Name a time Luke Skywalker has character development I'll wait
>>67393586
Rey is shit, your Waifu is shit, no matter how many actual good characters you try to unsuccessfully pull down
The Empire Strikes Back
When he gets his fucking hand cut off and realizes he isn't hot shit
>season 6 ends on a shitty cliffhanger
>we don't see who Negan kills
Where were you when The Walking Dead officially dropped the ball harder than any show in history?
>>67393107
You got your shitting pants on OP?
Maybe the critics didn't get the ending. If it's included in their copy those little shits would've obviously leaked it like they leak literally everything else.
>>67393107
ending cliffhanger: negan arrives, gets a closeup, says some dialogue, fade to black.
What went wrong?
>>67392791
critics probably felt insulted by the title
>>67392791
>what went wrong
You're using the douchebags from Rotten Tomatoes as your rating for movies, that's what went wrong.
Here's how I know a movie will be entertaining.
>10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
Here's how I know a movie will be 3 hours, drawn out and boring as fuck
>90+% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, 10/10
Brad Tries: a very special episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-TBvf9iCes
>>67392693
brad tries poopy puffing when?
>no, that's not why I too the pills
Fuck that attention seeking loser.
Best show on television
>>67392629
Yeah but it's not tho, is it?
>>67392653
Sorry it's not Arrow or Flash or Agents of SHIELD of Capeshit Mandrama #644 or Game of Thrones
>>67392701
>so beta he has to apologize for liking a shitty show
The history channel is actually showing history right now rather than some reality tv bullshit.
2 hours of a history channel special on the dark ages is on from 12-2 EST. turn it on and make the history channel great again
>>67392325
I prefer Ice Road Truckers but thanks,
>>67392354
>not liking the history/hitler channel the best
>there will never be a documentary as good as John Romer's Byzantium quadrilogy
So, Jay, what did you think of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice?
Jay hated it.
Mike loved it.
Jay backpedaled to avoid upsetting Mike and decided that he loved it too.
Well I liked it Mike, but I wouldn't end it with a footage of 9/11
At least they will have made their opinion based on actually viewing the movie. Every other faggot here who hasn't even seen it will switch from completely hating it now because muh rotten tomatoes, to parroting RLM's opinion once the new hitb goes out.
There was another /tv anon in my BvsS screening.
And we had almost a fist fight.
Here is the story:
Movie ends, everybody is sitting during the credits to wait for an after credits scene. Nothing, the end.
Someone goes like "BOOOOOOOO!!!!" He is right above my seat so I hear the rest of his shit talk.
He talks to his friend "I knew Zack was a hack, shit movie desu senpai hahaha"
The "desu senpai" triggered me and I knew this faggot was one of us.
So he keeps shittalking about the movie with a grin on his face, and I'm didn't even super enjoy this movie, but I didn't hate it, it was entertaining.
So I'm like "Anon why don't you write that on tv when you get back to your mom's basement?"
I don't look at him when I say that I just casually walk.
And he replies back
"fuck off DC faggot, Marvel is the winner and capeshit is over".
And I reply "get a life I'm not even a DC fan".
And I walk up to him and say
"Look this is a public place, you don't have to behave like an ass here like you do on /tv"
Then he pushes me and starts running at me and me and my friend run away like faggots.
That was not an exciting story but calm your tits anon if you are reading this right now, it's just a movie.
Why didn't you shoot him as soon as he assaulted you?
>>67392342
Because anon is not american.
>>67392294
Should have done the world a favor and shot him.
What will his review sound like?
I can't fucking look at this guy anymore
Just grow up Kevin, just fucking give it a rest
Full of greasy tears probably with puffs of smoke and awful laughter littered in between.
>>67392077
It'll sound like a manatee deepthroating a block of cheese.
EXCLUSIVE: MAJOR SHAKE-UP FOR WARNER BROS AND DC - WB EXECS AND SNYDER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>It's clear now that the long-awaited Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice has been met with some pretty harsh reactions from critics, holding close to a 40% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
>I recently spoke with a source at Warner Bros who took part in a late-night conference call with execs following the initial flood of negative reviews. The call was moderated by exec Steve Spira and included many of the higher-ups at WB. Here's what my source had to say:
>-"WB execs are shitting their pants. If [Batman V Superman] makes less than a billion, [Zack] Snyder is out and Justice League will be delayed 8 months."
>-"Chris Nolan is being courted as a producer and George Miller, David Yates, Louis Letterier, and Vincenzo Natali are all being courted to take over Justice League."
>-"Wonder Woman is undergoing major rewrites. Specifically, WW needs to be reworked as a standalone film incase of a soft reboot. Aquaman, Cyborg, and Green Lantern Corps are all on the chopping block too."
>-"Investors are planning a major takeover if [Batman V Superman] flops and have plans to install a board that will order the universe to be rebooted."
>http://www.moovienews.com/20160323-major-shakeup-for-warnerbros-and-dc.
JUST
EXCLUSIVE REPOST
>>67391984
No matter how shit it is, people will still go to see it.
>>67392020
Nice try Snyder, next time try hiring someone with tits to play Wonder Woman.
So who is in the wrong here /tv/ since you love Rotten Tomatoes that much.
Better rated than almost any show.
>I AM RETARDED AND DON'T KNOW HOW ROTTEN TOMATOES WORKS
tv shows are also rated differently
>>67392017
who cares? the point is the final note, that's all you are going to see on dvd covers, wikipedia articles, etc
>>67391957
Movie "critics" are well regarded because of that fag Ebert. Also, Marvel(well, Disney) appears to be the only company buying critics.
You could probably buy a favorable tv review from one of those plebs with a MacChicken a soda and 3 contraband cigarettes.
>that feel when the first camrips we get of BvS will be super blurry and have barely audible voices and a guy's head will be in the way
Just like the first weeks of force awakens all over again
>>67391876
I'm trying to imagine what type of person would make this thread. I'm guessing a teenager, poor, lives in some shithole where there are no theatres, laps up every steaming 'next big thing' pile Hollywood shits out.Kill yourself.
>>67391876
>he actually watches cam rips.
>>67391876
Why don't you just go to the cinema mate?
How much will it make at the box office?
That's the real test of whether or not it's a flop
>>67391757
175mill opening weekend
Massive drop in second week once everyone realizes it sucks
Barely craws to 500 mill.
Is considered a disaster.
>>67391824
Something along these lines, although I imagine probably 200+ opening weekend. With maybe a 60% drop the second week? Worldwide maybe 850 mil tops? I don't think it will cross 1bn. It really is that bad. I see most movies more than once, and even I'm not going to see it again.
Is it canon? I dont want to start season two if its not legit, also is superman show up in this? Tom welling even?
It's canon in the CWverse along with the Felicity Show
no
no
no
no
>>67391705
I marathoned the first episode of season 1.
So far the show looks good.
Fuck you, I liked it.
Go watch it yourselves and make up your own minds instead of being sheep.
>>67391543
>liking false capekino
Nice try Warner shill
He's right! Go see it! I don't care if you don't like it as long as you pay for your tickets!
>>67391543
ok
and who are you?
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