>Doctor literally gets cucked right in front of his face
>River knows the interiors and controls of a Tardis of a future Doctor out of the regeneration cycle she knows of, but somehow never realized it
>River doesn't think the Doctor loves her when she's one of the few beings he's told his real name to and even considers his wife across regenerations
>River knows about the crash site from the future but tries to save the ship anyway and somehow doesn't know which planet it crashes on
>Moffat remains a hack with River knowing she's gonna die soon by the end of the episode when she clearly didn't know in the Library two parter
And everyone likes the episode anyway,which is fine.
Last time >>64127795
Just a reminder ZA IS NO LEADER!
>>64141900
>>64141915
There are places where pissing in public is a problem? Why?
>>64141939
>the doctor can get wood to unlock itself by speaking nicely
And everyone likes Heaven Sent
>>64141848
>>64141874
>>64141880
Ah, forgive my ignorance. I only frequent every now and then, off season /who/ saw to that. Good to see everyone's enjoying/enjoyed it.
>>64141994
>not liking a GOAT scene
>>64142023
There were no goats in Heaven Sent. Hell, I don't remember any animals at all.
The doctor broke the fourth wall 3 (three) times this series
Are you ready to accept the capaldi era as non canon?
>>64142060
>>64141939
>1939
Tooth and Claw DWM comic get
>>64141974
>1974
Hide get
>>64141994
>1994
Falls the Shadow get
>>64142060
The Doctor has broken it before.
The Daleks Master Plan is still canon.
>ywn have a Zygon waifu
>>64142115
>missing episodes
>canon
>>64142060
Only when you accept that nothing is canon.
>>64142085
>monologue in Before the Flood
>"I'm nothing without an audience" *looks at camera*
>staring at the camera during his 'it's bigger on the inside' moment in Husbands
>>64142115
lol good one
>>64142134
>2134
Urrozdinee get
>>64142136
>2136
The Murder Game get
>>64142139
In that case, then the Doctor never regenerated.
Reminder that next companion will break FX budget
>>64142158
>>64142187
Yep
>implying any Doctor other than Hartnell and Cushing is canon
>>64142158
"Incidentally, a merry Christmas to all of you at home"
He's talking to the Time Lords that are watching him. Same with your Capaldi examples.
There we go. Capaldi and Hartnell confirmed canon yet again.
>>64142060
Honestly if Capaldi's shenanigans means non-canon then bring on the non-canon Who. You can keep your canon.
>>64141939
Husbands wascomfy
>>64141939
>everyone likes the episode
no
>>64142229
He's talking to time lords watching him in the tardis while performing in front of river?
>>64142258
yes
>>64142246
Too much running around to be comfy
comfy episodes are ones where they stay in mostly one location the whole time and shenanigans happen - like Caretaker and Boom Town
>>64142287
gr8 b8 m8
>>64141939
>>Moffat remains a hack with River knowing she's gonna die soon by the end of the episode when she clearly didn't know in the Library two parter
Maybe when the Doctor answered her distress call she thought her suspicions had been disproved. Like she thought the 24 years on whateverplanet would be the last she ever saw of him but 12 never admitted it and then 10 showed up and she thought "Well, guess not." so she thought she wasn't about to die.
>>64142258
yup.
>>64142313
>like Caretaker and Boom Town
so comfy are shit episodes?
>>64141939
>River knowing she's gonna die soon
No?
>>64142229
To provide the actually canon explanation, he's talking to his imaginary friends aka the audience. Moffat agreed don't bother him about it.
I'd start the war in their boxes.
>>64142258
Yeah
>>64142313
That's an awfully narrow definition of comfy, to be honest.
>>64142290
>2290
The Leisure Hive get
>>64142392
But anon one of them is a Cornish Pasty. Don't do it you madman!
>>64142258
It was pretty shit but not the worst episode this year. Better than the eye booger one.
>>64142229
He breaks the wall when he shreds Clara's Theme
>>64142555
That's not breaking the fourth wall.
>>64142400
comfy is a special niche, you can't just give it to everything you like
fun is a more broad term of enjoyment
>>64142520
>hambest.jpg
Are the blue hosts on the starliner in Husbands the same race as that Chan-Tho thing from Utopia?
