new to this board. do people here appreciate stuff like this?
4/10 movie
0/10 troll
>>67307511
ok, so no?
>>67307493
Movie is a giant piece of shit.
If you like it you are a tryhard pleb.
>Go to the cinema.
>As I'm waiting in line for the cinema carvery some asshole walking back to his aisle with a tray full of gravy spills it all down my leg.
>Burns like fuck and I have to go to the cinema doctor for some cream that smells really strong.
>Go back to the cinema and I missed the first half hour of the movie.
>Everyone looks weird at me because I'm smelling of strong chemicals and they're trying to eat their roast dinners.
Worst experience of my cinema going career.
If you eat meat with sauce or gravy you're literally an animal
>>67307301
Eating dry meat is literally what animals do you freak. I'm vegetarian and even I'll admit that. Get some sauce and some taste.
>>67307301
yeah every animal I've seen literally won't touch their meat unless there's some kind of sauce or gravy on it
Tell me /tv/, have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
No but I asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned
No, but have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
What did she mean by this?
What went wrong?
>>67306616
they couldn't live up to The Matrix.
They both got molested as kids.
You know, looking back, TPM wasn't even that bad.
>>67306584
Wasn't great, but it was hardly the holocaust with lightsabres
YOU JUST KNOW
EVIAN BOTTLE
So who is all gonna go see Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice on its opening night??.
>>67306423
going on Satday fampai
Too poor so gonna wait for a rip
>>67306423
I'm thinking of having a double feature of this and 10 Cloverfield Ln.
Has anyone seen it ? is it good ?
My local theatre is showing this tonight. I think there are only 10 people besides me, should be pretty comfy
Go, it's great, I loved it.
>>67306301
>great cannes reviews
lemme guess
>it's a muh shaman shows the white man why he is ebil nazi
was I right?
Is this about a hue hue oppressing the proud indigenous people?
Watching this for the first time tonight.
Original or redux?
Redux is better, fuck the people that don't like it
>>67305749
OG, then the documentary, then Redux.
>>67305808
Why in that order?
Why can't I just watch the Redux and be done with it?
Just when you think /tv/ is being unfair about their excessive hatred for reddit tastes, you see shit like this.
I didn't think these people actually existed. I really thought they were just fake memes created like boogeymen on this board
>>67305370
ok buddy give me some of your favourite films
>>67305370
Not everyone enjoys depressing black and white existential war orphan movies from Europe, m8.
>>67305370
/r/films is a much better place, you have to learn to avoid the default sub-reddits
>actors Wikipedia page has a separate page for filmography
Is there anything worse than this?
>>67305346
>HAY GUISE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT STUFF AND I'M TOO LAZY TO READ A WIKI, TELL ME ABOUT IT :D
The ends of bread everyone refuses to eat, for starters.
>>67305468
I eat that shit
Actors that literally ruin everything they touch
I would ruin literally every inch of herwith every inch of me tbqh
>41 years old
She is way too old to be playing Lois Lane imo. I hope they kill her off in this upcoming movie.
Saw the film earlier today at the IMAX screening. Will answer any questions.
Spoilers obviously.
Is it any good?
was it gud?
>>67304946
Any allusions to characters (heroes or villains) who don't appear in the film?
Post your favorite quips from Superman vs Batman: The Dawn of Justice
"Time to meet God" - Bat of Murder
>What does the 'S' stand for? "Suck my fuckin balls"?
Really didn't fit in with the tone of the movie
You're not brave. Men are brave.
What are some films about white people defending African Americans?
stuff like The Blind Side, The Help, et cetera
To kill a mockingbird
chiraq
good luck finding the opposite
Winter Soldier doesnt count
IT'S OVER, /TV/
DC IS FINISHED
>>67304240
superman dies doesn't he
>>67304240
He sounds excited.
>>67304240
Literally who?
