Series 2 is pigshit and the worst of NuWho
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>>64153799
but that's not season 9
>two thousand and fifteen
>no sound webms
>The.Big.Short.2015.DVDSCR.XviD.MP3-ViZNU
>>64258387
>Torrents
>Cant even get dubs
well is it good or what fags.
does it work yet?
>DUDE THE SIMPSONS GOLDEN ERA IS LE BEST TV SERIES EVER XD
>>64258408
You're meme's are showing plebbit
Thats what happens when you're in your fifties and you don't get work done.
MFW he was ugly as fuck in The Pusher
:(
Just saw this tonight. Probably one of the best sci-fi I've seen in years. Definitely 9/10
One point is detracted from that stupid fucking ending though. Why did he just sit there and let her lock the fucking door like a complete retard?
Congrats, you're a pleb.
>>>/imdb/
>>64258189
I also loved it, great dialogue and buff Poe was good.
I didn't mid the ending because even Nathan was surprised at how well his AI worked. Remember when she stabs him, he's like "What the fuck?"
>>64258233
Explain
>Character is a hacker.
>Uses Apple products.
>>64258156
I also like it when movies get it right
>movie goes out of its way to show how old people cant use computers as well as young people
Frag off, drokker. You're no chummer of mine
Fuck Star Wars, let's talk about the sci-fi revival that's really worth celebrating.
>>64257949
>Felicia Day
>Rick and Reddit guys
No thanks
>>>64257949
Most popular Kickstarter project ever while Rifftrax is on the brink of bankruptcy. LOL.
>going to turn a cult classic into a SJW shithole full of "comedy"
maybe they will get Amy Schumer to lay down on the ground like an ABSOLUTE MADMAN for a hilarious prank!!!1!
>Never invented the wheel
>Can't into microbiology
>Need to fucking fire themselves out of a cannon to get to Earth because they don't know how rockets work
>Said cannon turns the entire surface of Mars into a volcanic winter after only ten shots
>Fail to take into account Earth's higher gravity, thus instantly killing their own food species upon arrival
>Take days to adapt to primitive Victorian era tactics despite taking the country entirely by surprise
>Allow themselves to be destroyed several times by walking up to the enemy when they could just keep their distance and fire heat rays
>Neutralise their own chemical weapons when there are still living humans and they literally have no reason to do so
Why were the Martians so fucking retarded?
>>64257910
>a few martians make mistakes
>HURR ALL MARTIANS ARE RETARDED
i want the /pol/ bigots off my /tv/
>>64257982
Seriously they need to fuck off back to their containment board. I guarantee none of them have ever met or even spoken two words to a single Martian in their entire miserable lives.
>>64257982
>pol now hates aliens
how does he keep getting roles if all his movie bomb?
even thor didn't do that good
Aussie dicks are stronk
>>64257991
my heart of the sea is beating
He is Thor Odinson. That will get you roles.
I present to you the ANH "Mary Sue/Marty Stu" rewrite. For the writer who thinks Luke is too human and relatable and should've been as perfect, plastic and flawless as Rey. Because boys need role models who are superior to themselves in every way.
*Luke is an expert survivalist living on his own in Tatooine. He isn't subservient to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. He loyally waits for a lost companion to return.
*Luke steals R2-D2 from a Tusken Raider on a Bantha who has captured R2-D2. The Tusken just watches and rides away.
*Luke can understand everything R2-D2 says. C-3PO is written out since he's not needed to translate.
*R2-D2 follows Luke around obediently instead of running away and generally just thinks Luke's awesome.
*Luke meets Obi-Wan and tells him he's just a nobody and didn't even know the Force was real. Obi-Wan hands Luke his father's saber and then disappears from the movie. No training required.
*Luke experiences a "vision" upon touching the saber for unexplained reasons. Magic lightsaber?
*Luke enters the Cantina and knocks down Ponda Baba and Dr. Evazan with a stick when they threaten him.
*Luke finds the Falcon with only Chewie inside as TIE Fighters start bombing the area. He jumps in and flies it with some wild maneuvers through Beggar's Canyon while Chewie works the gun port. They destroy the TIEs and return to get Han.
*Chewie is injured while running from Stormtroopers to get to the Falcon and Luke takes over as co-pilot.