>>64142322
She can't spoilers him so she doesn't sperg out and explain shit
>>64142372
>>64142372
>talk about mortality, the Doctor saving or not saving her
>River's peeked at history shit and heard that this would be their last time
>River keeps talking about this being their last night
>doesn't know
Top kek. River in Library two parter said him giving her his screwdriver should've been a clue along with him crying. This River's peeked at the future, already twice refers to it as being the last night, talks to the Doctor about mortality and him saving her to make sure it isn't, and he's sad
>>64142567
So if he played the theme music for the show it wouldn't break wall?
>>64142057
There were flies.
>>64142580
I think she came from The Silver Devastation
>>64142618
No? Also he sort of did do that in The Magician's Apprentice.
>>64142573
>2573
Deceit get
>>64142606
>2606
The Crystal of Cantus get
>>64142693
Man that cover is edgy.
>>64142722
More likeVNA level dark.
Simple explanation for River. She mentioned having her husband's mind wiped in the very episode, and the Doctor got his own wiped of flapjacktits.
They both just agreed to wipe River's mind so that she wouldn't know that she was dying that day, because that's a horrible way to spend your last few hours in a library.
>>64142732
Never hype again.
>>64142060
when did he break the 4th wall? i have bad memory
>>64142732
>>64142722
>edgy
That word has lost all meaning.
>Doctor Who consistency
>>64142842
Who are you quoting?
>>64142805
say that to my face you fucking faggot or I'll gut your neck
>>64142805
I'd like better word for "juvenile presentation of disturbing content" but I can't really think of one.
>>64142976
How's it juvenile? I think it's pretty cool.
It unsettles you and makes you curious about what the fuck is going on, and thus more likely to buy the book.
Of the NA covers I've seen, I'd say it's one of the best.
Late night /who/ is slooooooow /who/
>>64143558
as it should be
>>64143656
>cute
I don't know if that's the word I'd use.
>>64143601
>>64143764
>open door to your bedroom
>see this
>wat do
>>64143933
Ask to go for a ride.
Can someone help me? I'm a newfag to youtube copyright shit, I made a video using footage of the Singing Towers of Darillium scene in the Husbands of River Song and the Forest of the dead were she explains to ten her night with 12. I didn't monetize the video, or claim it as my own and gave credit to the BBC. Boom copyright claim and my video blocked. Yet there is like 100 similar videos that have been left alone.
>>64143933
Star jerking it all over datconsole
>>64143967
Wiggle room?
What kind of things are they going to do in their wiggle room living happily ever after forever?
>>64144036
You can try and contest the claim provided the video is different enough from the source to be considered fair use. That's definitely not a guarantee though.
>>64144255
2qt4me
>>64141939
>he's told his real name
He could have tell her the name during the 24 years.
A flaw i noticed is that River knows Ten's face.
>>64144347
Did she not recognize him in Silence of the Library?
>>64144374
I'm pretty sure she did. In fact, I think I read somewhere that Moffat created her because he felt psychic paper just won't work there and he needed different sort of credentials.
>Basil Funkenstein
>>64144616
His name is Dr. Basil Who senpai.
>>64144347
>A flaw i noticed is that River knows Ten's face.
She's certainly met Ten before, nothing in the other episodes contradicts that.
He probably ran into her a few times when he was travelling alone between Journey's End and The End of Time.
Big Finish story when?
Would 10 believe it if you explained everything that's going to happened to him? Moffat's story would sound like an insane rant.
>Day of the Doctor
>Amy Pond
>the cracks in the universe
>River is Amy's daughter
>The Silence
>the TARDIS explodes
>the Pandorica
>his fixed point death
>Clara
>Trenzalore where he has another fixed point death even though you can only have one
>Missy
>Osgood
>Ashildr
>the confession dial
>the diner
>>64144408
yeah, that's pretty much it. Psychic Paper wouldn't be enough in the context of that story, so Moffat made one of the characters an old friend of the Doctor, and things just sort of rolled from there
>hey guys, what if, listen, what if that one archaelogist already knew the Doctor.... but the Doctor didn't know HER!?
Hey! Who turned out the lights?
>>64145057
Sorry, that was my fault. Trying to save power here.
