What's your favorite theory about the movie?
Do you have a theory on what its about?
>>64552821
Isn't there a sequel to this book?
>>64552821
Anyone else find it amusing that Kubrick exclusively attracts conspiracy cucks, those who spend their lives looking for meaning and narratives that just don't exist?
No? Nevermind then.
>>64553025
It's funny because that's a theory too.
>canonically, Han Solo is 14 in ANH
>TFA takes place like 30 years later and Han is already an old man
14 in dog years.
>>64552700
>canonically, Han Solo is 14 in ANH
what?
>>64552700
ANH is canon and he's not 14 in that so he's not 14 in ANH.
Orson Welles was 25 when he made Citizen Kane.
What's your excuse?
I'm a very unmotivated person who also isn't very creative
I have no talent for anything. I don't know why people have insisted otherwise.
avoidant personality combined with lack of funds
Say it with me: Palpatine.
His name is Emperor Palpatine. Not Sheev. Sheev sounds like ghetto slang for shit. Whoever decided that Palpatine needed a shit name needs to be electrocuted.
wrong thats darth sidious
>>64552486
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>>64552530
He goes by both names. Besides Darth Sidous still sounds better then "Sheeeev."
Recommend movies like Pet sematary, preferably to watch stoned.
Pet Sematary 2
Creepshow 1, 2
The Dead Zone
Maximum Overdrive
Return of the Living Dead
Re-Animator
Frankenhooker
Animal House
Post yfw 1x1=2
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/terrence-howard-thinks-1x1-2-has-a-secret-system-called-terryology-and-spends-17-hours-a-day-making-10502365.html
>>64552204
This guy is hilarious. He even lied about getting a PhD on Kimmel.
>>64553865
I think he was talking about becoming a Professional hash Dealer
>>64553865
He also has the estrogen levels of a woman
Luke, did I ever tell you about spinning? It's a good trick.
>>64552114
I just realized this is the only saber-duel in star wars where the jedi kept his hood up.
I know it's a good trick, but why even try it agaisnt Vader ? He basically invented it!
>>64552171
moisture farming hoods boost defense its like wearing high ground..
What did /tv/ prefer?
>>64551936
HD DVD of course.
>physical media
VHS
What should it be about?
Are you talking about a Netflix Star Wars show?
If so, I've always wanted a Band of Brothers style show about Stormtroopers.
Probably something between VI and VII, maybe the destruction of the remnants of the Empire and the rise of the New Republic.
>>64551723
Just use the scripts for Star Wars: Underworld that are already written and ready to go. That's enough material for at least half a dozen seasons right there.
Tell me one reason this isn't the best movie of the past decade.
TDKR plane scene is the best movie of the past decade.
>>64551695
AND I'm JAvert!
The editing made me physically ill
Have you ever gotten in trouble with the law or your ISP over piracy?
Those faggots sent me a warning once for downloading some shitty album.
My retarded roommate used a public tracker once. Comcast injected a warning into a random webpage I visited. Telling me I shouldnt pirate.
Now I use HTTPS for everything.
So, not in trouble.
![ROTJ v2.0 Workprint.mkv_snapshot_01.56.05_[2016.01.06_11.45.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DgOjj22.jpg "ROTJ v2.0 Workprint.mkv snapshot 01.56.05 [2016.01.06 11.45.01]")
>Darth Vader in a New Hope
evil menacing presence
still obeys Tarkin as his master
distributes fear across the galaxies
>Empire Strikes Back
muahaha im in charge now lmao
force chokes people at will
destroys everything in his path
unstoppable
>Return of the Jedi
NOOOOO ARHGHHH!!!
What went wrong?
>>64551614
he stopped being an asshole and saved his kid
>>64551614
George Lucas happened.
They had no idea Vader would be so popular.
After A New Hope they changed the script for more Vader.
What's next for Rickety Cricket?
>>64551474
Winning the lottery. Then the gang somehow causes him to squander it all, without them getting any of it/
losing a member
>>64551474
Cricket's evolution is one of the best things about the show.
So I just watched this and didn't really understand. Am I just a turbopleb or do I need to see it again?
>>64551417
its a pretty straighforward plot
>>64551728
It's not though.
>>64551417
>>64552066
What exactly did you not understand?
How assmad was /tv/ when they found out a black would be taking over Rocky?
The same reaction as Star Wars?
Did you start calling Stallone a cuck, sjw etc?
i didn't even know this movie was coming out until after it did pleb
>>64551389
I was cool though.
The movie deserves to be in the original Rocky series, atleast the fight choreography proves that. I skipped the boo hoo romance part in the movie. Can someone make a fan-edit of the movie, cutting all the drama and shit and just Rocky and Creed training together. I'd really fuckin' like that.
>>64551407
Yes it was poorly advertised