*Luke fixes the Falcon's malfunctions by himself before Han can figure out what to do.
*Han is so impressed with Luke that by the time they get to the remains of Alderaan, he offers Luke a permanent job.
*They sneak into the back door of the Death Star unnoticed and somehow instantly find Leia's cell.
*Luke uses the Jedi Mind Trick on the guards at Leia's cell to get inside. (First time the Jedi Mind Trick appears in the movie.)
*Leia says Luke is amazing, thanks him and won't stop talking about wanting to run away with him and devote herself to helping him. Luke is not interested and says he just wants to be friends.
*Han somehow instantly finds the head Stormtrooper Commander and says he'll kill him if he doesn't shut down the tractor beam. The Stormtrooper Commander complies and they throw him in the trash compactor.
*Darth Vader finds the heroes. Luke watches as Han Solo confronts Darth Vader and is killed.
*Luke attacks Darth Vader and holds his own. He drops his saber but he is able to Force grab it before Vader can. (First time Force grab is seen in the movie.) Vader offers to train Luke. Luke lands several blows on Vader and cuts off his hand while remaining unscathed and Vader collapses in a heap. But there is an explosion that ruptures the platform between them and Luke must join Leia, Chewie and R2 back on the Falcon.
*Meanwhile, Wedge leads a small squad to do a bombing run on the Death Star. He easily hits the target without facing much resistance or even thinking about it much and the Death Star blows up.
*Luke officially joins the Rebellion at the end of the movie and is instantly selected to pilot a ship on a vital mission they've been waiting years to do. Their best pilot who just blew up the Death Star, Wedge, is passed over.
>>64257873
Saving all this for future Luke shitters thanks senpai. Though:
>*Luke attacks Darth Vader and holds his own.
Again dawg, in TFA Ren:
>just killed his pops
>Is actively being torn between the light and dark side
>Got shot by Chewie's big warm crossbow
>>64257873
Is Luke's lightsaber seriously just hanging on a bent piece of metal? How does it not fall off constantly?
Was he an angel?
Remember that episode of the cartoon version where he meets a ufo full of mr.beans?
>>64257851
he is God
>>64257851
this intro always scared me as a kid. the emptiness/darkness of the street with that music
What went wrong?
>>64257796
I'm one of the few who actually liked it, but it had plenty of faults. My biggest gripe was the idea that all the villains from Craig's previous films were just pawns. Just made me roll my eyes. The torture scene was just bizarre too.
CR > SF=SP > QoS
The theme song.
And posters are stupid.
IT'S OVER OBI-WAN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
>>64257721
>Not knowing that "High Ground" is a light-side only buff
>>64257761
Actually it's not, obi wan infact has the high ground from a certain point of view. Imagine if the image were flipped. That's the power of a jedi
>>64257721
Maul was trained in Vapaad, not in Sokan, and therefore was unable to fully utilize the high ground
Obi-wan, though having the low ground, since he is trained in Sokan he is able to use any elevation difference to his advantage
so /tv/
i'm not the big movie buff most of you are, but I got 2 weeks off for the holidays and need some stuff to watch.
despite not liking bradley cooper, i really enjoyed this film, although i wish they would have spent more time on showing his enhanced abilities at work, and less time on the russian mafia.
what other films like this one can u recommend? i mean either style or theme -wise
bump 4 justice
>>64257490
You seen Lucy?
>>64258536
Please don't watch that. It's utter shit. Fuck Morgan Freeman.
>The simple answer is that "Star Wars: The Force Awakens," is not very good. It's professionally made in the sense that it displays an industrial level of Quality Control. But it's depressingly unimaginative and dull in long stretches, and -- crucially -- reproduces George Lucas' original 1977 movie slavishly almost to the point of plagiarism.
http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-mh-star-wars-the-force-awakens-stinks-20151226-column.html
So, now that the dust has settled and the bottom-feeding masses have slithered onto their next cookie cutter CGI schlock franchise, we can finally earnestly ask the question:
IS THE STAR WARS BRAND DEAD AND DID A JEW ENACT THE COUP DE GRÂCE?
>>64257401
Well they can tell that to kanjiklub
You see anon, it's not necessarily George that killed Star Wars,it was the fans[\spoiler]
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