Every Moffat season:
The Doctor knows he is going to die and is avoiding his own death (the wall crack, getting shot on the beach, Trenzalore, whatever was happening with the guitar solo and the tank)
A mysterious woman is obsessed with him and stalks him across his timeline (River, River, Clara, Missy, Ashildr. Also Madame de Pompadour but that was just one episode)
The Doctor gets stuck in one place for ages (Trenzalore, The dream castle thing, beardy churchill Roman times)
Nobody actually dies, and one person who was supposed to die actually gets super extra life powers (Ashildr, Clara, Rory living for 2000 years, the Doctor getting new regenrations)
>>64145207
>he Doctor knows he is going to die and is avoiding his own death
Doesn't apply at all to season 5, and he wasn't avoiding his death in 9, he was actually going to just accept it.
>A mysterious woman is obsessed with him and stalks him across his timeline
Clara wasn't obsessed with the Doctor it was more the other way around. Also Missy didn't stalk the Doctor, she sort of just waited for him to come to her.
> beardy churchill Roman times
What?
>Nobody actually dies
Handles ;_;
>>64145207
Series 8 doesn't follow that pattern, for the most part
>>64145207
Moffat Who will be easy to port to a holodeck program since it's already structured like a game.
>>64141939
>And everyone likes the episode anyway
I didn't.
>>64144929
Would 9 believe any of the shit 10 went through?
>fights literal satan
>abzorbaloff
>rose trapped in alternate universe
>dalek-human hybrid
>master comes back
>old shriveled doc
>space titaninc
>meets future space wife
>planets disappearing
>wasting a regen to save a face
>davros comes back
>doctordonna
>tfw no Clara and Me
>>64144374
>>64144835
The only sure thing is that Ten meet her for the (very) first time in the library.
But i remember her says something like "your eyes looks younger" implying she thought he was a new version of the Doctor.
She also seems surprised to see the little bitch that Ten was.
>>64145689
Most of it is weird, but not necessarily life/universe changing.
>>64146356
What if she were drawn properly?
>>64146323
Is that meant to be Karen?
>>64146323
first comment after regeneration
>oh hold on, this is new
>this hasn't happened before
>I'm ginger!
>>64146701
>and apparently I need glasses
>>64146725
>and a tampon
>>64146725
It doesn't make much sense that the doctor would need glasses, much less straight after a regeneration when all of the cells fix themselves
>>64146835
So those are literally fake hipster glasses then?
Perfect.
>>64145510
always bring a banana to a party?
i wanna cum in gallifrey_immigrant!
i wanna hurt friendly neighborhood anon!
>>64146835
cells can fix themselves in a wrong way though. I've heard that Rassilon limited the number of regenerations to 12 so that Time-Lord-Cancer would occur less often.
>>64147158
they're sonic to go with the sonic screwdriver, sonic watch, sonic question mark, sonic scarf, sonic shoes, sonic vibrator
>>64147158
10 admitted to his being fake
Fade the Raven really isn't that good.
>>64145689
would 8 believe any of the shit 9 went through?
>farting monsters
>plastic mickey
>daleks still around
>believes he genocided time lords and daleks
>lived his life with soap opera lighting
>rose
>>64147562
Rose is about the only unusual for the Doctor thing Nine did.
>>64147562
at least 9 had a cool actor
>>64147555
Literally all that happens is Clara dies and people talk about it.
>>64142313
You're horrible at making shit up.
>>64146323
>question mark necklace
this is what I find most offensive
/who/ lives and never dies!
>>64147636
Plus it's probably miles away from Dollard's original idea since Moffat said he made her rewrite it to include Clara's death. It didn't have Rigsy, Ashildr, the fake murder mystery and Clara dying. Literally the only things that remain from the original script are the Trap Street and the Raven, and maybe that girl who can see the future.
>>64142346
>Boom Town
>shit
literally fight me. It's the only time we got 9/Rose/Jack/Mickey all at once and it was some fun shit
>>64147628
>>64147555
Seeing characters having fun, multi-layer scheme going wrong. It was a good story.
I always thought it was odd that they named a recurring character Jack while another recurring character from the same season was called Jacky. Did nobody think this through?
i wanna fuck cloister!
i wanna massage belle!
i wanna nuzzle Schlemil!
