despite reviews, this movie ended up being really impressive for a cape shit film.
Rotten Tomatoes can suck a fat one!
I fucking love the cereal btw, I hope we get the same with Civil War
>>67475386
What, is this real? I'm going to the supermarket tomorrow to confirm.
>>67476421
yeah, the superman one is really good
the batman one tastes weird
>>67475386
yeah, it's a really good film
it might actually be the best superhero film I've seen since The Dark Knight
I don't know what the critics were smoking, bad influence from Marvel, maybe?
ITT: Films that start light-hearted just to crush your soul later on.
How did it start light-hearted?
I really liked this one
I loved that movie!!
>Side characters
>More interesting and popular than the main one.
How is it possible? The writers did it in purpose?
You're not implying Batman is a side character in Batman vs Superman are you?
>>67474730
you are just an edgy kid who cant relate to a good morally sound non autistic character
>Batman
>Side character
BEFORE YOU THINK OF WATCHING THE BvS CAMRIP THINK TWICE AND STOP
WB DESERVES ALL OF OUR MONEY
GO BOOK A TICKET FOR BvS AND STOP GIVING MONEY TO DISNEY MARVEL KIKES
CAPEKINO 4EVER
just watched the camrip
its pretty good movie. I agree, go to the theater
The cam is awful, no one's watching that shit.
Shit, there's finally a camrip?
I went to se BvS yesterday but I couldn't stop myself from watching Cloverfield instead
>Eisenberg was going to play Jimmy Olsen
>They were actually thinking about getting Cranston for Lex Luthor or other old bald guys
>Nah let's secretly kill Olsen and get Eisenberg for Lex!
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DEFEND THIS FUCKING HACK?!?
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/25/batman-v-superman-jimmy-olsen
Why couldn't Billy Zane play Lex?
Told you Zack was a hack
If Cranston played Luthor wasting Cranston as Luthor would have made the movie even worse.
Can you name a single thing wrong with this film other than that it's popular or it's "reddit"?
Story was rather forced.
No point in sympathy for those bitches in white.
Boring as hell MC.
Strong independed old asian woman vs neo nazis.
Other guys change of heart was too fast.
Going back was retarded on so many levels.
It brought up a cancerous fanbase, that believes there is really nothing wrong with the movie.And just to make sure. All in all I liked it.
In a world where gasoline and water are scarce everyone is inexplicably driving fuel guzzling monstrosities which go through coolant like a Catholic priest through altar boys.
>>67474495
>film called mad max
>a fucking ugly old handless cunt is the main charatcer
So this faggot is Han and Leia's son who turned dark, even though had two decent parents. His daddy issues, which are unexplained, lead him to throw constant temper tantrums and murder his own father. Is it even possible to come up with a cheesier character plot?
Plus he doesn't even look like he would be the receiver of their genetics. He just looks like a tool.
Nothing about him is really explained, and I have no interest to go through another two hours of bullshit cinema a few years from now to find out more.
That being said, Episode VIII will most likely break box office records.
Kylo Ren is one of the few "villians" out there who strives for authenticity. Extremely unpopular right now, when a few corporations dominate all media and people are inundated with "ironic" and "socially conscious" consumerism.
Can't afford to even think about being a 'real' person when I've got my smartphone apps and netflix shows to catch up on else be left out of that all important loop of idiots praising the same stupid shit over and over.
Gen X and it's ideals are even more ephemeral than the hippies who were gunna take over the world with love. Podcasting, Indie music and film was the actual crash of the wave - the high water mark.
A mockery of authenticity is the future, Bigotry, shame, and hatred for people who want to hold on to tradition, just like the French revolution it will be the guillotine for all those deemed 'establishment' while the actual establishment and status quo supporters change their tunes to superficially match the ravenous rabble too fucking stupid to realize they're all god damn fascists.
>>67474535
Bollocks.
>>67474535
came here to post this
What would be the first game you would play with your savior Howard if you were in his comfy shelter with him?
>>67474458
Portal
>>67474458
I would like to play "where'd my hand go?"
>>67474458
LOST: The Game
What was his fucking problem?
He got cucked
BOIS
God didn't stop his daddy from beating him so he hates God
He made the first Superhero film that could actually be taken seriously. He made a masterpiece that genuinely made you care about the characters but the world wasn't read for cape-kino, /tv/ you were right. So we'll hunt him, because he can take it. He's not a capeshit director. He's a cape-kino guardian. A cape-kino director. He's based Snyder.
>the film and all of its subplots suddenly stop for 5 minutes just so wonder woman can introduce each member of the justice league
Anybody that defends this trash is a moron or a contrarian pseduo film buff.
This shit isn't even a film it's just a launchpad to try and jumpstart a cinematic universe. It's essentially a product. This is the Amazing Spider-Man 2 all over again; cramming a bunch of shit into a film in an ill-advised attempt to create a cinematic universe. It's amazing how these rival studios don't understand that Marvel built their empire over the years, film by film. When will they learn? This shit doesn't happen overnight. You can't just jump into the team-up film with all the heroes. You have to earn it. You have to strive towards it. Establish those solo films and build your AESTHETIC.
>using a quote from the superior Batman film for your damage control nonsense
The irony.
>>67474221
Nice try marvel drone, but any criticism for this film can be tripled for any heavily market researched marvel film. Oh and nice copypasta.
hi i just saw Groundhog Day and i want to ask you /tv/ how would you try to get her in your bed if you were Phil ?
I drive
>>67474124
Do you think he ever raped her?
I'd just rape her after the first few failed attempts.
You live in a consequence free world, why not?
WTFFFFFF!!! Rotten Tomatoes can suck my dick!!
This movie was really good!! like reeeeally good!
Amazing acting all around, good characterisation for bats, supes and WW, god tier Superman saving people scenes, god tier action
8/10! just because it had a couple of problems with passing
It was 2 movies smashed into 1.
The movie we all wanted: Batman vs. Superman.
And the movie the studio execs tried to shove down our throats (set up for WW franchise, Aquaman, etc.)
IMO, the movie execs trying to cash in and artifically set up future movies completely ruined this.
This movie would have been 100x better without wonder woman and doomsday randomly thrown in..
>>67473861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwXfv25xJUw
how would breaking bad have been different if Walter White was african american? or asian? or a muslim?
He would fuck Jesse's tight bp
HOL UP
>>67473775
meth would have been shit and he would have taken half of it for personal use.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv2NRpG76Pg
leave capkino to me
>>67473677
Wtf was iron man 2 about? It's not the worst one but I can't remember anything aside from "i vant my burd", black iron man, a fight in iron man land, and a fight in a formula raceway
>>67473677
where the hell is ant-man?
What are some movies about prostitution?
L'Apollonide
taxi driver.
>>67473165
Pretty Woman.
