>Mr. Snyder, for his part, deploys signifiers of importance without having anything much to say. Yes, there is a lot of talk (mostly stuffed into poor Mr. Eisenberg’s mouth) about Good and Evil and God and Man, and there is also a lot of religious symbolism. (Note the crucifixes dotting the landscape near the end.) There are murky shadows and muddy nightscapes, all redolent not just of ordinary danger but of metaphysical darkness. There is Mr. Affleck’s existential brooding and the stoic dimple on Mr. Cavill’s chin.
>For fun there are shots of the heroes shirtless and of Lois Lane in the bath. But the point of “Batman v Superman” isn’t fun, and it isn’t thinking, either. It’s obedience. The theology is invoked not to elicit meditations on mercy, justice or sacrifice, but to buttress a spectacle of power. And in that way the film serves as a metaphor for its own aspirations. The corporations that produce movies like this one, and the ambitious hacks who sign up to make them, have no evident motive beyond their own aggrandizement. Entertainment is less the goal than the byproduct, and as the commercial reach of superpower franchises grows, their creative exhaustion becomes ever more apparent.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/25/movies/review-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-when-super-friends-fight.html
>>67362640
That last sentence is brutal. A.O. Scott was also one of the most prominent critics that didn't like The Avengers either.
How can one critic be so based?
>A diverting entertainment might have been made about the rivalry between these two muscle-bound paladins — a bromance or a buddy comedy, an album of duets. “Batman v Superman,” directed by Zack Snyder (“300,” “Watchmen,” “Sucker Punch,” “Man of Steel”), is none of those things. It is about as diverting as having a porcelain sink broken over your head (one of the more amusing things that happens onscreen).
>>67362640
>But the point of “Batman v Superman” isn’t fun, and it isn’t thinking, either.
DKEKS
BEAT
THE
FUCK
OUT
Show more an actor with a bigger downfall, I fucking dare you
>>67362241
Brendan didn't end up in jail which is objectively a worse scenario.
>>67362192
TThat leftmost picture lol
jjust
Will based Renner be able to bite his tongue?
>Black Widow romantic subplot
I thought Hulk wasn't in this movie.
>>67361512
Man, what a fucking whore. Every movie it's a new character she's flirting with or fucking.
>Iron Man 2
Iron Man
>The Avengers
Hawkeye
Winter Soldier
>Captain America
>Age of Ultron
>Hulk
>>67361512
Jesus christ, why do they just keep passing Black Widow around to everyone?
Cap was pretty much the least sexually active marvel character but he still had Sharon. Why don't they expand on that?
Season 6B edition
What are your favorite 2nd Doctor stories set after The War Games? This includes The Two Doctors, The Five Doctors and some books.
Last thread >>67323791
This is the thread we're using m8s.
Canon thread >>67359280
Batman v Superman: Dawn of JUST
It's true, all of it
how do you spend so much money and have the cgi look so bad ?
rise of capekïno
>>67359018
Nice PS3 cutscene
>LGBT fandom is having a definitive Howard Beale moment.
>Queer TV watchers, particularly female fans, are simply mad as hell, and they're not going to take it anymore. But instead of merely ripping open the window and howling out into the inky darkness like that iconic Network moment, LGBT fans are organizing and coordinating to use their might to shed light on an ongoing and damaging issue.
>In the past 30 days, four lesbian or bisexual female characters have been killed off on their respective TV shows. It began Feb. 22 on The CW's Jane the Virgin with the murder of Rose (Bridget Regan). Then it continued with the high-profile killing of Lexa (Alycia Debnam-Carey) on The CW's The 100, next came Kira on Syfy's The Magicians and Sunday night witnessed the pointed demise of Denise (Merritt Wever) on AMC's The Walking Dead.
>This wave of queer female deaths follows a long-standing pop culture trope known as Bury Your Gays. The trend has seen a disproportionate number of LGBT characters killed off, often in the name of propping up and/or progressing a heterosexual leading character's storyline. But with these most recent deaths, fans have started a very vocal and active online campaign against the trope and its negative implications.
>>67356101
This injustice has gone on far too long. Gays are people too and deserve to be treated as such. And we all know that no person has been killed on a tv show before.
>>67356101
>four gays in four different tv shows are deaaad!
There shouldn't even be that many gay characters if they are going for accurate demographic representation
>>67356101
Hi if you want to discuss social issues there are boards for that.
>"WB execs are shitting their pants. If [Batman V Superman] makes less than a billion, [Zack] Snyder is out and Justice League will be delayed 8 months."
>"Chris Nolan is being courted as a producer and George Miller, David Yates, Louis Letterier, and Vincenzo Natali are all being courted to take over Justice League."
>"Wonder Woman is undergoing major rewrites to be more of a standalone film. Aquaman, Cyborg, and Green Lantern Corps. are all on the chopping block."
