Who is the greatest cinematic character of all time?
>>67318604
i know yall love rocky 4 because cold war and stuff. but it was so shitty.
>>67318674
Someone get this commie outta here
>>67318674
Fucking reds need to leave.
Why did he love money so much?
>>67318532
Greed is good
>>67318532
Why don't you love some good ol' fun coupons?
>1990 psychological horror to star Michael Ealy as protagonist Jamal Rapper.
>re-titled to Jamal's Ladder
>http://deadline.com/2016/03/michael-ealy-jacobs-ladder-reboot-david-rosenthal-1201723912/
>Leaked script (part 1)
>Jamal's Ladder
>Jamal is a successful NYC corporate lawyer trying to cope with the issues of divorce, racism, and intolerance. One day during a board meeting he starts to
see disturbing images and turns to his homosexual brain surgeon best friend D'honelle for counsel, who informs him that the imagery is nothing more than
stress caused by the intense racism he faces on a daily basis from whites for being the former husband of a white wife, the father of a half-white girl, and the step-father and sole role model to his wifes white son, Chip.
>Comforted by the sage counsel of his homosexual brain surgeon friend, Jamal takes the subway to a Harlem orphanage to conduct his weekly visit. While on the train, he sees disturbing images as the passengers turn into demons, Klansmen, demon Klansmen, and republicans. Just as a group of Klansmen are about to lynch him, he is awakened by his childhood friend Lil' Ghostdawg, and pulled from the train.
>Lil' Ghostdawg informs him that members of his old gang have been getting killed, and he thinks it has something to do with the time they were incarcerated
for a crime they did not commit. He tells Jamal to seek out Ray Ray at a homeless shelter in Harlem.
>Jamal seeks out Ray Ray, and Ray Ray axes him about what he remembers of his time in prison. Jamal says it was a standard sentence, but Ray Ray tells him
to try to think harder. Suddenly, Ray Ray turns into a demon, and Jamal begins to remember that he, and his innocent friends, were all forced to fight as gladiators during their time in prison, but they would only fight whites. Then an evil white prison doctor injected Jamal and his innocent friends with a serum he called "the ladder", which was supposed to make them more aggressive, and after the injection, Jamal fought and killed all of his innocent peers with his own hands, one by one, including Ray Ray.
>As Jamal realizes the truth, he falls to his knees, and then he sees his white step-son Chip appear at the bottom of a set of stairs. Jamal rises and walks up the stairs into the light, hand and hand with Chip, as he realizes that he has been dead all along.
>On a prison operating table, we see Jamal hooked up to an oxygen machine, badly wounded. We see Jamal's eye move under his closed lid, and then we see him take his final breath.
>Fight the power plays as the credits roll
Sounds like kino to me.
White male here I love this idea
So Winter Soldier was just a fluke, right? How can that movie be so good and Civil War look like such a bloated mess when it's by the same directors?
>>67318309
Have faith lad, the balding sjw man is no longer in charge
>>67318309
except it wasn't that good. it's extremely overrated.
saying any film except iron man 1 is the best film in the MCU is fucking blasphemy
>that orange and blue poster
I hate when they do that shit.
>yfw he's 40 now and has 2 kids
JUST
FLY WEB
He doesn't look JUST at all. Are you new here? Do you need us to tell you how that meme works?
where the time goes... i remember watching this in the movies. fuck shit hell
>And I am going to Kill Bill
What did she mean by this?!?
Also whoever the mod who keeps deleting my Kill Bill threads fuck you.
She was breaking the fourth wall and addressing the audience with her intent to obtain revenge by murdering Bill.
Kill Bill thread?
Kill Bill thread.
Best QT movie?
Best QT movie.
Why does /tv/ hate kill bill?
ITT: GOAT teaser trailers
https://youtu.be/827FNDpQWrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b8eOlG6Fbw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pd-uuDi28U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_luIM6xaIck
You never said the movie itself had to be good.
>>67319254
>prometheus
>bad
I know I'm late to the party, but who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give this guy a fucking Jurassic Park movie? And why am I seeing his name as a writer and director of Star Wars episode IX?
Jurassic World was horrible. I loved all the other Jurassic movies but JW was a huge disappointment to me.
>>67317898
You wouldn't guess it to look at him, but Collin gives the best blowjobs in Hollywood. I know it's hard to believe, but the word I use is exquisite.
>>67319452
It's the table bath that primes the mood I think. And I'll admit, I was skeptical of the kimono, it wasn't flattering, but he was a consummate professional.
See, this is one of the reasons JK rowling is a hack
If I was in the harry potter universe, i'd make my own business, since you know the only job prospects are
>teaching at hogwarts
>death eater
>shop owner
>ministry
Thats it. What i'd do is buy a bunch of house elves, since they're literally slaves, and i'd own a brothel. I'd build a monopoly on polyjuice potion and mass brew it, then my whorehouse would cater to every single taste you could ever want.
Hate umbridge? Steal her hair and hatefuck her.
Cute girl at your job? Steal one of the thousands of hairs she drops per day, and fuck the shit out of her.
Hell, I could probably replicate popular hairs like luna and hermione and charge whatever the fuck i'd like.
This is assuming you know, wizards wouldnt just use their magic love potions, or use a literal date rape spell that erases peoples memory.
What about the villages where wizards live around muggles? Does every wizarding village have the town rapist? Like oh yeah, thats Gregg. He steals off to london and rapes the shit out of any muggle he feels like and then just erases their memory.
Good ol' Weird Wizard Rapey Greg.
sometimes i wonder why i hang around this site and whether or not it is considered normal and then i see a post like this
>>67317703
Wizards are quite obviously mostly idiots, anon.
Even with the hamfisted attempts at patchwork added in with later books, anyone with a brain and decent level of skill could break the wizarding world over his knee.
Theres an entire board that you can discuss "JK" Rowling on even if they make you insecure
>>>/lit/
Now that the dust has settled, why did it flop so hard?
Capeshit trying to be a super serious movie.
>>67317538
It didn't come out yet you stupid cocksucker.
Ban all users under 25.
because of this man
Only one side is correct.
which one /tv/?
>>67317482
The one with best girl Scarlet Witch
>Cap has the high ground and is in charge here
It'd be over in 14 seconds.
Cap and Obi Wan are the morally pure
Can we all agree that Rush Hour 2 is the best film ever made?
>that chris tucker trying to speak chinese
>that fight in the massage parlor
>that hot evil ninja woman
Easily the best thriller ever made
>>67317473
>tfw Jackie Chan will die in your lifetime
Well, I'm not chinese so I'll be sad when he dies.
I've never seen this movie
Did this series stay good till the end? I quit watching the last couple of films.
>>67317382
Depends on what you thought was good from the 5th/6th one
>>67317382
/lit/ reject copypasta incoming
>>67317382
>>67317414
I have a masters in literature (I teach, fuck you) and I absolutely love Harry Potter.
ITT: Bad movies with great soundtracks
>>67317168
>Erase Myself
>shittiest version of The Touch
>good
fuck off.
>>67317168
>transformers
>bad
this meme again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DC IS FINISHED. SNYDER IS FINISHED. BVS IS THE BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
KILL YOURSELF NERDS. MARVEL REIGNS SUPREME
IM A DC FAN....THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
!!!!!!
WE DESERVE A GOOD MOVIE, DC MOVIES SHOULD BE KINO!!!!!!
Nice thread.