>>64141939
The writing has jumped off a cliff this whole series, and its such a shame as he is a fantastic doctor. River was a mistake that started as a neat idea and spiraled into a foolish attempt to shoehorn a character who has no need to be in the series into it. I can barely bring myself to watch these.
>>64147796
Clara was having fun. The Doctor did for 10 seconds at the start.
It was a good story but it would have been way better without 15 minutes of Clara saying goodbye and dying.
>>64147885
i wanna u to stop trolling!
i wanna discuss big finish!
ok I'm sharing my idea for a female Doctor (we know 13s going that way).
I'm NOT a pro artist so be kind senpai.
>>64147923
big finish ur life queer #rekt
>>64141939
>>River knows the interiors and controls of a Tardis of a future Doctor out of the regeneration cycle she knows of, but somehow never realized it
She knows he had a life after Amy and before Trenzalore, so she probably thought he just changed his TARDIS interior.
>River doesn't think the Doctor loves her when she's one of the few beings he's told his real name to and even considers his wife across regenerations
We don't know if she knows his name at this point. Maybe he'll tell her during these 24 years.
>River knows about the crash site from the future but tries to save the ship anyway and somehow doesn't know which planet it crashes on
Yeah, that was weird. I think it was made just for the perfect line she said.
>Moffat remains a hack with River knowing she's gonna die soon by the end of the episode when she clearly didn't know in the Library two parter
Uuuuunh yep. That's a plot hole if I know one.
>>64147901
What? Its been awful. Tennant was the high point, Matt Smith began the descent and now its fucked beyond repair
>>64147933
>kevin robinson from school fuck you kevin stop showin evryone my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit
>we're not getting the new sonic toy until 2017
Why live?
>>64147933
Literally just looks like Carmen Sandiego.
>>64148033
![anglo_1080x1080_hors1-320x180[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NLovkS9.jpg "anglo_1080x1080_hors1-320x180[1].jpg")
FUCK OFF! said the doctor!
>>64148033
i imagine her as short and a bit funny lookin'
>>64147562
>lived his life with soap opera lighting
kek'd
>>64148013
>Why live?
Because you won't be able to get the new toy if you aren't alive in 2017.
/who/ what's your New Year's resolutions?
>>64148131
I will stop trying to have fun and enjoy things and hang myself instead.
>>64145359
>What?
He was locked in that black cube in Day of the Moon and grew a beard. Later in Wedding of River Song he was Churchill's soothsayer.
>>64148131
learn spanish
>It's not that I only know how to write one story. I meant to make all the stories the same. It's like poetry.
>>64148144
Is this a new meme now?
>>64148131
More hate for the human race!
Pictured here: the downgrade in quality that has been going on since Series 6 of Doctor Who.
>>64148131
Coming out to my parents.
>>64148219
Who are you quoting?
The entrance to the TARDIS is right through this noose. Hurry, The Doctor is waiting for you!
>>64148239
Dalek Fred? Is that you?
i wanna fuck mcgann!
http://doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/The_Bedding_of_River_Song
>>64148391
who doesn't?
i wanna fuck charley!
i wanna have a career!
>>64148455
me too, I took a uni course in computer games design and it hasn't worked out.
those Sonics really show how more complicated they've become.
>>64148455
It looks more like a dildo each time.
>>64147445
What about the fifth Doctor?
>>64148505
i was in a bcc show for 4 years then my agent said i had a good chance of breaking it bigger in the usa so i moved there...have got only shit for work since. it sucks man :(
that's a shame anon, i'm sure you'll end up on your feet one way or another
note with the sonics: the second design of 8s was done in the 2010s so don't read that as chronologically sequential design
my favs would go the classic one > 8s second one > 9/10s > 11s (never really enjoyed using it desu, broke all the time) > 12s
>>64148267
fag
>>64148542
https://youtu.be/i4d-ruAbDBg?t=164
>>64148131
I dislike new years resolutions out of principle
if you really wanted to change something you wouldn't wait until an arbitrary date to start, you'd start straight away
>>64148273
Sounds like something George Lucas would say
>>64148608
and Moffat
>>64148631
But moff writes more than one type of story
MSBW?
>>64148677
matt smith blacked when
>>64148642
![moff-waves[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jcfffah.jpg "moff-waves[1].jpg")
>>64148631
i wanna cuck nick briggs!
welcome to day /who/ the best who!
i wanna do a big finish over briggs face!
