Just finished watching this, please tell me its not an accurate representation of black youths.
Your local ghetto is an accurate representation of black youths.
>>67458079
No, most can't afford to dress that hip.
>return to the KINGZ
what did his shirt mean by this?
If he's so memey, why did he have such a big part in TDK?
>>67457992
Why was he the main villain in The Expendables?
Why was he in that The Killers music video?
Why was he in that Kraft Macaroni commercial?
Some questions are best left unanswered.
>>67457992
>THEY TOOK MY THUMB!
>JESUS KEE-RIST!
>IT WAS RAMIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
What did he mean by this?
What's your favourite bond film /tv/? Mine is License to Kill
>>67457777
On her majesty's secret service
>>67457803
>>67457777
Both are great picks, LTK would have to be my choice as well OP
>>67457803
I wish George Lazenby and Tim Dalton did more bond movies.
WHOSE FUCKING HYPED?
>>67457658
Did he get back in shape?
>>67457658
>watching this sad geriatric desperately trying to recapture the magic that faded over forty years ago
You must be fucking retarded
Its going to be fucking awesome
How do you think he'll execute them?
>"You will have your war, Asgardian. If you fail, if the Tesseract is kept from us, there will be no realm, no barren moon, no crevice where he can't find you. You think you know pain? He will make you long for something as sweet as pain."
>Tesseract in Asgard starts to open a rift
>Redskull leads an army on Asgard
>Thanos sets Asgard on fire and marches on the Throne room
>he sees Odin and smirks
>before Odin could speak, Thanos grabs Odin by the neck and smashes him on the floor turning him into Loki
>"The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child. And apparently, you have alienated my favourite daughter, Gamora. I will honour our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But, return to me again empty handed ... and I will bathe the starways in your blood."
>Thanos uses the soul gem to ressurect Ronan
>Ronan is confused and bewildered
>Thanos fucking annihilates his ass on the spot, giving the stars a bath of red
>>67457324
wow a giant blueberry
>>67457324
faggy fanfic thred... GO
>>67457324
post your face+body
So I've witnessed a lot of petulant capeshit arguments in the last few days, and one of the most consistent is that "Guardians of the Galaxy" was not only a major risk, but also wildly different from Disney Marvel's typical oeuvre. Now I hate all capeshit culdoldry, so I have no dog in this particular fight, BUT... Can someone please tell me what was so risky about this thing?
>It wasn't overtly connected to Avengers.
Neither are 99.999% of all movies ever made
>It was a weird space fantasy
Ever seen fucking Star Wars? Space operas aren't anything new
>It had crazy weird characters.
What, because of groot? Ever seen Chewie in Star Wars? Do you mean Rocket Racoon? Are people not used to cartoon characters? DO you mean Green Chick and Purple Guy? Again, Star Wars.
>It was light hearted and goofy
So is every Marvel film.
This movie was Avengers in space. Why do people treat it like some weird arthouse thing?
It was shit, just like all the other capeshit.
>>67457279
This one felt even worse than the others, desu. Nothing in this movie mattered. There were no stakes. And I really fucking hate Chris Pratt. He is the most overrated living human being.
Because they were banking on a group of characters that nobody knew jackshit about.
When you put it like that, it does sound like a formula for success. But you have the advantage of looking at this in hindsight. It was a big risk. It could very well have been Jupiter Ascending 2.0, or any number of other forgotten scifi bombs.
Why do I keep seeing people on twitter flipping out about BvS and saying it's for "the real comic book fans" and other stupid shit? Ignoring Superman, I didn't recognise Batman as the character we know at all. He was a fucking retarded ass lunatic
Is it just people who don't actually read the comics and are only fans of Batman because they own a t-shirt? I don't understand. It's like people saying Spock in Star Trek was great when he is having a fist fight with Khan on top of a moving spaceship..
>>67457160
Its just a glib facsimile
>>67457160
I know. And what we got was so shit in huge part I think because Snyder and Goyer are those sort of people. People that buy into the "Superman is boring" and "Batman not killing is retarded" and just "know" how to "fix" it.
>>67457160
>You have to read comics to be a fan of batman
This is how stupid you sound right now. Comics are degenerate entertainment for mouthbreathers. Zack Snyder elevated the source material to high art, something that had never been done before.
It will be studied in film schools in 50 years. Nobody's going to remember Marvel's garbage.
In bizarro Hollwood, BvS was produced by Disney DCCU and was directed by Joss Whedon.
What is some of the epic witty banter?
>Superman: WHo do you think you are?
>Batman: Millionaire, Playboy, Crime-fighting, Philanthropist, how about you?
>Superman: I'm a God from outer space.
>Batman: Well ok then
That's better than she with you
>>67457140
wouldn't it have been better if supes threw the spear at him and he replied:
>"did you just throw a ginormous stick at me? the fuck..."
>"im supposed to be doomsday, not a dog"
>>67457140
In an alternate universe, would've gotten batman v superman with jet li as batman and jackie chan as superman
Well /tv/, what should I watch
triumph of the will
Ex Machina is pure kino
>>67456926
>not a single movie with fassbender
fucking dropped
This is a good movie on par with License to Kill
Went on my first date to this movie.
got dumped the next day lads
>>67456730
No, QoS is literally the worst Bond film ever.
Not even debatable.
>>67458708
this
what the fuck was this guy's problem?
>>67456684
Despite all his rage, he was still just a rat in a cage.
>>67456749
10/10 post m8
mind if i steal that?
>>67456684
He was afraid of death
It sucked ass
It would have been better without han and leia.
>>67456668
Yeah
>>67456668
>I don't like the thing!
Best opening credits of all time?
>>67456227
so many memories
>Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5TVfGeuM1o
>>67456227
Lost in Translation
Alien
Most underrated action movie of all time.
So I just saw Batman vs. Superman, and I have some disturbing revelations. While discussing this film with some fellow movie goers, I realized that a cuckold fetish is largely displayed as one of the films main themes. We have the bull (Lex Luther/Doomsday), the cuck (Superman) and the cuck's partner (Wonderwoman). In the end we clearly see the cuck BTFO by the bulls dominant features (larger in stature, strength, etc.). He takes full advantage of Wonderwomen while Superman, portrayed as a weak pathetic man at this point, stands by and watches. The demons or the bulls are also seen at the top of the picture towards the end of the film, hanging over the white angels. Now I know this is a lot to take in, but we have to do something about this. Cuck theory can be seen in almost any film, its something that the Jewish Media has slowy pushed on us. We must join together to stop them.
its pretty amazing how badly this movie got jewed
all it took was like 10 or so early reviewers nitpicking and it started a meme
i dont know what i hate more.
this thread or myself
>Jessica Jones S1E1
>sleeps with socks on
>literally BLACKED
Should I just drop this show?
>>67456062
You should drop it because BLACKED, not sleeping with socks. Socks are hot m8
>>67456091
Not if they are hiding this
>>67456062
Watch based Daredevil instead.
