What does /tv/ think of reality shows like Geordie Shore and Keeping up with the Kardashians?
>>64318088
that's sexy as hell
it's an exercise in normalizing capitalistic consumer ideology. Have you ever met anyone that actually watches these things? They are all status hungry as fuck; their goals are in-line with buying things not achieving happiness by whatever means. If you have a population of people whose lives will amount to a lot of nothing you build something which they can easily strive for that lines your pockets. Fleeting happiness through consumerism is the foundation of almost every holiday. These people are pin-up models for happiness through excessive wealth and garbage
It's fine.
Ok, after reading a lot of threads and people complaining about the fact that Yoda jumps like a retard with a dick sized Lightsaber(i don't think Sheev has any flaws but let's throw him into this)
How do you think these two could fight in the movies? using the force only and no lightsaber? That would require some new force powers, anyone got a few ideas?
>>64318064
All Sheev needs is Force Spin.
If Sheev can spin and jump and fight with a saber and shit, why couldn't he do anything when Vader picked him up and walked him over to a pit and tossed him over? That shit took like 15 seconds.
Who is the worst critic in the world? Armond? Stuckman? Non-conformists might even say Ebert. I nominate Dave Nusair. He's a total pleb who has somehow gotten onto Rotten Tomatoes. His site is http://reelfilm.com/index.htm. He's given 2/4 reviews to Lawrence of Arabia, Duck Soup, and Vertigo. He's reviewed to Jean-Luc Godard films and given them both zero stars. Also if you read his website, count how many times he uses the phrase "piece of work". It's astounding.
Fuck off David
>He's reviewed to Jean-Luc Godard films and given them both zero stars
I've only seen Two or Three Things. There's no way you faggots can think that was a good film.
Extreme contrarianism for the sake of extreme contrarianism garners attention.
How would you fix Season 2?
>>64318039
More cancerfu, less everyone else. Black man dequirked.
>>64318039
By leaving the movie be.
chubbier dunst
The creator of the legendary Star Wars films said that he has 'assiduously' avoided the internet for 15 years. In a recent interview, George Lucas, 71, told The Washington Post that since 2000 he has stayed off of Facebook, Twitter and even email. The writer-director has done this partly so that he does not have to read 'the worst about himself and his movies', according to the website.
It was in the special edition version of the 1977 film where Greedo shoots Han Solo first instead in which 'deeply offended fans' saw this as a 'sacrilege,' the Washington Post reported. But the filmmaker has defended his decision citing mythological thinking.
'Han Solo was going to marry Leia, and you look back and say, "Should he be a cold-blooded killer?''' Lucas asks.
'Because I was thinking mythologically, "should he be a cowboy, should he be John Wayne?" 'And I said, "Yeah, he should be John Wayne." And when you're John Wayne, you don't shoot people [first] - you let them have the first shot. 'It's a mythological reality that we hope our society pays attention to.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3340444/George-Lucas-says-s-stayed-Internet-15-years.html
What an insecure faggot. The guy is a billionaire, he should have thicker skin than that.
now he's bitching about not having control over the franchise he sold
>George Lucas immunizes himself to different opinions
You don't say
![Anakin-and-his-padawan-Ahsoka-star-wars-clone-wars-19244306-991-2560[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mPmG9B0.jpg "Anakin-and-his-padawan-Ahsoka-star-wars-clone-wars-19244306-991-2560[1]")
How can you tolerate being a Star Wars fan? There's so much faggotry and refusal to acknowledge going on.
to really accept anything fanatically you have to acknowledge the bad, because not doing so makes justifying the good.
I love the prequels. They're funny, and odd and very distinct but I'd never convince someone to watch them based on some ephemeral "critical goodness". In more ways than they are not, they are very bad movies, but I still love them.
I like George Lucas. He's an idealistic, creative guy and also kind of an ass-backwards soft spoken autistic dweeb. Calling Disney 'White Slavers' is fucking crazy when you think about how he tried to avoid being in the public eye for the last fifteen years. He only 'ruined' Star Wars if you genuinely lost the ability to appreciate the things you liked about it in the first place, and that's your fault, not his.
Unfortunately, we're entering this period in culture where media is extremely homogenous, and safe. Everything is carefully manicured to appeal to everyone on some level. It's kind of funny how people gave Georgie shit for whitewashing the Star Wars Universe when TFA is one of the most blatantely engineered and carefully manufactured products ever. So you take the good with the bad, and unfortunately we're entering a period where the bad dominates because artistic integrity or creativity are fucking worthless when you want to make billions of dollars.
