>we see han solo make the kessel run in his new anthology film
>people in the movie refers to parsec as a time mesurement several times per scene
>>64626224
this would be great. I hope they have a 'parsec meter' for some reason that keeps counting up and someone reading it like "SIX...SEVEN..." while Hans presses random buttons and says shit like "I need to bypass the neutrino splitter using the quantum radiator or we will crash into an asteroid"
then it cuts to lando standing on a nearby planet saying "that is one HELL of a good pilot"
IT WAS ME STEVEN
THE ARCHITECT OF ALL YOUR MISERY
when avery auto salvage is ashes
then you have my permission to die
>its a Ken Kratz talks like a girl episode
>>64626261
That guy is clearly a sociopath.
I never watched Star Trek before but I would like to give it a try.
Where should I start as a good introduction to the series?
>>64626001
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
The first episode of TOS. It's the only series that you can appreciate from the beginning. If TNG were your introduction to Star Trek, the cheesy dialogue would turn you off of it forever.
>>64626118
I wasn't memeing, I was being serious you know.
>marvel ''cinematic'' ''universe''
>>64625974
Marvel Kino Universe when
Boring "little" "cunt"
>>64625974
I agree, is fucking trash, don't know why people watch it.
Post a more unintentionally hilarious scene.
https://youtu.be/-90iRQbd0fg?t=1m32s
Can someone link me to the same thread from yesterday?
>>64626012
fo sho. that's what caused me to post this thread.
>>64608556
https://variety.com/2016/tv/news/bbc-america-douglas-adams-dirk-gentlys-holistic-detective-agency-1201674933/
>BBC America has given an eight-episode order to an adaptation of the Douglas Adams novel series “Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency,” written by Max Landis.
How does this fucking hack keep getting jobs? Now he gets to ruin Douglas Adams?
Go to bed, Max.
>>64625552
Sleep time, now. You'll feel better in the morning.
John "How Do I" Landis.
This movie was really good but I didn't really like the ending
>>64625417
How would you end it, OP? With Carrey spiking her joe with ex lax, and a money shot of Kate as she violently sprays diarrhea?
>>64625417
thats why i always read beforehand what happens and when i watch a movie i turn it off before it gets bad. all films are 10/10 my way
The First Order is Abrams' and Kasdan's vision of what white people are like when they aren't under the watchful eye of international Jewry.
And I'm not even meme-ing or bullshitting. Kasdan said in an interview that he and JJ asked themselves what it would be like if the Nazis had gone to Argentina and regrouped after WWII.
From birth, Jews are raised with this idea that homogeneous white societies will inevitably result in goose-stepping, ethnic cleansing, and warmongering. And I could understand that outlook if history had begun in 1930. But the truth is, whites are the most egalitarian and least barbaric group in human history.
That's what frustrates many of us when Jewish Hollywood sensibilities become accepted norms. They're slanted (indeed, prejudiced), and their bias goes unchallenged by everyone.
The First Order is a Jewish take on ultimate evil. And because modern Jews are obsessed with The Shoah and WWII, everything somehow magically relates to MUH SIX MILLION.
It has gotten boring. It's stale. I wish we could get a more nuanced view of evil, but that won't happen because show-biz Jews always find a way of politicizing everything.
Is it about art or politics?
>350 replies later...
And how can art survive in an environment like this?
>Watching movies with female leads
Are you gay or something?
>Watching movies with male leads
Are you gay or something?
>>64625564
this man has a point
some of my favourite movies with female characters or protags
Kill Bill
Jackie Brown
The Force Awakens
Alien series
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Nausicaa
Basic Instinct
Silence of the Lambs
Ever take a girl to see an action movie with a female lead? Who am I kidding, of course you virgins haven't. My girlfriend loves them, makes her feel all empowered and sexy somehow seeing a strong woman on screen, which is great because I reap all the benefits when we're in the bedroom together. We've been watching Jessica Jones together lately.Yes I'm black and she's white.
>In Spain they dubbed this guy without the mask with the same voice of Sheldon Bazinga Cooper
>>64625307
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
GANAMOS
>>64626686
Veneceremos, Cabron
/co/ has been making a poll for their favorite cartoon series. See the results for yourselves:
http://strawpoll.me/6455337/r
I'm wondering what people here will think of these.
>no metalocalypse
>no harvey birdman: attorney at law
What a shit poll
Who cares.
>>64625188
>#1 Steven Universe
Stopped reading right there.
/co/ is one of the few boards worse than /tv/.
Where can I find my own immortal qt?
She was actually quite good in this. She would've thrived under the old studio system.
>Tanning
>The sun in general
>>64625127
>immoletal
Fixed
so, your opinions on this?
i'm digging it, it's not great but still
>>64625116
I like it, but I'm used to watching all of everything at once, not being fed one episode on a really odd release schedule. The Shannara Chronicles is being released in the same manner, tons of it online before released on TV.
>>64625208
>millennial
>>64625267
I was born in the 70s, bite your tongue.
>"KU NI TANG"
tell that to
>>64625072
NA NA NA
>>64625072
What is this?
ITT: actors who killed someone on August 5, 1987
how about actors that murdered their wife?
How about actors that killed themselves?
>>64625015
Be cool, he only wanted a day off. Not his fault he rigged a dummy under a blanket to drive his car so he could goof off with his friends.
