>raised in a strict scientologist house in southern california
>parents wouldn't let me watch many movies
>no internet, video games, television or radio allowed by parents
>home schooled
>one of the VERY few movies I was allowed to watch was Battlfield Earth
>think it was GOAT movie
>watch it as many as 3 or 4 times in one day on our DVD player
>later find out the everyone else in the world considers it a laughing stock and one of the most reviled movies of all time
I-It's not that bad, right?
>>67545641
Your parents should be euthanized.
>>67545641
What other kino did they let you watch?
>>67545641
It's crazy to me that people are raised in 'scientologist households'
>"Wait....what's my line anon?"
everyone gets old, anon...you too.
>>67545522
Welcome to the rock!
>>67545766
One day in 2066 you, me and OP will suddenly remember this moment when we were posting in some shitty thread on some ancient website.
How come 4:3 90's sitcoms are better and more comfy than 16:9 modern sitcoms?
Careful, tipping your fedora too far may cause it to fall off.
Because modern sitcoms are uncreative and appeal to shit-tier humor like sex, alcohol and other crude material. Fresh Prince was based because it was a fish-out-of-water setting and Will Smith nailed his role.
>>67545448
Because we associate them with the time when we were kids and our world was sunny, smelled fresh and tasted sweet.
Because they actually shoot the actor underwater, he's movements were justified, as to being hindered by the pressure of water pushing against him. BUT, motherfucker is Aquaman. Underwater is his home, where he was born, where he thrives. He should be moving like a Fucking Shark.
>>67545184
He still looked like a fucking idiot trying to look threatening , like Hulk Hogan doing his signature pose.
>>67545184
I instantly thought this as well
Was a terrible scene
>MUH OCEANS
Trying to make Aquaman some kind of badass is so fucking lame. Every time Superman or Batman shows up and they have to deal with Aquaman first because it's his jurisdiction all I think is "oh fuck off you fucking faggot, nobody gives a shit about you or your kingdom."
>Han Solo!
>Yer a ded man.
what did he mean by this?
Yer was a childhood friend of his and he blames Han for his death.
It's obvious.
I honestly thought he was pic related
>>67545061
Memes man
Memes
So why didn't he just run away with his kawaii waifu?
She died don't ya know
>>67544854
Ah jeez
>>67544827
But he tried, then he sent her to the slaughter on a well called hunch.
MARTHA?
>>67544619
Wayne?
>>67544619
What did you say?
>>67544619
was that the worst scene in the entire movie?
>tfw i invented baneposting
TDKR general
[Spoiler]I'm CIA[/spoiler]
How does it feel bringing 4chan down to reddit levels of trash?
I don't know whether to pin a medal on you or shoot you dead. Maybe shoot you then pin a medal on your corpse.
>>67544088
Feels good man
So what happened to them?
>>67543930
Died after most of the got raped.
>>67544296
The one survivor they found was not raped. The doctor checked and the other fat bitch that came screaming down the cliff was also not raped.
>taylor swoft as samantha carter
>watkins tudor jones as jack oneill
>not sure who could play tealc
>daniel radcliff as dr jackson
who could play the rest of the characters in an SG1 reboot?
>>67543608
>>taylor swoft as samantha carter
You are the fucking devilshe should play Ra
>>67543624
but she looks perfect for the part ofr samantha and is probably the only women in hollywood who is smart enough to be convincing
>>67543608
>Taytay as Capt Carter
Why? Because they are both blond and have a vagina? They have starkly different personalities and Taytay acting skills are non existent, so no way that'd work, unless Capt Carter will be rewritten as a ditzy slut
>>67543313
>check facebook
>no outrage
you is a liar
>>67543356
here you go
>>67543661
pls no, he was the best at everything
all the girls in camp going to be cold tonight
RIP
>people on the internet think this show is good after season 3?
Does /tv/ think so too?
>>67543179
>tfw huge supermanfag
>tfw watching this show every week for 10 years
>tfw get a gf in the middle of season 10
>tfw finally get to the finally and clark is about to reveal the suit
>yes, yes its all been worth it to see this final moment
>hear her yell "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" as he opens his shirt
>mfw
SOMEBODY
>>67543179
I only watched a couple episodes that I really enjoyed. Should I watch this from start to finish anons?
I stepped out of the theater after watching Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice™ and literally fell to my knees and thrust my arms into the air.
"SNYDER!!!!" I cried.
I cried so much for the first time in my life.
I went in to the movies jaded and cynical after reading all the /tv/ posts how much Snyder was a hack, Man of Murder, Stop my invincible son and expected absolutely trash from the movie but I was wrong. So wrong.
I couldn't believe the masterpiece I had just witnessed. I felt like throughout the entire film Snyder himself was speaking to me, thru Metropolis and Gotham, his love and dedication was there. He assured me that a new era of cape movies has arrived, a new era to save us from these lackluster regurgitated capeshit movies we are accustomed to.
During the battle with Doomsday, the people around me were so enthralled and were convulsing and speaking in tongues, their spit and tears flying everywere, some landing on me, but I didn't care. I was already in full spasm from the orgasmic capekinography I was seeing.
As the movie ended, everyone in the cinema cried. Like wailing and sorrowful crying. Nobody said a word but everyone in there had the same feeling. "Forgive us Snyder for we do not know what we have done"
In all seriousness this a solid 12/10.
I'm still wiping my tears as I try to relive that moment, I'm afraid I will never experience this exhilarating joy and sadness ever again in my life.
Thank you Snyder... Thank you...
>>67543094
K enough with the memes
Is this movie good or not
I want to see it tonight
I'm an expert in Kabbalistic and ancient Hebrew and Aramaic numerology and the values of the letters that make up S-n-y-d-e-r are exactly the same as "Christ" or "he who is anointed by G-d"
If you translate "Deborah" it gets even weirder
>>67543180
It's shit
You have 10 seconds to prove you're Borg, or you will be assimilated.
>>67543074
Shows what you know, I'm already assimilated.
>>67543074
Why does it matter? I'll be Borg either way.
what the fuck are all those stupid fucking hoses for anyway
Why isn't /tv/ watching this? It's the natural successor to Mad Men and watching Richie fuck up his life has been a lot of fun so far.
>>67542872
/tv/ has horrible fucking taste. Pretty lousy episode tho. Especially after Ernst's last week. I mean at some point, Richie's going to have to stop fucking up royally.
looks more like the natural successor to That 70's Show tbqh fampai
I watched the first ep and it failed to draw me into its world.
