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Robert Kardashian is truly a tragic figure
>survive armenian genocide, come to america to pursue american dream
>best friend turns out to be a double murderer
>daughters grow up to be whores
>get cucked by a literal tranny
>die of cancer
>get posthumously portrayed by a second rate shitty jew actor
Being Robert Kardashian is suffering.
>that scene where he tells his kids not to be vapid and materalistic
lmao
i appreciate that you at least attempted to stay on topic but this is pretty amateur tier bait. maybe think about reworking it or adding another level, this bites
>>67380962
>armenian genocide
>implying it ever happened
>mfw I actually thought Eisenberg would be the best part of BvS
>mfw I actually thought BvS was going to be good
>>67380836
>unironically watching capeshit
Jesus Christ
He literally always plays the same faggot in every movie. The best case scenario was the Facebook guy, where he was a faggot, but also a douche bag.
>>67380861
>not calling it capekino
Remember that time Hack Snyder actually made a good movie?
The only zombie movie I've ever liked. The rest are all garbage.
>>67380746
This was so shit compared to the original.
No, I don't actually.
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ITT: films that MEN will NEVER understand
Nothing good.
>>67380711
men only understand films with depth, so yeah you win this round, i took the bait
>>67380711
> "life gives you a thousand chances"
uh.. this is how life for WOMEN is
> "just take it!"
ok girl
> "life is like a box of chocolates, just dig in!"
ok
It's gonna be good right? Can't possibly be received worse than BvS.
>>67380699
it'll be good if captain boomerang gets enough screen time. also interested in the beaner, the jap and the american indian looking guy.
yes im australian, sorry for my blunt use of the english language.
>>67380699
Will Smiths face says it all
OH CMON
ITS 2016
WHY THE ASIAN CHICK GOTTA LOOK LIKE THAT?
Star Wars Force Awakens autism thread:
>why do blasters, lasers and turbolasers make different sounds than in the OT
>why has Finn no trouble shooting at his comrades
>how could Finn ever pass Stormtrooper training
>why is general Hux so young
>why is he a general when he is in command of a starship
>why is the dialogue so bad
>why is it so full of exposition
>how can Rey do all that shit
>who the fuck thought Snoke is a good name
>minorities, minorities everywhere
>convenient timing out of the ass
Fags saying it's better than VI can fuck off, even if VI was full of Ewoks, it wouldn't be as tragic as this
>>67380692
The only thing I hate is
>how Ret do all that shit
>convenient timing out of ass
I liked Finn and Hux.
Maybe you should cry over this kids movie that you didn't like some more. Would that help?
all I wanted was a time skip
It would have explained everything.
what was this guy's name again?
>>67380540
Grandolfff the Blue
>>67380540
Iron Mick Kellen
>>67380540
A fucking white wizard
If you vaguely recall a scene in a movie or the general plot of a movie and would like help from others, this is the thread for you.
I remember seeing some movie on IFC years back. All I can remember distinctly is a scene where some guy, a prisoner in a concentration camp or gulag, is taken out into the snow in front of everyone and is publicly killed to warn the others not to try anything like what he did. They strip him nude, tie his hands together, and have him hoisted up against a pole or something. Then they spray him with water from a hose. It's snowing outside, very heavily, so I think this was taking place in a gulag in Siberia. Anyways, after about 5 minutes, he's totally frozen. I think his kid or brother was forced to watch. It was fucked up.
Anyone know what I'm talking about? I've been Googling various terms but can't find it.
>>67380470
Maybe ' the way back' or 'as far as my feet will carry me'
I am looking for a comedy sitcom which is ambiented in the 60s? In the episode a kid reaches his dad's Playboy magazines but he fucks up and loses/destroys it and goes to the local barber shop to get some from the barber.
>>67380470
Think it was a made for tv movie either early nineties or late eighties. Was about this hotel or house in the middle of no where. Whole buncj of people hanging around. This dude comes along and has a vial of jesus's blood or something. Demons atrack and the only way he can stop them is smearing blood on the tops of the windows and doors
Itt: Post your movie-watching setup
How do I fix my movie shelf, /tv/?
>>67380702
you're seriously triggering me
>it's a procedural drama/detective fiction episode
This is a really poor excuse for a Star Trek thread.
>>67380395
organs?
It can't rain all the time
>>67379881
>tfw Brandon didn't get to come back for mediocre sequels
It hurts.
>>67380534
having eddie furlong et al replace him for mediocre sequels just made them more endearing
They are rebooting because their direct to dvd sales have gone down so low
This dude was perfect as Superman
Why did they replace this dude
too boyish
fucking singer
>>67379429
too twinkish
>>67379429
What are you talking about
I agree with >>67379469 he looks like a fucking twink, probably sucked singer's dick for it
This is the greatest comedic film of all time.
Prove me wrong.
That's not hot fuzz
>>67379361
40yo virgin is best
look at all these idiots who have genuine opinions about things they care about the movie
>Ser Jaime Lannister was the twin to Queen Cersei; tall and golden, with flashing green eyes and a smile that cut like a knife. He wore crimson silk, high black boots, and a black satin cloak. On the breast of his tunic, the lion of his House was embroidered in gold thread, roaring its defiance. they called him the Lion of Lannister to his face and whispered "Kingslayer" behind his back. Jon found it hard to look away from him. "This is what a king should look like", he thought to himself as he passed.
>And so they fought. Rand slid from one form to another, always graceful, always balanced, as swift on the parry as on the attack. Jaime let him lead, the better to get the measure of him. Widow's Wail caught and turned most of his attacks, and those that slipped through glanced harmlessly off his plate. Rand's strokes grew ever more ornate and elaborate, complex combinations of cuts and thrusts and feints, designed to make a foe open himself up for a killing stroke. Swordplay was a dance with him, and every step had its own name. Tyrion had warned him of that. The Boar Rushes Down the Mountain. The Arc of the Moon. The Courtier Taps His Fan. The Dove Takes Flight. Chips of gilding flew from Jaime's armor, and chunks of mane from his helm.
>And then the Lightning Struck the Oak. That one almost did for him. An intricate blend of attack and parry, somehow it allowed Rand to slide a leg behind his own. If Jaime had tried to backpedal, he would have ended on the ground.
>Instead he shoved forward, slamming his full weight into Rand, their blades still locked together. He was the bigger man, taller, stronger, and his armor made him much heavier. It was Rand who went down. Jaime kicked her sword from his hand, then pinned his wrist to the ground with his heel. "I call that one, 'the Lion Knocks the Dragon on his Tail,'" he said as he laid the point of Widow's Wail against the apple of Rand's throat. "Now yield, Dragon. Unless you care to be reborn again, and do the whole thing over."
>>67379292
wtf is that from?
>>67379561
GRRM
http://grrm.livejournal.com/147038.html
>Midnight Rider director Randall Miller has been released from a Georgia jail after serving just over half of his two-year sentence for his involvement in the 2014 death of crew member Sarah Jones.
>Miller pleaded guilty last year to involuntary manslaughter and criminal trespass after Jones, 27, was fatally struck by a train during filming of the Gregg Allman biopic.
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/23/midnight-rider-randall-miller-freed-jail
First Landis now this, how does Hollywood keep getting away with it?
>>67379067
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgL39l6KrdQ
But he didn't get away with it. He was found guilty of criminal negligence, did time and will now serve parole. Plus his career is forever ruined
