Name a Simpsons character and the funniest bit they ever had.
Skinners best was steamed hams.
>>67158198
Skinner: there's shemales on gazebo 5, theres a nasty looking spider on gazebo 3
>>67158198
I'm from Utica and never heard of steamed hams.
>steamed hams
>Skinner's best bit
Not even close to being true, you only think it's "the bset" because you remember the ebig /v/ screencap thread about it.
Why do american critics use the words "fun", "joy", "humor", "feeling good" so much whenever they're talking about their movie-going experiences? Also, why do they always try to write puns and funny lines related to the movie names when summing up their opinions about them? Is it a cultural thing?
>>67398479
What words are they suppose to use?
dumb thread
>>67398479
Why are non americans so obsessed with us? Mind your own business.
>it's a super serious film for adults
>now eat your Superman and Batman breakfast cereal
>Batman is your childhood hero
>Star in Daredevil because you think it's the closest you'll come to getting to play him
>It flops and everyone makes fun of you for years
>Slowly make a comeback and get into directing, gather enough cred to finally be cast as Batman
>Internet nerds get pissy and say that the guy who was Daredevil shouldn't be Batman
>Even though you're going through a divorce you work to prove them wrong
>Show up on set and are greeted by Zack Snyder acting like an autistic fratboy and saying how this movie's gonna be "fucking epic" inbetween snorting crack off a hooker's ass
>Gal Godot shows up looking like a concentration camp victim whose idea of acting is making a constipated face
>Dutifully act your part, hoping this movie can be saved in editing with the vast amount of money WB is throwing at it
>Forced to attend comic-con panels and hear Zack incoherently ramble about being a "comic book guy" and how he totally gets Batman and Gadot trying to get through sentences while not knowing how to speak English
>Reviews come out and the movie is completely trashed, worse scores than Daredevil
>Still signed on for sequels with Zack Snyder at the helm
>All you can think about is that fucking Evanescence song as you force yourself through the pain
Ben was the best Batman.
We are alll manchilds but I'm sure kids will like him in the new movie.
>>67398144
It's a fucking shame.
I loved Ben's Batman.
Imo, best Batman potrayal in film.
Too bad about the rest of the movie.
Is Gal Gadot the worst case of jewish nepotism in Hollywood in the last few years?
I can't think of anyone less suited to play wonderwoman.
at its best my dick is 6" but the fact that it's been topping out at 5" lately makes me concerned
1. late spring
2. cries and whispers
3. night of the hunter
>>67398069
4.7"
Dark Knight Rises
Man of Steel
Batman vs Superman
>>67398119
seems kinda soon to include BvS in your top 3
12 incher
>The Cuckold
>Focus
>Shark Tale
See?! It's earning! Seven millions!
>>67397775
thats great number for a wednesday previews
are you retarded?
>>67397822
Great number for some flick, or indie movie, but not so great for a multimillion dollar flagship of DC/WB with two of the most famous comic characters.
>world wide premiere is this weekend
>already earning millions
No more shines, Billy.
>>67397730
I'm JUST breaking your balls.
............
what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjnfsk7yZ2E
June 11, 1970
Queens, New York
Season 3 finale is coming.
Will she get what she deserves?
Will Woodens send her hanging because of the exexution without his approval?
Will Blackbeard nail her to the man-o-war?
Butt Pirates
Literally
Two men
Fucking each other
IN THE BUTT
This show has more gender types and sexual orientations than a tranny
please post your soft core gay porn on another board
>>67397726
>felling for the forced gaymeme
>confirmed for not watching the show
your favourite capeshit has more homos than this tho
thanks for the threadbump, faggot.
will he steal the show?
Movies and the songs that are warped by them.
Rob Zombie does this a lot. The three biggest examples are All Tomorrow's Parties in the Lords of Salem, Midnight Rider and Freebird in Devil's Rejects.
The Devil's Rejects ending is GOAT
>>67397478
yeah
its a shame that most of his movies are shit
>>67397572
Which movies of his are shit? House of 1,000 Corpses is derivative as hell, but it's still an engrossing as hell watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zu4lA7nz5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zu4lA7nz5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zu4lA7nz5Y
This is literally 4chan: the character. Why don't we like Kylo again?
>>67397263
I thought everyone liked him and considered him by far the best part of the film?
Most people like Kylo as a character, but he's not a villain on Darth Vader's level.
>>67397263
Who's 'we'? There's no hivemind, unless you count the braindead drones that jump to be the first to yell BLACKED in a waifu thread.
Walking dead wraps up filming in late November
Photo of Steven Yeun with short hair taken in December
So, it's Glen then?
>>67396818
>So, it's Glen then?
NYAAAAAARAUGH
>>67396818
Is that supposed to be his "short hair"? Cause honestly OP that's grasping at straws.
>>67396818
So Niggan doesn't Louisville his noggin? Fuck this show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kKTFAEQgSY
Merchant BTFO
This doesn't look shit.
>lanky goggle eyed freak on suicide watch
Merchant hasn't written anything worth a fuck since the split. He is reduced to doing odd cameos as himself. Arguably Karl has been more successful.
>>67396657
>we have to go to Ecuador for real to be found
ha, that's actually a pretty good plot
What are some "masterpieces" in film that you thought were overrated or just plain bad?
>>67396567
Gravity
>>67396567
Anything Godard ever made.
>>67396581
Gravity was pretty average imo.
Who here loves The Lost World just as much as the first one?
>>67396030
I love both,
>>67396030
Is he directing dino?
How can dino understand human?
>>67396030
Worst of the four.
>The name is Bond, James Bond
I can see it.
>>67399842
Look like a post op Cory Feldman
>>67399842
>Bond gets captured continuously and forcefully facefucked every 30 minutes or so into the film.
Would watch.
What makes it so quotable and memorable /tv/? Why are we mesmerized by an actors 5 minute performance?
>>67399432
Because it might just be the most deeply profound and meaningful piece of art ever crafted by man
>>67399432
>tfw I can't even watch this shit without busting out laughing
People actually watch TDKR. They actually sit there and watch the plane scene and take it seriously. That blows my mind.
>>67399432
I think it is overrated
The special effects were amazing for its time but the acting and story was meh
