>be me
>be 23
>aunt buys me a star wars wallet for christmas but only gives me it now
>okay
>I don't even like star wars
>>64556097
>>be me
Stop doing that.
Is your aunt hot?
I'm thinking of buying it too for my wife's son
>>64556122
Take a guess.
How come Donkey calls Shrek
>a mean, green fighting machine
at the beginning of the film, but later says he is colour blind?
>>64555915
They're gonna make a LIve action remake of this soon, I say jackie chan for shrek and Chris tucker for donkey
why am i still here
Common knowledge shreks are green
What was the point of this scene?
>>64555860
to create a reason for some autistic man-child to shit post 10 years down the line
To watch a space opera about eggs and sperm.
>>64555860
seriously? to set up the whole reason anakin goes dark side in 10 seconds flat
>I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY REPUTATION
Scenes like this prove that music is an inferior art form to movies
>>64555562
I forgot that song was in this movie
>>64555562
>children's movie
>has swears
Right when i want new star wars figures, hasbro blatenly fucking refuses to make more, even though its been a FUCKING MONTH SINCE A NEW FIGURE EVEN CAME OUT!!!! That fucking cheap lazy cunt goldner promised more star wars figures before christmas, but they seemed to FUCKING STOP MAKING THE FIGURES RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!! Why the fuck would they refuse to make toys, rught in the biggest shopping season of the year? The fucking bitch on the phone dared to say it was the stores fault, even though everyduckig walmart, target, and toys r us says that have them on order. FUCK YOU HASBRO, I HOPE ALL THE LAZY BITCHS AT THEIR SHIT JOB KILL THEMSELVES AND GET ASS CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go outside you fat man child.
>>64555361
Doesn't Hasbro own the Kenner brand?
I never got why they don't just market them as Kenners and get them nostalgia bucks. Honestly, I would probably fall for it.
>>64555432
MAKE ME BITCH!!!! Ill force these fuckers to make these toys, even if i have to STEAL IT FROM THEIR FUCKING HEADQUARTERS!!!!
Who is your favorite side character?
mine is either Charlies mom or Bill Ponderosa
>>64555257
Rickety Cricket and Mac's dad. That episode when Mac and Charlie kept going to the prison and "help" his dad's case was fucking hilarious.
Cricket
Mac's Mom is based
What are some similar movies to this? Brutal violence, electro-pop soundtrack, neon-lit sets, etc.
I'll start
>Thief
>Nightcrawler
The Guest
Maniac (2013)
>>64555193
Pan (2015)
>>64555304
Nice, forgot The Guest.
Is Maniac actually good?
>killing the best character
fuck tony and his stupid horse
sociopathic piece of shit
It was a looooong time coming
he was quite annoying desu
I was glad he died
>>64556216
>this to be perfectly honest with you
Ralphie was great to watch because he was also a fucking asshole
Why did Prometheus kill the humans?
>>64555086
We're ants compared to them
>>64555086
Is that Little Britain?
>>64555086
He killed the humans because they were supposed to continue the spacejokey legacy of genetic engineering. Instead humans (as represented by Weyland) attempt to stop the process with themselves as a "pinnacle" According to the spacejokeys, humans choose to be a dead end within the genetic engineering legacy.
Humans created artificial intelligence instead of remaking themselves (and by extension the spacejokeys due to their shared DNA). This is why he started killing people when he examined David and heard of Weylands motivations for immortality.
The spacejokeys believe in self-destruction resulting in self-overcoming and the humans desire to cling to life and create artificial beings rather than remake themselves is an abomination from their point of view. As well as an insult.
> " "IF" you strike me down, "
> dies on purpose
>>64555049
He didn't know that Vader was going to finish him off champ
>>64555093
is this bait
>>64555137
no its not, you think he fuckin magically knows that vader is going to kill him? get outta here kid
wth is he talking about with these commercials? does he think every black person he sees on TV is Jackson?
fucking racist prick
>>64554761
Hello reddit
>>64554761
Mace Windu said he would leave America if Trump wins.
It would be treason. Then.
Why do people like this piece of shit?
>>64554742
Because they're not selfish assholes and can relate to or understand a child in pain.
>>64554742
It's alright and people love the book and it really looks like the book come to life.
>>64554742
Because it's whimsical and people didn't grow up watching their dad get cucked.
Anyone agree? I came across this essay about the film:
Joy is even better the second time around. The first time around, the detractors' contrasting arguments (it's "messy", it's incomprehensible, it's a lot of "empty style") didn't make sense to me. As a movie viewer going in for a well-told yarn, you get really caught up in this story of a lone female warrior taking on the patriarchal world.
But the second time around, their arguments really wither and don't hold up at all. The second time, the beats are familiar, and you can focus on the way Russell draws out this very complex world of femininity buckling with masculinity, of American-Dream success mingling with tragic failure, of fakeness clashing with reality.
Russell's uncanny knack with actors comes out in much richer nuance than a first-view would warrant. There are so many levels to Neil (the Bradley Cooper character) that it makes my head spin.
Joy is also an astounding metaphor for the process of filmmaking and Joy can be said to be a stand-in not only for O. Russell the person (in terms of his pro-feminist stance and his beliefs), but also O. Russell the director. Joy, like O. Russell, faces immense backlash from their crazy decisions; lots of people don't believe in the power of the finished product because they see the rushes and think it's going to be an immense failure. Indeed, like the long and tired development of the miracle mop, there are many hiccups and outbursts on an O. Russell set that make it seem the end product will be terrible. But it isn't. With time, patience, shrewd negotiation with producers (Bradley Cooper) and actors (Joan Rivers/Cindy) and the writers (Joy's family) and set-designers (the factory-owner) and all the other people that make the Taylorized machine of filmmaking work: with all of this, the end product is well worth the effort put into it.
>there's an alternate universe happening RIGHT NOW where russell doesn't get to make movies and lawrence faded into obscurity after winters bone
once again, stuck in shit timeline R, not even asking for goat timeline A.. just something that isn't this retarded
>>64554727
i didn't ask for these emotions anon
take back what you said, extract this from my brain
>>64554617
Joy was premier Oscar bait at its worst.
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS MAKE 1.6 BILLION DOLLARS
WTF
SERIOUSLY WTF
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
WHO WENT TO SEE THIS SHIT
WHO
DID YOU GUYS GO?
EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW IT WAS GOING TO BE SHIT
BUT WHY?
SO YOU COULD POST ABOUT IT?
STOP GIVING THESE SHIT MOVIES MONEY HOLY SHIT
Universal ain't complaining, lad.
Was better than star wars.....
>>64554388
i saw it for chris pratt and meme scouting. regretted it a few minutes into the flick and hated myself afterwards
What does /tv/ think of James Rolfe, the movie director?
KEKCUCK
I'm glad he takes care of my child.
>the movie director
Keksimus maximus