>>64318065
Can you give a tl;dr? I don't feel like reading this.
>>64318065
TFA is definitely carefully manufactured, but it's a well-made film with heartfelt performances from the actors and character interaction that feels organic, which is far more than I can say for the prequels, no matter how "distinct" and "full of artistic integrity" they are.
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
posting essential mace dindu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDhK0NqXrIY
>>64317810
Whoah, that seems a tough job. Need a hand?
>>64317830
The Oppression. Of the siths, will never return. You. Have lost?
Does this sort of thing really happen?
You can't fit in someone's ass unless you're hard
You can't piss if you're hard
>>64317767
incorrect
>>64317767
>he doesn't /maxhardcore/
Why arent you excited for Deadpool /tv/? James Cameron is.
http://screencrush.com/deadpool-cameron-fincher/
>>64317713
HOLY SHIT /TV/ BTFO!!
Just like Genisys
>>64317713
>>64318583
Deadpool is a film genetically engineerd to appeal to imdbspawn /v/edditors with no sense of sophisication who laud meme dialog, which supports upvote groupthink mentality, and meme acting with a good movie pandering reddit tier meta capeshit "entertainment" sensibilities and a meme tv movie aesthetic. This is a flick at best and will rightfully ruin ryan reynolds career.
ITT: post a mainstream franchise you haven't seen a single installment of and get judged
>fast furious
>star treck
>transformers
>>64317605
You're not missing much
Die Hard
Lord of the Rings
>Harry Potter
>Star Trek
>Hunger Games
>>6431760
star wars
>WASHINGTON, Dec. 31 (UPI) -- Two writers are suing director Quentin Tarantino for allegedly infringing on the copyright of a screenplay they say ultimately became Django Unchained.
>Filed Dec. 24 in Washington, D.C., the lawsuit also names The Weinstein Company and Columbia Pictures as defendants.
>Oscar Colvin, Jr. and his son Torrance Colvin claim their screenplay, Freedom, is eerily similar to the Oscar-winning 2012 film starring Jaime Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kerry Washington and Samuel L. Jackson. Tarantino credits Sergio Corbucci's Django for inspiration.
>"There are a plethora of similarities between Freedom and Django Unchained," the lawsuit alleges, according to Variety. "Defendants would call them coincidence, however, the intentional use of our work is neither an accident nor coincidence."
http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2015/12/31/Quentin-Tarantino-accused-of-copyright-infringement-over-Django-Unchained/4841451587824/
They owed the screenplay ideas to Tarantino anyhow because of reparations. Maybe they didn't hear that Quentin's mom fucked a lot of niggers, so he's an honorary dindu himself?
>>64317544
Tarantino can do whatever the fuck he wants, he's a treasure to the planet. I'd let him nibble my toes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMzDNEPC3BQ
Isn't the hateful 8 just a ripoff of that 70's movie? Something 9?
What are some good films to watch while stoned?
Reefer Madness
DUDE
Just admit your underage and haven't smoked weed.
Why do we never talk about the good shows ?
I thought we were patricians.
WE are
that's why WE watched and discussed it when it was airing
>>64317143
>that's why WE watched and discussed it when it was airing
I have never seen any thread about this. And it's not like it's 2 years old. Meanwhile, there's cunny thread and SW hate threads everywhere
Book was better but damned if they didn't do a respectable job. Book was great, actually.
Is this not the most blatantly biased piece of shit flick ever made?
>>64316985
Fuck off Courtney
Sad thing most people that watch documentaries think they're educated because they're watching documentaries, every one of them has a bias and most people aren't smart enough to see the holes in the presentations.
>>64316985
Of course it is. Tom Grant hasn't changed his story. He began releasing his tapes of kourtney to a local radio show years ago. Then was interviewed in kurt and courtney. Now there is a movie dedicated to his side of the story.
He's been literally trying to tell people this since. Now that netflix picked it up it gets to be critiqued by an emaciated neck beard who just saw montage of heck before it and can't understand why anybody would say these mean things.
Best case scenario is kourtney is a terrible person who manipulates others to get her way.
Is this comic true or projecting? I can't belive nonstarwars fans going to cinema to watch this shit
>>64316786
>Kylo body pillow
What the hell
>Buying lots of merch has become the defining feature of fandom
fuck star wars
It's the opposite. Everyone tells you it's great, and then you're disappointed because it's just fine.
