>Spend billions on the two main returning characters to loose weight
>Based Mark Hamill looses weight, grows beard and looks fantastic
>Carrie Fisher stays the same and bitches about having to get into shape
Why is she allowed to get away with it?
Take it from me, parents just don't understand!
>>63670182
I'll still wreck that pussy
>loose
Why is it so hard for Americans to get REAL RUSSIANS to play Russian characters in Hollywood movies?
They're always Swedish or Polish or Croatian or some flaky shit.
You're telling me it's easier to find a Croatian than a goddamn Russian?
>>63670105
russians hate jews senpai
Russians don't like playing Russian stereotypes
Boris the Sneaky Fuckin Russian
All these fags and redditors on this place talking about Star Wars. Well you fucks completely missed the only movie that matters that's coming out this week. Enjoy your hack wars.
Fast & Furry-ous
>>63670066
It does have better effects. And more likeable characters.
It's gonna be great
Will he be launched into a global superstar or disappear into drug abuse, depression and prostitution like Hayden Christensen?
>>63670041
No single actor got famous by starting in star wars
The latter
He's just too ugly
Probably something in between like Mark Hamill.
How is Disney going to recover from this blunder?
by raking in the hundreds of millions
By voting for TRUMP 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>bought the franchise for $4 billion
>will make it back from 1 movie
Bravo Disney
You know what would make this fucking movie? If Clint Fucking Eastwood has a cameo as the man with no name. Chances of this happening?
>>63669952
anon... clint has one foot on the grave
>>63669952
Clint doesn't involve himself with anything he doesn't have control over. That's why he'll never be in an Expendables movie, either.
MUH CAMEOS
MUH REFERENCES
Tarantino fans, everybody. Who needs quality when you get fanservice?
Sorry, i want a breakfast.
>mccdonalds starts serving all day breakfeast
>its only a couple items that are shitty already
>>63669902
Well then feel free to stop into one of the many fine establishments serving breakfast right now.
We don't serve breakfast at this time.
Or I'm sorry, are you the King of Lickmyballsistan?
Fuck this movie. Only entitled Boomers can appreciate this shit.
>>63669948
Triggered wagecuck detected. I'll have a side of fries with those tears bby ;^)
villain? i don't think so. he was only doing his job.
>>63669878
Fucking Mulder's mom wasn't part of the job.
>>63669878
>only doing his job.
and this is why we have bad things
>>63669892
hes mulders father?
>80%+ on Rotten Tomatoes
>"It's just set up, we need to see the rest of the trilogy"
>"Who cares if the plot isn't so great, it's fun"
>"At least it's not the prequels"
>There will be a few high profile detractors, /tv/ will mock it
>Eventually as the other films all come out and they're marvelized garbage people will begin to turn on the films
Bravo Disney
>>63669834
-JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF AND ENJOY BRO
>>63669834
http://boards.theforce.net/threads/the-new-rumor-intellectual-thread-of-seriousness-for-sophisticated-discourse.50024907/page-2522#post-52962119 PLOT SOUND LIKE JESSICA JONES WILL NOT WATCH
at least lucas didnt direct it,
remember jar jar?
How do you think Lucas felt when he heard this?
Fine because the movie is garbage.
>>63669812
maybe if you're a reddit cuck
>>63669865
Umm the story sound preetu bad ill probably still go see it though SPOILS GUY GICES AWAY WHOLE PLOT. http://boards.theforce.net/threads/the-new-rumor-intellectual-thread-of-seriousness-for-sophisticated-discourse.50024907/page-2522#post-52962119
This picture proves to me that SW TFA will be disappoint.
I'm very doubtful JJ would not have half as much soul into capturing the intricate vibrancy of saber fighting like this one.
Seems to me that the director and Disney have spent half the time looking a all the worldly items made in China and deliberating where to put "Star Wars' on the product box.
Instead all I see are recycled xwings and skeleton celebrities whom have had 10,000 faps since the last outing in the skins of their original characters.
They should hire professional sword fighters to act, like in Jackie Chan films
Anyone got a link to the video of the lightsaber fight from episode 1 where it's showing how they're constantly blocking and dodging strikes that would have missed anyway?
Why does Anakin look so manly next to Obi-Wan here?
What is this mysterious masculine power radiated by black leather?
>Movie written by a woman
yee
>>63669647
>post written by an autist
>female or non-white male lead role
what is the best sports movie, /tv/ ?
hard mode: no boxing
>>63669651
is this (escape to) victory?
Why does a multi billion company willing to give its highest ranking movie franchise to someone like this?
Just look at him
That jew nose...
Those jew eyes...
That jew tattoo on his left butt cheek that he showed me in private...
I deeply apologize for my wife's son and his handling of our cinematic heritage.
>>63669436
Because Spielberg said so.
I'm not joking, remember Spielberg made a deal with Disney for BIG FAT GIANT animated movie and while it's being made this project was around and Spielberg take a look because "hey he's FUCKING SPIELBERG" and he said to give it to Jew Jew Abrams because he's his padawan and shit so they give it to him, while Lucas still crying in his mountain of money.
That's what happend, you cuck
What kind of special douchebag gets invited to these things?
>>63669365
i wonder what a ticket to such a cinema cost. $500 per ticket? 1k?
White kids with rich papas
>>63669365
he just knows he's better than everyone else
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