>Implying this isn't one of the best movies of the past 25 years
He's right you know.
>>64256037
_BZZZT--! OOOPS! I'm sorry OP, for every appearance by Christian Slater you get deducted 65 points. Thank you for playing.
>>64256751
you're wrong
Rate the last film you saw
8/10
>>64255842
inb4 millions of /tv/ special snowflake autists storm this topic
>enjoying films
Hateful Eight
7/10
>>64255953
>liking television or films
nah
So I'm watching Empire Strikes Back on one of my dad's old VHS tapes.
Who the hell is this guy?
Sheev
Tweeter the Monkey Man
Darth Snoke
Which one is the best?
>>64255704
Crystal Skull
>>64255727
/thread
Last Crusade objectively
>Death Star blows up a planet
>Leia is distraught
>I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
>audience understands the impact
Vs.
>Starkiller blows up a system
>nobody in the movie nor the audience cares
The further I get from TFA the more I'm noticing things that really needed some punching up
I wish they blew up more planets honestly. It would have been kick ass if they blew up Jakku. Then like blew up Luke Uselesswalker's Irish hill planet.
So much potential. Hack hack Abrahams
the resistance found luke that's all that matters
>Starkiller blows up a system
>nobody in the movie nor the audience cares
Seriously, it became a universe where nothing matters, like they know they are in a flick, it's so stupid yet manchildren are eating it up. Fuck everyone.
Is this shit any good? Not sure if I should watch it with my roommates or just fap and go to bed.
>>64255586
it's fun and one of the better films of the year
You'll enjoy it.
Also fap while watching it
fap to sissy hypno and fall asleep
Is this the best ayy lmao movie ever made?
I think it is a masterpiece made when Spielberg was only concerned with good film-making instead of being a bigwig content with safe choices.
It still freaks me out when the spindly alien appears.
>third kind
What did he mean by this?
>>64255304
>don't show the aliens until the very end
It's pretentious garbage.
>I've got the DA breathing down my neck!
>>64118721
this always triggers me
>if i had a nickel for every time i saw your penis
>"YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR DEPTH JOHNSON!"
>"That plans so crazy it just might work!"
>"this will be a difficult hack. More difficult than I've ever done before. *mashes keyboards for 2 minutes* I'm in."
webm thread
So one of Luke's students went on a murderous rampage and his response was to run off and hide in the middle of bumfuck nowhere rather than even try stop Snoke or the First Order? Han may have failed to rescue Ben, but at least he tried.
Of all the changes they made, this was unquestionably the worst.
>>64255260
Maybe getting older killed all of his inner resolve and strength and turned him into a coward?
>>64255260
if he gets killed the jedi are dead and the world is done for.
>>64255260
Maybe he just didn't give a fuck anymore.
https://anon.to/Y4Nhrv
>>64254960
>Blacks Live Matter is being connected to Star Wars now
That's it. I'm not ever going to identify as mixed race or mulatto again, from now on I'm just a white kid with a tan.
it is time to open the doors for the real /pol/ friends and not these pretend /pol/ memers from /v/ to be honest
>one stormtrooper is black
>all of them must be black!
literally how fucking stupid do you have to be to make that kind of leap in logic?
HOLY SHIT
LOOK UP THE TRAILER
>>64254853
fake and gay
>>64254853
I think Marky Mark would be better as Johnny Bravo, just saiyan
>>64254853
I know it's fake, but...
Who would play Johnny's mother in a live action Johnny Bravo? And who would play the little neighbor girl who's always bothering him?
ITT: Capeshit before capeshit became popular
>>64254792
CANT WAKE UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ly_J143kh4
>>64254932
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuy4828wpvg
But he doesn't even wear a cape.
ONE
QUARTER
PORTION
>>64254552
When feminists have control of the world...
I can't believe that was the cop who can't be stopped.
>>64254552
Why was Rey such a terrible scavenger that she keeps bringing back worthless shit?
How did Neo know what his real body looked like before he was unplugged?
>>64254390
he didn't? are you trying to say the image is related? because it isn't
>>64254390
He's the one
The real question is how was he able to move, much less tread water, if he had been motionless in the pod for 30 years?
