What went wrong?
Just Zack my shit up
Nothing, it's going to be like TDK, have some negative reviews in the first days and a large flow of positive reviews on opening week end.
Like every big-budget movie that isn't shit or isn't made by Disney and co.
>>67351882
>BUTTT DISNEY
Disney didn't make BvS shit, DC did.
You have been brainwashed.
All of you.
You have all been brainwashed to take subpar capeshit as acceptable. Disney has ruined you all.
Not me though. I will never succumb to the "Zack Snyder is awful" meme. His films are a revelation. They transcend superhero films. They are cinema in its purest form.
Watchmen: A striking commentary on superhero culture and the pitfalls of man. Shot gorgeously by Larry Fong and seamlessly directed by Zack.
Sucker Punch: A post-modern take on the patriarchy. Too intricate for the simple minds of today's world. Zack mixes intellectual ideas with visceral scenery that leaves you exhilarated. This film will be viewed as an underrated gem years from now.
and now..Batman v Superman: The cinema that will save capeshit, save HOLLYWOOD. Zack has crafted a pop culture-phenomoen. The bad press this movie is getting prior to its release is a testament to society's fearfullness for change. They are not ready for the ideas Zack and Warner Bros. are bringing to the table. They don't want to be challenged. They want safe, regurgitated formula-ridden flicks! Star Wars was the latest victim of this. But Warner Bros. refuses to be a statistic in history. They want to stand out..and they will..oh God, they will..
On March 25th, everything will change. The question is whether you will be ready for it or not.
>>67351687
Yeah everybody you should be ashamed.
My wife's son and I can't wait to watch this. Thx OP
hating on zack has become a meme.. like hating on M Night. People still think signs/village are awful
Agreed. Whatever happened to /tv/? Where is Anonymous? Where is our legion? True legionares would be excited for Snyder's dark, gritty realism to coddle the best superheroes of all time.
Name a better serial than GoT.
Protip : You can't!
>>67351682
Vikings.
Only had one good season. Only had one season that was bad but not offensively bad. Has three seasons so far that are made of rancid shit and look like a somewhat high-budget soap opera.
Just got home from seeing this in norway, ask any questions.
My score: 4/10
spoil it.
Was it good?
Give us a synopsis of the movie
Surprisigly, Boyega was the besr actor in the whole movie, except for Ford maybe.
that's not Oscar Isaac
>>67351516
>>67351541
Or Adam Driver
>surprisingly
Because he's black, right you chinless inbred?
Seriously though, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK UP BATMAN VS SUPERMAN? I MEAN WTF? WERE THEY ON DRUGS?
Image you are given 2 expertly prepared $1000 A++++ Kobe steaks. Maybe add some risotto and a garnish. Good meal!
But what did Snyder do when given the two Kobe steaks? He decided HE WANTED CHEAP MEXICAN STREET TACOS. So he went to the cheap Mexican food market! He brought some expired vegetables and some 99cent spices. He recooked the steaks and then turned them into ground beef (which he over-cooked). Added way too much oil, then he added all his cheap spices and rotten vegetables. By the time Snyder is done it isn't even Kobe beef anymore ITS POTTED FUCKING MEAT PASTE!
FUCK SNYDER! SERIOUSLY FUCK SNYDER!
FUCK YOU ZACK SNYDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
kill yourself 2bh
nobody cares
>>67351496
FUCK YOU ZACK SNYDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67351471
Wtf.. my only complaint of BvS is overuse of CGI.
Overall the acting, directing, cast, story is a 10/10 for me! I dont understand the hate.
Leave capekino to us
Since Days of Future Past im always astonished by how terrible the production design of X-Men is.
Is it just me or is it consistently hideous on every level?
>>67351378
Can we have a porn capekino film? I know deadpool had a very moisty sex scene but i wanna see more like that.
Besides Xmen 3 and wolverine movies the franchise has been pretty solid
>People going in expecting The Avengers should expect Watchmen instead
DROPPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoDGX0b5lzo
>>67351322
then it's going to be fucking lit, watchmen was way better than the avengers
>>67351369
Agree sir, im very comfy with all this "negative" reviews
A lot more critics liked Watchmen more than BvS
Lest you forget.
That's a big nose
he's a big picard
those are some nice lips
How great were those fights? No overchoreographed faggotry, no flips and katas. Only pure and kinetic combat.
Yeah I liked the fight.
Suprised they even included it because ANH didn't have a laser sword fight
>Harrison Ford asked that Han Solo die at the end of Empire during the carbon freezing process ... ...but his request was denied by George Lucas.
Why did he want to get out of the series?
>>67350947
I think ford was always against this movie to begin with even though it launched his acting career
>>67350947
because any serious actor doesn't want to get sucked up and labeled for life in capeshit tier blockbusters.
>>67350947
Lucas was a temperamental hack
The only reason Star Wars came out good was because he was surrounded by producers who actually knew what they were doing
When Lucas became influential enough to use most of his own idea he made shit
why does he keep getting a free pass? he's legit one of the worst directors in hollywood
how long till he's fired from JUST League
>>67350925
Because of his wife and the jews
He's an awful director. He's like a teenage boy still going through puberty, who jerks off to explosions and shitty cgi, hence his terrible directing style.
>who jerks off to explosions and shitty cgi
why arent his movies making money tho? Jurassic World was literally garbage and it made bank
>>67351007
It had somewhat of a story, plus it was Jurassic Park. A JP film hadn't been made in years so everyone wanted to see it, and the original was well received.
He's a pure visual effects over story and character, director like many other hacks. He does not belong in the movie industry, he should be doing commercials or video games.
So what's going to happen with his carrer? After BvS will he ever continue to direct movies or act?I thought he was supposed to save the movie ;_;
THE
LIVING
CURSE
>all this Marveldroning
He'll be making his final appearance at a European mass transit hub.
Will Mike like or dislike BvS?
Jay needs to know so that he can avoid having to recant his verdict within 30 seconds on camera.
>>67350896
Lol totally! Remember that time they totally agreed on Max Landis' new movie? Or when Mike recommended the Michal Bay ninja turtles and Jay did too? Epic bro.
>>67350896
ha ha real funny rlm hater get a life you jerk
Jay will hate it
Rich will hate it
Mike will enjoy it, but will probably try to fit in condemning it
Aidsmoby... no one cares what he thinks
All will say it is better than RT Score
What does /tv/ think of Man of Steel?
I quite liked it 2bh. Antje Traue was based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=218Q1GHHgUw
srsly
It sucked at being a Superman movie but I liked a lot of scenes in a vacuum. Especially Jor-El and Lois Lane on the ship.
