3/10, uttter garbage.
Anyone that says different is a fucking mindless consumer, a Redditor, a feminist, or a child/manchild.
Nothing about this was good. It was a remake of ANH. The characters were forced. Acting sucked. The villain was a little bitch, and his "crossguard" lightsaber was literally the most retarded thing I have ever seen. It felt like a Marvel movie. It had a cliffhanger ending with 10 unanswered question by the end. Rey was a fucking Mary Sue.
>Implying the prequels were bad
Episode 1 was a 5.7/10. Episode 2 was a 7.2/10. Episode 3 was an 8/10.
>buh buh the acting wuz SHITTT!!!
hello Reddit! It was actually nuanced and if you can't see that you have no place here. I was not the best, but the actors all played their roles decently well.
The overarching story was one of the best I've seen. The movies were on par with the originals, which are honestly overrated desu.
Can you remember anything from TFA? No. Plain looking cast, stupid plot. Terrible, and if you say different, you again have no place here.
>tfw it will still never touch Avatar
Fucking lel.
hello reddit
All things aside, that lightsaber is pretty cool fampai desu.
>>64624993
I want all the TFA tourists to leave
/tv/ my girlfriend is going out tonight and I am taking care of her son.
Are there any movies I could take a 12 year old boy to? He already saw Star Wars.
>>64624991
the hatefull eight
>>64625041
I'm not taking a child to a Tarantula film
>>64625176
Let's be honest here. You aren't taking a child to any film. You're trying to fit in by shitposting on /tv/. If you really had a 12 year old stepson to entertain, you would check your local listings and let him choose an appropriate movie. You wouldn't be on /tv/ cuckposting and "asking for advice".
>put lightsaber in Finns hand
>still wont sell
BLUNDER
Why do people buy this shit? It doesn't look good in any way.
>>64624708
racist
>>64624717
nigger
Hey yo Captain Jack
(Hey yo Captain Jack)
Bring me back to the railroad track
(Bring me back to the railroad track)
Running to the railroad track
Run along with Captain Jack
Run to peace camp back
Run along with Captain Jack
Badadadeedado, left right, right left
Badadadeedado, run along with Captain Jack
Forward march!
>>64625184
Yes.
>tfw Captain Jack is Billy Joel's best song
>>64625209
Scary. And arousing.
>Actually going to the movie theaters
Why would you waste your time being surrounded by clueless normies who can't even follow a story line?
Because of the improved visuals and sound m8
>>64624631
Because I don't fucking talk to normies?and the normies in this country don't talk or clap like fucking dumb autistic fucks in America.
So yeah that's why you cuck.
>Actually replying to a Drake reaction image thread
ITT:movies you violently masturbate to
>>64624613
Seek help
>>64624627
oh, i think i missed that one
Inside Out
What is it with new shows suddenly dropping 4 episodes? It happened with The Expanse too.
Also this show seems alright, although its impossible to find a non cringy picture.
4 episodes were sent out to reviewers, and some of those people leak them.
>>64624548
NO ASS
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>>64624693
At least Ivana's there to offer enough for everyone.
>a scripted movie that exposes the catholic church for pedophila is critically lauded and makes millions
>a documentary that exposes Hollywood for pedophilia is critically panned and bombs
Why is this allowed?
>>64624504
Some day you'll learn. Some day. Their reach is so far, in fact, that were I to post *that* graph, I'd be banned from here for three days. So, I'll leave it to you to find out. If you dare. How far down the rabbit-hole do you wish to travel, Alice?
>>64624551
du it
>>64624551
if dubs you post
check em
>you will never be as aesthetic as Lynch
Why live?
>>64624393
Inland Empire is gross.
Will Lynch ever come back and make a true final masterpiece?
>>64624413
Twin Peaks is being made
>>64624393
>uploads picture of myself
>its just a hmmmm
>/tv/ mid-December: they're embargoing reviews because it's so bad, no one will see it.
Reviews are favorable
>/tv/ release weekend: the numbers will suck because it's a "glib facsimile"
Record-setting numbers
>/tv/ late-December: it will never beat Avatar! She's a Mary Sue! It has plot holes! The light sabre fell into a gas giant!
Sigh. Small victories, right?
As if the other Star Wars movies didn't! And why do you know so many details about something you hate?
>/tv/ early January: All the money it's making (that I predicted it wouldn't) is just Jews cashing paychecks!
As if the other Star Wars movies weren't.
