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Simpsons hate thread.
why did they draw everyone but used a real JLaw pic?
>it's a Lisa joins in a group of tumblr feminist programmers episode
>Homer takes a page from 50 Shades of Grey and decides that a sadomasochistic relationship with Marge is the way to go. Meanwhile, Milhouse uses Marlon Brando's ghost to get advice on how to impress Lisa.
wew lad this is where they really jumped the shark
>The Easter Bunny came early for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Warner Bros.' superhero face-off film starring Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill, which earned a huge $27.7 million Thursday night. Universal's sequel My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 nabbes a solid $1.02 million at late night shows in 2,395 theaters after showings began at 6 p.m.
>Batman v Superman, directed by Zack Snyder, earned the seventh best preview opening in history, besting Avengers: Age Of Ultron's $27.6 million (Star Wars: The Force...
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>>67429517
Its gonna drop like a rock next week
>>67429517
>preview opening
>>67429517
this will be bested at least 3 times this year
>''Memedalf?''
>''Memebo Memeings''
>''My dear Memedalf!'' *Good to meme you*
>''You haven't meme'd a day''
>...........Hahaha, come on meme in!
>aaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy lmaaaaoooooooo
I wish the meme had never come to me
>Is it meme? Is it meme?
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/433246/batman-v-superman-culture-war-gets-mythic
>Zack Snyder dares to infuse the comic-book genre with moral and political substance. Fanboys do not own the franchises of Batman and Superman movies, so director Zack Snyder went against the mob and dared to raise the genre to a level of adult sophistication in 2013’s Man of Steel, the most emotionally powerful superhero movie ever made. (Fanboys hated it.) Snyder’s sequel, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice adds politics, bringing to the fantasy some contemporary,...
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Why is he the only critic with good taste? What happened in White's life that made him free from bad taste?
>>67428343
Being a black conservative in modern US means you give exactly zero fucks.
/tv/ BTFO
webm thread
>>67427274
>religion of peace.webm
>>67427274
Did they ever explain why Aunt May dressed like the Green Goblin and punched Peter Parker?
RIP Roose
>>67425744
#TGMBTFO
>>67425806
Ramsay kills Roose. The guy that was burned while on the big X we see in the trailer.
Ramsay is now the warden of the North and is going to march on the wall to get Jon.
Theory. White Walkers cross the wall crushing Ramsay as the season finale.
d e l e t e t h i s
>It's not critics movie. It's audience movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0qA54p1U54
>>67425494
this was actually painful to watch.
I actually felt bad for Affleck here, jesus. You know it's bad when Fallon can't even pretend to like your movie, instead he focuses on how epic the crowds were.
God damn...
I can't really feel sorry for a millionaire but damn he looks broken, like he's just barely able to hide his crippling depression. The divorce really fucked him up
>>67425649
I don't think his emotional state is that bad.
Actors are good at hiding their true self
>As of 2013, in terms of annual film output, India ranks first, followed by Nollywood,[3][14] Hollywood and China.[15]
How come India makes so many movies but no one cares about them?
>>67424120
>running around in a weird country wearing weird clothes speaiking weird languages
>half the shit you just don't get if you're not from there
>forced singing and dancing scenes everywhere
There are gems, but you have to look for them in literal poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs
Low budget / slice of (Indian) life films? I'm sure there's some experts on Indian cinema on /tv/ though
What kind of changes would a modern film director make to a LOTR reboot to make it more progressive and contemporary?
>>67422620
Bit of cultural diversity in actors, and genders. Wouldn't hurt. Could still be equally as good.
Unfortunately the movie would pick up a lot of other modern film traits, which would absolutely butcher it.
>>67422620
>niggers errywhere
>>67422620
>Aragorn is a nigger
>Gimli and Legolas are openly homo, it's not just implied like in the old movies
>same goes for the SamFrodo and MerryPippin powercouples
>elves are all women and lesbians with their children growing on trees
>the Balrog wears a turban
>Sauron is Putin
>Saruman dies...
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Discuss everything related to the movie here. Post WEBMs, discuss plot points and keep track of the current rating.
Mods should sticky this.
pLEASE mods I'm tired of all these capeshit threads REEEEEEEEEEE
There is literally nothing wrong with Batman killing henchmen. Harden up, Marvel softcocks.
What do you guys think? Will it end on a cliffhanger like we expect the retarded showrunners to end it? Also, glad to see based Steven Ogg.
Oh shit I forgot to post link
https://player.vimeo.com/video/160245864
Negan from the back
>>67420954
A better question is who gives a fuck
G-guys our bullying has gone to far
After watching this video I'm literally crying
http://superheronews.com/zack-snyder-looks-absolutely-crushed-by-poor-batman-v-superman-reviews/
>>67420913
>ywn make sad amy feel better
>>67420913
Jesse is definitely somewhere on the autism scale.
He's definitely high functioning though.
>>67420913
>Ben and Superman upset, because they know they a good job
>Hack cringing, because he knows this was his last chance not to fuck it all up.
>I don't even know her name knowing her next job will be at a toll both
>Jesse doesn't understand how something he touched isn't golden
>Wonder Jew just checked out because she gives zero fucks about silly comic...
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So we're just going to pretend like Batman being a cold blooded psychopathic murderer in this movie isn't a big deal?
Yes
no one over 12 gives a shit about comics
He literally fires a gun and kills a guy near the end of the movie. There's no fucking gray area. He pulled the trigger, which ignited the tank that blew up the guy and fried his buddy.
>implying any normie gives a shit about source material
>Entire village just got massacred because of him
>Old man gets his head chopped off because of him
>Instead of showing any remorse or emotion at all
>Le who talks first? I talk first?
Haha so funny and epic, I just love me some quips
The Force awakens is basically a Marvel flick with the name Star wars on it
LOL GUYS REMEMBER THIS SCENE XDDD
SO NERDY
Kylo ren has a fucking comic relief scene for Christ sake
Thank you Disney, for finally killing the franchise
Too bad tumblr and facebook idiots will keep it alive for 100 more years
It's just like my Marvel movies
You're so right
Just saw it in 75mm IMAX™
Personally i think critics have gone fuckin insane. If you are not a redditor who watch movies based on reddit tomatoes score and have a fucking brain you would know critics are absolutely biased as fuck.
Good/Great parts of the movie
>Opening scene with the beautiful music
Its another opening credits masterpiece by Snyder. Also dont fall for the kid Wayne rising up with the bats like jesus, in context it happens in a dream and it was one of most comicbook Batman as fuck moments
>cinematography...
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worst part was jesse eisenberg's goofy lex luthor.
I agree with this post.
But I certainly think Ben af fleck is not the best batman and Jesse esienberg was a little goofy and dingy.
Some scenes had way too much music.
I want based Christian bale back.
>>67418003
>goofy Lex
Like I said if he was serious then movie would've been even worse. But he could've not been an awkward edgy faggot with weak motives.
>>67418091
>Christian bale batman
Fuck off pleb