>>64148258
You're not even using bait.
i wanna kiss charley pollard!
so are we getting a new companion soon? who will it be?
>>64141939
>Doctor literally gets cucked right in front of his face
Is it still being "cucked" in the case of a gash bucket like River Song?
>>64148959
You'll find out soon.New Years Day
>>64148959
apparently her name is Helen Sinclair and Hattie Morahan will play her
>>64148642
describe Magicians Apprentice/Witch's Familiar and Heaven Sent using the same sentence
When is The Diary of River Song set?
The sonic trowel puts it pre-Husbands of River Song
Is it post-Manhattan, pre-Husbands?
Pre-Manhattan?
It's definitely post-"killing" 1, but is it post-Wedding?
>>64149039
>post-Manhattan
wtach it again the alien who is reading her dairy says that
>>64141939
Haven't seen ep yet. Does she know she dies at the library, or just that she'll die soon? Because she may not have known she was going to die when she meets 10 and while at the library...
It's Christmas Eve 2016 and the Doctor and River crash land in London. Except no one's celebrating Christmas. There's no tree in the street, no one rushing at the last moment to buy a present, no Christmas decoration, nothing. When the Doctor and River meet with two brothers, they find out that Christmas doesn't exist, or rather never existed, and people don't understand the concept. Soon enough, the Doctor realises a man stole Christmas from the memory of every human on Earth - and snow too -, for very dark purposes. Helped by River and the brothers, the Doctor engages in an intergalactic chase that will lead him right at the beginning of the universe, and he promises one thing to all of the children in the world: he's the Doctor, the man who's going to save Christmas.
The Man Who Saved Christmas. Christmas 2016.
>>64141939
After episode 8 I stopped giving a shit, or watching for that matter
Only pleb still watch this car accident Moffat has turned it into
Poor Capaldi he would have been such a great doctor
>>64149107
All she's shown to have figured out is she probably won't see the doctor again (doctor refuses to confirm/deny it), whether she can derive from that it means she's going to die soon is left to interpretation
>>64149121
I'd watch that.
>>64149067
That's The Husbands of River Song. He's talking about The Diary of River Song.
>>64149067
...did you read my post?
>>64149002
>New Years Day
Have the BBC actually announced that they will reveal the new companion then or are you just bullshitting?
>>64149248
you're being memed on m8
They didn't even have an episode name at the end of Husbands, Moff hasn't chosen the new companion yet let alone written the episode
>>64148959
>>64149265
Wrong.
See >>64149121
>>64148258
>Series 3 and 4: rising curve
gr8 b8 m8
>>64149289
Nice filename tumblrina
>>64149358
You're a fucking idiot.
River dies in the Library episode right?
>>64149358
why would I go through the trouble of saving and renaming a gif I found through a quick google search? I'm not that insecure.
>>64149421
back to leddit
>>64149432
go back to reddit tumblrina
Why did the doctor not just dump river after finding out that while he's not around she murders people, cares about nothing but money, steals his tardis when convenient for her and cheats on him with other men and women (heck she spoke of nights of passion) either to manipulate them or just for the heck of it? Behind his back she talks about the doctor as if he's some sort of tool for her to use but then when she realises the doctor was there all along she falls right back into her sweetie persona and the doctor fucking falls for it.
Then again maybe that's why the doctor finally decided to take her to the singing towers, being fed up with her shit after seeing all that.
>>64149457
upvoted.
>>64149459
...are you memein? Listen to the fucking audio. It answers this.
>>64149039
She's just been to Manhattan in Husbands, so Diary must be before that at least.
River's timeline:
A Good Man Goes to War (baby River)
The Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon (child River regenerates)
Let's Kill Hitler
Closing Time
The Wedding of River Song (River who kills the Doctor)
First Night/Last Night (earlier River)
AGMGTW (adult River, not sure about this one)
TIA/DOTM (adult River)
The Pandorica Opens/The Big Bang
The Time of Angels/Flesh and Stone
TWORS (River in the final scene)
FN/LN (later River)
The Diary of River Song
The Angels Take Manhattan
The Husbands of River Song
Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead
The Name of the Doctor
Is this accurate? Have I missed anything?
