /tv/? I just got back from an early screening of Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens starring Daisy Ridley and John Boyega. Three words: hella f*cking epic.
I went with some friends and I don't think we went more than 10 seconds without busting up clapping. I mean what can I say about the two leads that already hasn't? They're the next big thing.
The supporting cast holds their own though: it's got the incomparable Harrison Ford, the lovely and talented Oscar Isaac and Adam Driver, the pundit from my favorite program Girls.
This is, without a doubt, my favorite movie of the year (and arguably one of the best Star Wars movies of all time) so I highly suggest you and some friends go out and see it when it comes out December 18, 2015.
>>63665930
0/10 tried too hard
>>63665930
Lets put that wankery aside. Tell me honestly how bad the film is.
>hella f*cking epic
>busting up clapping
>my favorite program Girls
