>that kid who liked blasters more than lightsabers
>>64386872
.gif reminds me of fencing classes where the instructor had to remind the students that the goal of thrusting was to hit your opponent's chest, not their sabre
>>64386872
>ywn dance at this discotheque
;__;
>>64386955
It's a very specifically choreographed move. I'll show it to you later.
post yours, rate ...
1/9
there releasing dazed and confused /dr strange and apoc in a local cinema this month
i think i'm working though so i'm not sure if i'll go
>>64386263
6/8
>>64386452
jagoff/9
ITT Worst characters in their respective series
I'm not gonna even bother googling a pic of him but Jax from SoA. Most unlikable Mary Sue wigger I've ever seen.
I want to like the show but I can't get through season 2 to save my life because he always gets his way, is never wrong and never loses. Fucking fag even holds his own against Ron Perlman. Bullshit.
>give me the gun
>do you know to use one of these things?
>i hate sand
Every goddamn time
>>64386884
>ch-chck
This woman tells you that you never really chose anything you wear.
She says what you're wearing is the end result of a committee of people like her meticulously figuring out what they knew you would buy.
She says it's all been chosen for you before you even knew what you wanted.
How do you respond to that?
get her naked duh
The ability to influence what people wear has to be the lamest superpower I've ever seen.
If you told me how my food was selected for me or my job was selected for me or my friends or my wife was selected for me... then I might be a little bit intimidated by you. But I just don't give enough of a shit about my clothes. It's kind of sad actually. You thinking that you matter.
Its the middle of the night and a blizzard is happening there's no chance the moon is out in the weather, yet Uno Farto thought it would be a good idea to fill up the scene with the most obvious artificial lights that are barely hidden behind the house and outhouse. why not just have one light behind the camera to brighten up the scene evenly or even go the way of The Revanent and not use any artificial lighting at all and show how dark it really was?
also why does this black sargent in the 1800's have the whitest most perfect teeth i've ever seen in a western.
I kinda like Tarantino's writing and directing but he really doesn't do historical accuracy or subtle cinematography very well.
>>64385717
Nah you're just a racist bro
>>64385717
>he really doesn't do historical accuracy or subtle cinematography very well.
He practically does cartoons for adults. This is especially more so since Kill Bill.
The sooner you accept QT doesn't do high art or cinema, but blaxploitation and grindhouse, the sooner you'll be at peace with yourself.
That said, Hateful Eight is the best movie I've seen this year. It's literally been over a decade since the last good whodunnit.
Explain this shit, Star Wars fans
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Emperor_Palpatine_Surgical_Reconstruction_Center
>>64385629
>redditlettermedia
>>64385629
Why didn't Palpatine undergo surgical reconstruction himself after his face was melted?
>>64385657
Don't you ever fucking reply to my thread again unless you're contributing something.
http://www.latinpost.com/articles/105563/20160101/christopher-nolans-dunkirk-dated-summer-2017.htm
What are your thoughts on Nolan directing a WW2 film?It'll be slightly better than Inception but that's it
it'll be shit just like every nolan movie
>>64384492
I expect it to be similar to stuff like Saving Private Ryan/Bridge of Spies/Fury. I'm not excited as of now, the genre is beaten to death and done in almost all styles imaginable. Need to hear more about it.
Dunkirk? More like Shit tier flick
If you removed her from the movie entirely, TFA would be at least 10 times better. Prove me wrong
>>64384283
Duh.
>>64384283
I'd be fine with them keeping her if she wasn't such a shitty, overpowered character with needlessly mysterious back story with no development, personality or reason for us to care about her.
Having a female lead was the only good thing about The Force Awakens.
How did this shit become the highest grossing film ever? I was in 6th grade when it came out and I could not believe people enjoyed this shit.
I was in 7th grade and I thought it was better than anything by Kurosawa or Welles.
>>64384160
>>64384196
Ew, what's with all these little kids?
>>64384160
>2016
>being in grade school
Come back when you're older, kid
Do people actually believe this is better than the prequels?
>>64383994
Well it was basically ANH with better effects, so yes.
>>64383994
yes
What went wrong?
Shit script, but Jeff Daniels has the range of a fucking sniper, underrated af actor.
>>64383939
20 years 2 late.
>>64383978
It was so late that no one cared about it. And it's a film that literally did not need a sequel.
Actually thinking about it, a tv show would have worked better maybe.
![29D7947C00000578-3133544-image-a-4_1434907477981[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1A5mLl5.jpg "29D7947C00000578-3133544-image-a-4 1434907477981[1]")
Is it ever explained who Anakin Skywalkers dad is?
It says the "midichlorians" created him, but them being able to just randomly create the most powerful jedi for no reason seems like a bad plot.
And if he was just randomly created, what is the point of killing all the jedi? If a stronger one could just be born again out of nowhere?
correct me if i'm wrong, but darth plaguis would of been dead by the time anakin was conceived.
so that only really leaves palpatine, but it's never explored that he can create children with the force.
or is it "the prophecy" this mysterious thing we never learn about other than it progressing the plot on massively?
shmee got fucked by some rando who left them
shmee invented the miraculous birth meme out of embarrassment
YOODOODOO THE FORCE PLANET INHABITED BY FORCE ANGELS IN THE MIDICHLOROQUOG CENTRAL NEXUS OF UBUDU ENERGIES RAPED HIS DESERT HAG MOTHER IN THE FUCKING CUNT
>>64383412
Plageuis
What moments in a film single-handedly ruin it?
Pic related.
>>64383396
>finishes watching a film on TV filled with 100+ ad breaks, and at least 100+ promos for the worst drama ever made (MOLLY)
>gets online immediately to post about a 2 second scene at the end
fuck off into the outback you australian dickhead
>>64383396
she's my favourite black lady though
>>64383484
I literally just turned on the TV and saw the scene which reminded me how awful it was, hence the thread.
And you'd have to be in Australia to know it was just on TV.
Just saw the Hateful Eight. Is this Tarantino's best work as of date?
SHUT THE DOOR
Literally a cuck flick.
>>64383185
Has Michael Madsen which is + and Walt Goggins another +, but doesn't have Kurt Russell killing 88 yakuza members or being trained by old-wise kung fu zen master, sooo I'm torn.