THE DOCTOR
>Because Christmas, it's not just any party. It's not even about the presents, and no, it's absolutely not about religion. It's about family. And not strictly speaking either. It's about people gathering together, sharing a moment of happiness. It's a party, once a year, every year, that warms the heart of every single person, filling them with laughter, enjoyment, optimism, love. But you've robbed everyone of their memory of Christmas. You stole it from all these children, because everyone was a child, no one was born an adult. Everyone loved Christmas when they were a child, and they still do. You've robbed every human of the joy they felt all these Christmas past, and tomorrow they won't even celebrate it because they forgot about it entirely. Well guess what? If you're the man who stole Christmas, then I'll be the man who saved Christmas. And I'm going to save it now.
Did I get 12 right?
>>64149503
the audio wants us to believe the doctor is retarded and just lets himself be manipulated by river like that because she cries about stars
>>64149514
Nah that feels right to me anon. I wish Big Finish clarified it; they used to put it in the "Behind the Scenes" section of the website where an audio took place in TV continuity.
>>64149459
Nights of passion but she didn't know he was a cyborg and he's just a head
they didn't sex
River Song is the Doctor's wife. Deal with it. It happened. Get over it. Her timeline is over... and that's ok. Move along, people. It's canon. You cannot deny the canon any longer.
Matt Smith got blacked. Deal with it. It happened. His timeline is over... and that's ok. Move along, people. It's canon. You cannot deny the canon any longer.
>>64141939
He's using the same Tardis as late era Matt Smith
>>64149630
she's one of many
marriage isn't that significant
>>64149648
The circle thing that river opened up didn't exist in matt's iteration of this console room, it didn't exist until series 9
>>64149628
there was ramone (was that his name?) too, something about his abs and the beach. You saw how disgusted the doctor was with finding that out.
>>64149564
Why does no one care ? :(
>>64143601
upload to wiki
>>64149683
Nothing about abs, she mentioned having already picked out his swimwear.
briggs blacked when
>>64149737
that's even worse lmao
>>64143601
can u take out war, i dont find him comfy at all :( maybe put 6 instead
Im listening to some DW soundtracks and I think Murray Gold should take over Star Wars from John Williams.
>>64149882
>Star Wars
Kylo Ren is the bad guy of the movie.. Han Solo isinlots of the movie.
Darth Vader is Luke's dad
Anakin dies in ep6
>>64149564
sounds a bit more like 11 than 12
>>64149923
what fucking pleasure do you get out of this u turd. i was going to watch this with my family tomorrow.
>>64149949
Kylo Ren is the son ofa man and woman presumably.
>Doctor Who thread full of star wars spoilers
why
>>64150005
this is barely a spoiler desu considering they give it away a third into the movie
>>64149564
GOAT
O
A
T
>>64150065
uh, i'm pretty sure what i wrote was given away as soon as they announced the character was...a human
>>64150222
two women can have a genetic baby together thanks to the power of technology, the result will always be a girl though (XX chromosome). Which would could be the case for kylo ren if he was a transman. So yeah no full confirmation for what you said until a third into the movie when they reveal who his parents are. :^)
>>64142060
>Merry Christmas to all of you at home!
>>64150057
Because Star Wars is fucking shitkill yourself
>>64149882
They're both past their prime desu
These are the only good OST from Series 9.
https://youtu.be/VZjMvtnPgLY
https://youtu.be/oKlzREs-IT8
https://youtu.be/7Q3BfQ_3vxo
https://youtu.be/O3JrtciM6dk
https://youtu.be/Jmep-RZpFzw
https://youtu.be/d04zD0KftkQ
https://youtu.be/V2i3aBQp6EU
https://youtu.be/oRG2vDAoD-g
https://youtu.be/rfMEiL5gE-E
https://youtu.be/LGQj0CDuufs
https://youtu.be/0k-x34yjNi8
https://youtu.be/MH-DUbebzoM
https://youtu.be/uUyOekSev2Y
https://youtu.be/8NPbYLzFdbY
So are we now agreed that despite being fun when she first came in River should have never been in Doctor Who considering how shit, superflous and detrimental she is to both the already shoddy writing and the wavering "plot"
This Christmas special just felt so messy like they didn't know what to do with it.
River was really annoying too.
calalala
>>64150698
>>64150700
back to tumblr
