What do you guys think of Kurt Russell?
Great actor, deserves better roles
>yfw John Carpenter and based kurt will never make another movie together again
>>64546614
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So whats the consensus on Bourne 5?
Hype now that Damon and Greengrass are back, and toyboy Renner is out?
Also whats /tv/s general opinion on the other four?
get some sleep jeremy, you look tired!
>>64546619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyt0ViDtJ_w
>>64546589
Is bourne 4 worth watching? Bourne 3 was a bit of let down, but still nice. And yes, Damon and Greengrass back in action will get me into a theater seat.
>there's a bufoonish British character called "the major" who is old and fat, and dresses up in ceremonial military uniform all the time for comedic effect
>he talks like a World War II RAF pilot and constantly says things like "tally ho" and "for queen and country!"
How did this become such a common archetype?
>>64546483
I 'get' this, it's formed a connection in my brain, but I can't think of a single example.
>>64546544
Fawlty Towers, character is literally called Major
>>64546544
The guy from the Mummy is the first that comes to mind.
So what SW spin off shows are worth watching (if any)?
>>64546476
Clone wars and rebels are literally the only two out there are they not?
The Clone Wars
Clone Wars
I haven't watched Rebels but I've heard mixed things about it
Clone wars volume 1+2 are great.
The clone wars might be okay after season 3 or something.
Rebels is shit but kind of watchable.
Caravan of courage and battle for endor are very shitty, but not as bad as I remembered them.
Droids is not very interesting. But there was a dvd with some more watchable episodes on it.
Ewoks is just plain retarded. The poor mans gummi bears.
Holiday special is not bearable at all.
There are also very few good fanfilm shorts. Stay away from shitty 2hour films. But bounty trail for example is okay.
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Would you bully Marcy?
>You will never fuck Marcy after she's gotten drunk and xeroxed her ass at a christmas party
You know you're old the day you realize why Al isn't fucking Peg non-stop.
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>>64546373
Despite it all, I probably still would fuck her silly.
What does this guy do, again?
anyone else want to cuddle him?
Is that Prez?
THIS
>Shit!
>Language!
>Jarvis, what's the view from upstairs?
>The central building is protected by some kind of energy shield.
>Strucker's technology is well beyond any other Hydra base we've taken.
>Loki's scepter must be here. Strucker couldn't mount this defense without it. At long last.
>At long last is lasting a little long, boys.
>Yeah. I think we've lost the element of surprise.
>Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said "language?"
>I know. Just slipped out.
How can anyone defend this? Not even the 3 minute mark reached and we've got 4 quips/joke lines. I would have killed myself if I had spent money to see this in the cinema.
The movies are fun regardless, but I agree that Whedon's dialogue is insufferable.
>>64545949
It's a children's movie. What do you expect?
this is the movie that made me realize i hate marvel films
What the fuck did I just watch
best show on tv since LOST
An excellently written, if somewhat obtuse and melodramatic, TV series.
a poor attempt at the left trying to capitalize on the highly successful "Left Behind" series of books and phenomenon but by telling it from a slightly different perspective.
They never credit left behind in The Leftovers do they?
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Thanks, YIFY!
JUST
Watched this with a few beers a while ago. Fucking excellent. Is Mummy 2 as comfy?
FUCK
>planning to go back to jakku at first to retrieve his droid after escaping from star destroyer
>crashed at jakku
>disappear without reason until the middle
>suddenly came back on Takodana with the resistance
what happened with his priority at first on jakku? this thing does bother me in the whole film
he was supposed to die in the original script, then the actor when on to suck a bunch of studio exec dicks and they brought him back mid movie.
It's simple:the writing is awful
>>64545817
Yep.
Also JJ thought it'd be like pottery to have him triumphantly return to save his friend like Han did for Luke but it just doesn't work.
What do actors with non steady roles do? How do they seriously make a living? I refuse to believe the majority of them are born to rich parents.
They probably have other jobs. Good thread.
a lot of them sell cocaine. a lot of them are the kept men of wealthy women
>>64545756
What do neetfags do when their parents die?
The prequels were misunderstood genius and the force awakens was the worst fucking bullshit ever because Rey is good at things. Can I join the secret club now?
>>64545686
Again 4chan is this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRbFKuEY5jk
See here's what you chucklefucks don't understand. If you make a Star Wars thread, regardless of it being positive or negative, when there are already dozens in the catalog then you're part of the problem.
>>64545686
>another rehashed thread
>more salty butthurt from an outsider
>another fallacy
>muh rey iz jus fine bein purrfect
Slit your throat.
wow this is fucking awful
how is spike lee still getting work, he's such a goddamn hack
>>64545614
Meh, I really liked it. It took a big social issue (gang violence in Chicago) and made a humorous spectacle of it.
>>64545695
somehow i doubt that spike lee intended for this garbage to be humorous
>>64545708
>spike lee intended for this garbage to be humorous
No, he definitely did. Are you less than 20 minutes into the movie? It's based on Lysistrata which is a comedy.
What did Emily Blunt who played 'Kate' in the 2015 meme 'Sicario' mean by this expressions?
Why did Sicario kill that man in the end?
>>64545587
This "Sicario is amazing" meme needs to die.
The script was utter dogshit. It looked great, the actors were admirable, solidly edited, atmospheric score. But the writing... you could tell the writer has amateur at best knowledge on the subject. It was all very hokey and sensationalist, with dialogue that wouldn't be out of place on a Law and Order episode (This is the land of wolves). And then there were the contrivances. That Jon Bernthal scene was such a mess from a writing standpoint. The motherfucker happens to have that specific wrist band linked to the drug money in a previous scene? Fuck off. And all the characters other than the three mains were just wastes. I give this movie a 6/10 based on the atmosphere, performances, and other little things, but this won't win any awards and rightly so.
>>64545623
CAuse he killed his wife and kid man.
They sexified things up too much but ultimately it was pretty good. The book was better.
>tfw you didn't understand any of it
>>64545618
they dedicated three separate scenes with normalfag celebrities talking exclusively with small words so even the dumbest of monkeys could understand
if you couldn't then I'm surprised that you even typed that sentence out
it was fine
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