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The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.

As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".

I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:

1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"

Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies. It is a Marvel flick masquerading as one.

>>64249845
sand

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best poster maybe

>that dreamy Natalie look

dear Jesus

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Finn looked like he was in danger 24/7.

>>64249842
Careful, you might trigger all the redditors who deluded themselves into thinking this was a good movie

>>64249842
You weren't really meant to. It was all an elaborate plan on Snokes part to get the resistance to lead him to Luke.

>>64249682
roses are red
violets are blue
the characters are unlikable cunts
except for Luke

"..." - Luke Skywalker

The whole movie is basically a poetry attempt at New Hope

>>64249501
It's historically accurate

>>64249501
>why is the invading army portrayed as evil as opposed to the native people?

From what I've picked up, the crusaders during that specific crusade sacked and butchered countless innocent people. Which pissed off a lot of people and gave the crusades a bad name.

>>64249426
they did but you were in your dads balls when this happened

>>64249426
Yes there is in your containment board.

>>>/a/

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>>64249426
I believe you should fuck off to /a/

>>64249407
Yes

>>64249407
yes, my friend didn't though

but then he got diagnosed with autism so go figure

It's so fucking obvious. The script is so shit it reveals it implicitly through the dialogue

>>64249380
toys

>>64249380
Sheev set it up. It will be revealed in episode XX.

>>64249380

Because no one writing the movie knew what they were doing.

OR, if you want to give Lucas the benefit of knowing what he was doing, Jango used it precisely because it could be tracked to the location of the clone army... which still doesn't make sense, because Jango is working for Dooku and isn't trying to help the Republic, even though he donated his DNA to make an army for them... ?

Fuck this movie is stupid.

>>64249327
Not, it's not really him.

>>64249327
The guy would have been dead if it was Mike.

Like Mike would punch the white guy first while all the darkies are still breathing.

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JIM CAN GONNA SHITCAN JEW JEW THE MAN

Angry

Glad that I was a part of it twice

It's a pretty good show t.b.h.

It's really good. Season 6 is the only weak season.

THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US

Chris pratt as indy

>>64249094
Wouldn't it be Shia Lebouf as Indy? he did play his son

I don't think Harrison is up for it. The only reason he did Episode VII was cause they made sure he died.

He just wants to act only part time

Not really.
It was okay for what it was meaning capeshit but the main actress was so boring it made me wish I was watching a Luke Cage show instead with her as a side character.

>>64249047
You just sound like you want black dick.

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>coalburning

Wew lad

>>64248957
literally the only movie i wanted to see this year

is that the female version of Anonymous?

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>Ryan Gosling, Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett, Rooney Mara, Haley Bennett, Natalie Portman, Val Kilmer, Michael Fassbender, Benicio del Toro
and Clifton Collins Jr. were all cut from the final film.[10][11][12]

>>64248936
Anything Malick is guaranteed to be great. Anyone that says otherwise is just a massive pleb, his weakest movie is To The Wonder and even that is an immensely resplendent cinematic experience.

>>64248936
I'd suck his cock if I knew it was just inside Rooney right before.

Surrealism. That's literally just it.

I don't know why that's hard for people to accept. It's the same thing as absurdism with Buñuel. It's really not hard to understand.

>>64248868

kung fu best girl

>>64248902
Surrealism?
That doesn't seem to be it.