>"Investors are planning a major takeover if [Batman V Superman] flops and have plans to install a board that will order the universe to be rebooted."
Not giving a source, fucking newfags
Source right now fucker
http://www.moovienews.com/20160323-major-shakeup-for-warnerbros-and-dc.html
>engine doesn't start
>start the compressor
30 seconds later
>engine runs bad
>bypass the compressor
YOU'RE A HACK JJ ABRAMS
>>67355576
Rey is autistic.
>>67355576
chill your tits, it's just a joke mate
like anyone actually knows what makes a star wars ship function
>>67355576
that insane look of hers
Nothing happens: the show
>>67352196
>he fell for the BrBra maymay
Can no one these days enjoy a slow paced black humor tragedy with the most compelling cast on tv?
>neo tv will defend this boring lawyer shit
http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/batman-v-superman-dan-of-justice-review
Mild spoilers in the review.
This movie could have been something special but they gave it to Zack fucking Snyder.
God I'm so pissed. Inb4 capeshit, capekino, marvel wins...etc.
>there still isn't a review titled "the ATTACK of ZACK the HACK"
>>67349850
Typical capeshit movie. The meme is over. Holywood will now invest in Furry movies and Zombie movies.
>>67349871
Whoa, the writing is equally bad. Zack Snyder isn't turning Batman and Superman into incoherent murderers wearing capes. Zack Snyder just abuses bullet time and can only produce flicks.
>Jared Leto instructed the craft services caterer to replace the cheddar in Will Smith's sandwiches with brie, which he was fully aware was one of Smith's least favourite cheeses.
>Leto phoned Margot Robbie at 12.30am and left a message on her answerphone of him screaming the word 'ANARCHY!!!'
>Several times on set, Leto would tap co-star Jai Courtney on one shoulder and then quickly move to Courtney's other side. When questioned about the shoulder tap, a smirking Leto would deny all knowledge.
>Jared Leto went an entire week without washing his hands after urinating. After each visit to the bathroom he would make a point of shaking one of the crew by the hand then recoiling in mock disgust, shouting "Urgh, you've got piss hands!"
>During a quiet moment on set, Leto offered to tell his colleagues a joke, then said loudly "DYING SYRIAN CHILDREN" before cackling and running away.
Leto stole the cushion from director David Ayer's chair and didn't admit it, even after it was replaced.
>Leto insisted on referring to the band Foals as "The Foals", knowing full well it really got on Joel Kinnaman's wick.
>One morning, Leto worse a thick disguise to the set and announced to his co-stars that he was Jared Leto's agent and that Jared Leto wouldn't be coming into work that day because he had just last night died "from a drugs overdose". He then lowered his fake glasses and said, cryptically, "Or did I?" before sidling away.
>At the craft services table, Leto laughingly dropped banana skins and toast crusts into the general waste bin when the one next to it was clearly labelled "food waste".
>Leto stopped filming a scene to burn a $20 bill in front of an intern.
>>67349801
I heard he spoiled the Star Wars ending for the entire film crew. What an absolute outlaw!
>>67349801
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
I can't even tell which of these are fake.
>I bypassed the character development
>>67349518
Why is she so cute
So when a female is good at anything, it's just a shortcut, but when a man is good at something, it's BADASS.
Grow up.
>>67349595
found the women
How are the reviews so mixed? I'd like to say it's because the critics want DC to fail but I'm worried.
>>67349177
Because the first half is really good, but then it becomes a mess because the producers wanted to set up the Justice League movies
>>67349177
>37% = mixed
Kek
Movie sucked senpai
>>67349177
>it's because the critics want DC to fail
Why would critics want DC to fail? What kind of autistic logic justifies such retarded thoughts?
Genuine question.
Anyone seen this bullshit documentary? Its pretty laughable
>hey an add to do porn!
>voluntarily choose to do porn of own free will, make shitloads of money
>blow money away through sheer stupidity
>end up with negative reputation
>"waaah its men's fault I made stupid decisions of my own volition!!"
lol it was pretty funny documentary though to be honest.
Now apply this logic to politics. Giving women the opportunity to vote was the biggest mistake man has ever made.
>>67348511
i personally loved this documentary
you could see the despair in their eyes as they talked, the hamster wheel of logic spinning as they described working in porn as 'being your own boss', all the while looking off into the distance at times, their gaze looking like that of a war veteran
at times i considered this more of a comedy
>>67348511
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Was that a joke ?
The " end ", i mean. Movie would have been a solid 3/5 without the shittyalienpart.
Fuck, why did they ruin their own movie like that ?
What a waste.
>>67348057
>>67348057
You never see the first Cloverfield buddy?
Anyway John Goodman did nothing wrong!
>>67348356Having an alien is fine. Having an unarmed MEW take down a giant ship is not fine.
>>67348439
MEW 4 LIFE NIGGA
![troughton[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j3zbbWU.jpg "troughton[1]")
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