>The most successful film of all-time, the motion picture event of a generation, is a space-faring adventure about a homeless white woman and a traitorous black man beating the shit out of a whiny white man obsessed with his lineage.
How does this make you feel?
Liberated.
Stop being such a whiny little bitch nigga, OP. It's a fucking movie. Go back to eating your tendies and pretending there's more to your life than being a film elitist.
it'll all make sense when they make Rey a villain in the third movie to show feminism has gone too far
>it's an a coochie moya episode
Daily reminder that J. Highwater literally did nothing wrong.
There's already a Star Trek thread going on:
>>64390570
>>64405857
>I do.
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>leader of a military group that is fanatically loyal to an idea
>in the most advertising and has tons of publicity
>does nothing, turns into a complete coward when threatened and gets killed by a garbage compactor
What the fuck?
>>64406149
we Boba Fett now
I bet she survives and appears in the next film doing Nazi things.
boba fett was hyped and he got eaten by a sandworm
>but muh eu
Star Wars just passed Titanic.
Cameronfags on suicide watch.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2016/01/02/star-wars-the-force-awakens-tops-titanic-in-us-harry-potter-worldwide/
>domestic gross
Tell me when it passes Titanic worldwide
Inb4 >inflation
It's happening
is there ANYTHING from Bollywood worth watching?
>>64404559
Delhi Belly
DESIGNATED
Slumdog Millionaire was good. The Lunchbox is supposed to be really good but I've never seen it. The Abu trilloogy is supposed to be great but I thought it was just boring as fuck.
>Rey was originally "Kira", a hotheaded mechanic who lived in Jakku fixing old spaceships, among them the Millennium Falcon, with her surrogate father, a former pilot for the Republic, who is later murdered by the First Order, after which she embarks on an adventure. She also had her own jury-rigged droid.
>Finn was originally "Sam", an expert marksman and nature-born leader with a historic of insubordination against the First Order who decides to desert after witnessing the execution of a captive Rebel crew. He was white.
>Poe Dameron was originally "John Doe", a stoic soldier affiliated with the Resistance. He would originally die in the Tie Fighter crash. At different points, he was a Jedi and a bounty hunter with a Wookie companion. He was black.
>Kylo Ren was originally "The Jedi Killer", a powerful warrior trained to locate and kill all Force-sensitives and particularly obsessed with Luke Skywalker. At different points, he feeded off of solar energy and had a torture droid for a companion.
>Kira originally found out she was Force-sensitive early into her adventure and met Luke, who had gone into exile to mainttain the Force in balance and decided to guide her in the ways of the Force. At this point, the McGuffin was a map to the ancient Jedi temple, which was later merged with a map to Luke's whereabouts.
>The Starkiller Base was originally the "Doom Star", a energy cannon powered by geotermal energy, built inside a volcano on planet Dantooine.
>Captain Phasma was originally a man and would've been played by Benedict Cumberbatch.
>Supreme Leader Snoke was almost a female described as a "beautiful, but warped marble statue".
Would this have made Rey less of a boring Mary Sue?
Most of that sounds way better, holy fuck, what happened.
Too bad they decided to play it safe.
>everyone talks about the original trilogy as if they are masterpieces in filmmaking
>watch them
>they're all shit
Is this the ultimate ruse?
>>64400325
Cool, i'm not the only one.
They're all mediocre pieces of shit. Some of the characters are pretty cool (Vader, Han Solo) but the ultimate struggle between evil vs good is just so fucking cliché. It's clearly aimed at children, there's no complexity at all.
Lightsabers feel like wasted potential, it's an unique weapon which could potentially lead to unique fights as well, one mistake and you're cut in half but they seem to handle like swords so there's no advantage to it.
It saddens me, everything could have been so much better, even the OT.
>>64400325
Episode 4 is good. The rest are mediocre.
>>64401145
5 > 4
I knew nothing about this film, I didn't expect much
now it's my favorite superhero film ever
do you guys like it?
Can I get a nude Pym?
The aesthetics of the costume, his power, and the sequences when he shrinks and grows are just so fun to watch.
The acting was fine and Rudd did a great job, though I'm skeptical how he will hold his own with the rest of the Avengers cast.
Overall plot was more heist than capeshit origins, which is a plus. Personally it's top 3 in the MCU for me.
>>64400010
Yes, I like it a lot
Reminder that Carmen never actually likes Johnny at all. She only uses her vagina to convince him to join the military and then leaves him as soon as he does.
She's a honeypot for the totalitarian government to dissuade dissenters.
You're blinded into the propaganda of the writers into thinking Carmen is a good match for Johnny.
Dizzy is my waifu
My dick doesn't care. It only wants to fuck her.
I would have been tapping dizzys ass everyday
Why did they elect a 14-year-old girl to be queen of the planet? Who the fuck was she running against that made her the better candidate?
>>64399126
She is pretty though desu senpai
>not wanting a cunny to rule over you
Gay
Because Star Wars is space fantasy with lots of dumb whimsical shit. It's why I love it, to be quite honest with you family.
Will Rogue One redeem the prequels? Will Vader be in it?
It's be nice if Vader was in the background but certainly not a focus in te movie
>>64398631
Oh thank God cool looking stormtroopers. One of the few things the prequels did right where variety of clones and trooper design
>>64398759
I hate the new storm troopers in TFA. They made them look like cute little ducks. They don't look threatening at all.
Best episode?
>>64398453
Patrick's Secret Box.
>>64398453
Super Bowl
dying for pie
Did he do it, /tv/?
Was he stupid enough to leave all that evidence in the open?
I really fucking hope not. I wish some crazy good detective could figure this shit out.
You ever hear of something called “The M-Brain Theory”, Detective? It’s like, in this universe, we process time linearly. Forward. But outside of our space time, from what would be a 4th dimensional perspective, time wouldn’t exist. And from that vantage, could we attain it? What we’d see is our space time would look flattened like a single sculpture of matter in a super position, every place it ever occupied. Our sentience just cycling through our lives like carts on a track. See, everything outside our dimension – that’s eternity…eternity looking down on us. Now to us, it’s a sphere. But to them, it’s a circle.
the documentary was biased
he probs did it
Disney just released the new trailer for
Star Wars Rogue One
Coming out this year
What does /tv/ think?
https://youtu.be/_bwj8u_Y5Fo
gay
I have no interest in Disney's version of Star Wars.
WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS SHIT
What's this hairstyle called?
>>64396957
just
The Cavill
It's called "a sign of maturity and male attractiveness in Victorian times, but a sign of oogliness in 2015 when people have unrealistic standards about male physiology".
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