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>>67360456
poor kid.
>>67360456
YO XBOX, LEAK BOTTOMLESS PIT
What the fuck is his problem?
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>>67360408
you are the one with the problem, anon
He's on a crusade to btfo hacks and flickmakers.
If you hate Armond you are Reddit.
How the FUCK do you mess up a movie about Batman and Superman? You can't make a compelling two hour film about these two 75+ year titans going head to head because of a clash in ideologies. C'mon, how do you fuck that up?
Literally the first time these two iconic characters are together on the big screen and it's a hack job.
No answers I guess. It's really that bad. Guess no one could have done it justice.
You make Batman ad Superman both the most unlikable grimdark versions ever created and then sacrifice all characterization for the sake of a shitty CGI action scene and setups for a justice league movie
>>67360364
By adding too many irrelevant plot threads and desperately trying to establish a franchise instead of focusing on making the film stand on its own.
>le ridiculous amount of long, drawn out non-dialogue scenes and lazily bringing back characters from BB for no reason prequel cash-in meme TV show
Tbqh I only zombie watch it for Mike's scenes.
All the lawyer shit is the worst thing on television since Touched by an Angel.
>>67360300
I like it.
I used to watch it intently dying to find out what happens next...then nothing really did. Now I watch it while soing dishes n shit in the other room. Something Sandpiper something Hamlin something...
how was gal in BvS?
ITT:
omen are expected to give “unattractive” men a chance whilst men act like whiny children when forced to look at women they don’t find attractive
>or who betas know they'll never have a chance with
>>67360187
>literal embodiment of feminine beauty and Goddess on Earth character
>cast someone who looks like a gay twink
She was barely in it. Said about two lines and showed up for the last 20 minutes to do a CGI fight.
How the fuck do the critics keep telling she did a great job?
>>67360187
She was fine, fit within the universe. The incompetent director was the real problem here.
Let's get some actual film discussion going on. Post your top 5 films from each year of the 21st century (2010-2015)
2010:
1. The Social Network
2. 127 Hours
3. How to Train Your Dragon
4. Never Let Me Go
5. True Grit
2011:
1. A Separation
2. Hugo
3. Drive
4. The Tree of Life
5. The Descendants
2012:
1. Zero Dark Thirty
2. Life of Pi
3. The Hunt
4. Argo
5. The Master
2013:
1. Short Term 12
2. Blue is the Warmest Color
3. Inside Llewyn Davis
4. Her
5. The Act of Killing
2014:
1. Birdman
2. The Grand Budapest Hotel
3. Whiplash
4. Nightcrawler
5. Song of the Sea
2015:
1. Room
2. Ex Machina
3. Mad Max: Fury Road
4. Beasts of No Nation
5. Carol
2011 was the worst year, 2013 was best.
Too much work and I don't have 5 good from each year
The Immigrant
The Master
Under the Skin
It's Such a Beautiful Day
Once Upon a Time In Anatolia
That's not film discussion. That's circle jerking and name dropping to make you feel better about your taste. Just as bad as capeshit threads tbqh
>>67360267
baka This desu senpai
Star Wars Rogue One is a disaster. The worst case of shadow-directing (and shadow-writing, shadow-producing) in a big budget movie since Fant4stic. Could shape up well in the end, but I would be VERY surprised.
You won't see any cute behind the scenes videos for this one, trust me.
>>67359702
How's Ben Mendolsohn though?
>>67359702
Sauce?
>>67359769
Also are you saying JJ is still holding the reigns or just general Disney fuckery?
What does /tv/ think of the British John Oliver?
Terribly unfunny
>>67359549
he's a cuck
He's Australian
When all is said and done, which capeshit films will be remembered as the best, those that transcended the genre to be pure kino?
Spider-Man 2?
The Dark Knight?
Watchmen?Batman v. Superman?
God I fucking hate capeshit
Dont forget X-Men: Days of Future Past.
>>67359076
>Spider-Man 2?
Spider-Man 2 is just Spider-Man with a better villain.
What wentwrong?
Hack Snyder
>>67358976
>i disliked watchmen
Who's ready lads?
8PM BBC1
Lets hope there are some new cookfus.
>>67358922
>2016
>owning a tv
>>67358922
>lads
This board is for members of the superior American race only. Return to your containment board, inbred:
>>>/int/
>>67358922
The only version worth watching, the actually cook.
I'm ready lad.
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>hard mode: No Eisenberg
Idris Elba
Aidan Gillen
>Anonymous, I'm 4chan
Michael Cera
>Luke never told you what happened to your father.
>He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
>No rey, I am your father.
screenshot this
>>67358709
>literally reusing the same plot twist for the second time
le sigh
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>tfw you realize this movie was actually pretty shit after the rewatch
i didn't even want to finish it
>>67358746
Wouldn't be the first time.
So they suffer a lot of the same issues...
>>67358688
Such as... Being ahead of its time?
Can't wait to see it
The theatrical cut is garbage, but the director's cut redeems it?
Zack Snyder is such a hack he literally made a movie that was a shot by shot remake of its source material and still managed to fuck it up?
Fuck Greek people I'm glad this is getting worse reviews than Batman vs Superman.
>>67358420
>that clusterfuck of a poster
Its almost magnificent in its awfulness
>People have change. Greeks don't
> People pay debts. Greeks don't
