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Saw SvB, ending was bullshit,hinted a fucking possible sequel.
Also, fuck you you lying shits.Superman doesn't fling Doomsday and himself into the sun, he gets stabbed in the chest to shit by Doomsday, but even then doesn't fucking die, it was hinted that he was still alive, the shit.
yes, we all knew that, thx
better talk about jesse pissing in someone's coffee, damn
also, ask a guy that saw SvB anything
>39%
I think we all agree that this was the best scene, right?
>>67337169
Hitler speech was the best
>>67337233
Voice was too high pitched
It was pretty good
The music was great
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>On January 2, 2010, Lange attempted suicide at his home by drinking bleach and stabbing himself in the abdomen nine times with a 13-inch kitchen knife.[69][70] He was found on the floor by his mother and taken to Jersey City Medical Center where he underwent surgery. Lange was released from the hospital in the following week[71] and transferred to a psychiatric ward. Sirius management stated that Lange would be welcomed back onto The Howard Stern Show following his recovery
Why do so many comedians have mental problems?
>>67336902
I think it's the other way around, that mental people often become comics to try to soothe the issues they have, to try to control the people laughing at them. Also they cray.
He did this to punish Howard Stern for firing him. It was a cry for help and a punitive act not a real attempt. I don't blame Howard for banning him permanently from the show
>>67336902
>why do people who stand in front of crowds and tell jokes so everyone will laugh have mental problems.
I dunno, why?
The best tv series you’re not watching.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endeavour_(TV_series)
"Set in mid to late 1960s Oxford, England, the series centres on the early career of Endeavour Morse (Shaun Evans) after he has left Lonsdale College of Oxford University late in his third year without taking a degree, spent a short time in the Royal Corps of Signals as a cipher clerk, and then joined the Carshall-Newtown Police. In the pilot episode, having been transferred to CID after only two years as a uniformed police constable, the young DC Morse soon becomes disillusioned with law enforcement and begins writing a resignation letter. Before he can resign, Morse is sent with other detectives from the Carshall-Newtown Police to the Oxford City Police's Cowley Police Station to assist in investigating the case of a missing fifteen-year-old schoolgirl.
Having studied at Oxford gives Morse advantages and disadvantages when dealing with Oxford's "town and gown" divide. During the pilot episode, he tenders his resignation but his superior, veteran Detective Inspector Fred Thursday (Roger Allam), the "gov" at the Oxford City Police's CID, sees in him an unblemished detective who he can trust and takes him under his wing to be his new "bag man" meaning assistant, replacing a corrupt Detective Sergeant."
>>67336783
>Period drama set in bongland
Why would I, an American, even care
>>67336817
It's got great writing, acting and sets and it's period setting is interesting.
There's also an episode about British school girls.
>>67336817
I ask the same thing about a lot of American TV shows but that's never stopped you introspective cucks from exporting them in the past.
>reminder that this is what is considered "good" by the standards of your general capeshit fanboy
>>67336209
what the fuck am I even looking at
whats going on in this scene
>>67336530
Apparently something that /tv/ thinks is more justifiable than Batman being carried by bats in a dream sequence.
I literally turned it off and left the theatre.
You'll call now.
ill call now
NOTHER SCORCHER
>i'm approaching middle age: the thread
ITT "the forced badass"
>>67335614
i love bcs. i think it is a better show than brba. but i had always written off the 'fanservice' detractors until this last episode.
why in the fuck would the murder twins show up on a church top and give a warning?
that whole scene just didn't make sense and it was obviously a brba fanservice bullshit sequence.
Such bullshit. In Breaking Bad there was a multiple episode buildup, establishing how badass these two were and how big a deal was that they had been summoned from Mexico.
Annnnnd now they just pop up on a roof and one of them playfully uses his finger as a gun. These guys don't threaten. They just stalk you and murder you.
We all know that these guys are only here because Mike's subplot is the only thing keeping this show alive.
>>67336102
All those Breaking Bad tie ins are my least favourite parts of BCS. It seriously feels like there are 50 people living in that universe.
And DUDE SILENT CARTEL ASSASSINS LMAO were one of the worst parts of Breaking Bad
ITT: actors who probably are assholes in real life
>>67335564
Nah, he's a bro
he's our king
*aims at BvS*
"BOOM!"
*aims at CA:CW*
"BOOM!"
>aims at its head
*BOOM*
>with this gun of mine
>I will turn this world into a craft of war
FUKKEN DROPPED
>We've finally done it. This is Warcraft.
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>IF YOU DON'T LIKE [insert recent political event]
>WELL THAT MUST MEAN YOU [insert nonsensical analogy here] THAT MUST LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS [picture of nonsensical analogy]
>*crowd erupts into laughter*
Why do people like this? It's Big Bang Theory tier humour.
>>67335414
Don't watch it if you don't like it. I didn't even know about this guy until you faggots started spamming him here.
VOTE TRUMP. BUILD WALL. BAN MUDSLIMES
MAGA
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DAMMIT BILLY
I DON'T CARE IF MY ARGUMENTS HAVE NO FACTUAL BASIS
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OF MY ACCENT
YOU LITTLE SHIT
TIL When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a hot dinner.
Thanks Reddit
>>67335185
He was so poor he had to resort to sucking off faggots under the George Washington Bridge just to get something to eat. Not for money. He literally survived off the nutrients in the copious amounts of jissom that he swallowed. He couldn't even get a date with a girl because of his rancid protein farts.
He was so poor starving kids in Africa were sending HIM money.
Any horror movies like The Thing where the cast "loses" only because they're outmatched and not because of stupidity?
Dawn of the Dead(2005)
>>67335173
Seen it, but it's a great movie
>>67335133
Almost none, horror movies generally rely on stupidity to push the plot forward. One of the reasons why The Thing stands out.
I had considered posting Jurassic Park (not strictly horror, I know), but the people stuck in the island, and especially the kids are pretty stupid now that I think about it.
Will we ever get a live action film where the shark is the protagonist? Lions can be protagonists, why not the majestic shark fighting back against humans polluting its oceans, or constantly dressing like seals and getting mad when they take a little nibble?
I feel that orcas are much cooler though.
>>67335014
Orcas have had their time to shine! With like 8 Free Willy movies! And there's only 1 movie where I know of where orcas are the villains. Unless you count any animated films where penguins are the protagonists.
sharks are fags
what was this guys name again?
Out am
Remember there's that line where he introduces himself - Out am I
The knob goblin
>>67334875
I don't know for sure but I'm sure he was a Power Rangers baddie
>I'LL KIDNAP A THOUSAND CHILDREN BEFORE I LET THIS COMPANY DIE!
But why?
It's a stupid analogy for the oil industry.
Because they're monster who prey off the fear of children. Why WOULDN'T he do that?
So he can make more money and keep his industry, you dumbass.