>/tv/ today: I FOUND ANOTHER REVIEW THAT SAYS IT SUCKS GIZE
So... it-it's n-not unanimously loved? K.
Ok trigger mam
>>64624411
Hi, Reddit!
>>64624317
>implying that it wont pull a phantom menace and everyone will hate by the time it goes out on bluray
Hello newfriend, how does it feel being a millenial? Why do you find filthy frank funny?
THE ELEVENTH ANNUAL BETTER-THAN LIST
>In 2015 more movies were released than ever (an average of a dozen a week). And while many of them offended one’s sense of truth, beauty, and politics, mainstream media (both conservative and liberal) promoted them nonetheless — as if only newness mattered, and not quality.
>Commerce smothered art in 2015, disguised as movie love. But that doesn’t mean there weren’t still excellent, satisfying films — the best, Queen and Country, released in early January by British master filmmaker John Boorman, remained unsurpassed. You could still have a good time going to movies in 2015, but it required discernment, personal taste, and political rigor. Thus, this year’s Better-Than List reminds filmgoers that in cinema as in politics, quality and integrity are more important than popularity. It’s never too late to vote for the better movies.
Queen and Country > The Force Awakens
>The visionary Boorman’s memoir/swan song recalls the roots of family, citizenship, and morality, all conveyed in cinematic mythology. The Disneyfied Star Wars replaced pop mythology with fascist marketing, deceiving viewers who are ignorant of the difference.
Güeros > The Hateful Eight
>Alonso Ruizpalacios’s mixed-race Mexico City college students search for their ethnic and cultural roots in the style of Sixties New Wave cinema, superior to Quentin Tarantino’s pointless mashup of spaghetti westerns and blaxploitation movies. By exploiting American racism, QT promotes it.
The Young and Prodigious T. S. Spivet > The Revenant
>Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s coming-of-age fable expresses an outsider’s affection for 20th-century Americana, while Alejandro González Iñárritu reduces the history of the American West to savagery — and Obama-era self-deprecation.
Fuck I love this uppity nigger
Love at First Fight > The Martian
>France’s Thomas Cailley updates the service comedy — social experiment in the military viewed as Millennial screwball romance — but ultrahack Ridley Scott minimizes NASA space exploration as Matt Damon’s solipsism in outer space.
Creed > Straight Outta Compton
>Ryan Coogler reenergizes pop ethnography and Sylvester Stallone’s bootstrap boxing franchise, reasserting that All Lives Matter because all are connected. But F. Gary Gray’s bio-pic about the hip-hop group N.W.A. panders to current social cynicism and valorizes hip-hop culture’s most noxious historical episode.
The Green Inferno and Knock Knock > Mad Max: Fury Road
>Eli Roth’s two-fer made him the year’s wittiest political filmmaker, reviving low-grade genres as social satire — the opposite of George Miller’s craven, violent, utterly mindless spectacular.
The Stanford Prison Experiment > The Big Short and Spotlight
>Kyle Patrick Alvarez experiments with the power dynamics of masculinity, while Adam McKay and Tom McCarthy both ignore race and gender components in films that celebrate white professional-class privilege (via stock-market arrogance and anti-Catholic journalism). Alvarez’s compelling, watchable actors contrast with McKay & McCarthy’s miserably dull all-celeb casts.
Black Souls > Black Mass
>An authentic Mafia critique from Italy’s Francesco Munzi surpasses Scott Cooper and Johnny Depp’s mob-monster Whitey Bulger film. The crime movie Scorsese cannot make vs. the movie Scorsese has made ad nauseam.
why would an army of human clones be better than an army of robots?
Doesnt make any sense
clones can think for themselves
>>64624401
in the star wars universe so can robots
>>64624414
No they can't, they have to follow progarming. That's why the CIS droids are useless
They say that the apple doesen't fall far from the tree, but when I look up all I see are fucking lemons
And I'm the fucking Chinaman.
Vinceposting is my all time favorite meme.
Am I crazy?
Everyone has there cross to bare, sure enough the weight gets heavier when you put it down.
What are some of your favorite couch gags in The Simpsons?
>not posting bane or star wars
Get out
The ones I laughed at, before I stopped watching in the late-90's.
>>64623798
Circus
>7:30 am
>Cheeseburgers for breakfast
>implying they had a sleeping schedule of normal people
it was dinner for them probably
>>64623771
The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
>>64623771
>American stereotype
