can we all agree on the fact that the mayor part of /tv/ actually liked the movie?
I mean the positive comments out-weight the negative ones by a large margen and according to a mod, like 3 anons are the ones in charge of all the shitposting, which it really tells about how contrarians act
Are russians evil in this flick? Didn't watch it
Who won the fight, was Supes reallyholding back and could have rekt batman or did Bats actually won and could have killed him with the spear?
>>67566173
There are no russians in the movie. Hes just saving some shuttle that crashed.
>>67566239
Superman didn't want to beat batman which kind of defeated the whole point of watching the movie. Obviously superman would win if he wanted to
Literally the only thing wrong with BvS
>>67565115
>Lois didn't show her tits
>henry didn't show his dick
>no ben affleck Quran quoting to Supermab
Doomsday's design was garbage too. And what was with the shooting rays stuff? Fucking unnecessary.
>>67565163
To be fair, doomsday is a shorty bad guy to begin with. He's basically a video game boss and has a shitty origin on te comics, might as well just make him another big bad
Are you telling me this stupid video game ass movie is better than Batman v. Superman
2016 is the worst year ever
>>67564139
Yes. BvS is only barely better than Gods of Egypt.
>>67564139
>6.5 vs 5
Barely, but apparently it's pretty good.
>6.5/10
People give it a thumbs up for effort it looks like.
Was I the only one who thought that BvS wasn't that bad? I found it quite entertaining desu.
>>67563687
It's a movie for guys that like movies.
>>67563687
It's fine actually, I hope it does well
I enjoyed it greatly, and am now looking forwards to the following films, especially Suicide Squad. I think AfleckBats is now my favorite portrayal. It actually made me kind of like Superman, which is a feat in itself. And for the first time ever, Wonder Woman was more to me than attractive scenery.
I loved the atmosphere, especially the Gotham scenes, and even Doomsday was genuinely menacing.
>Became a commander/general for the rebels
>Threw it all away and went back to smuggling
FUCKING WHY?
>>67562826
Fuck you that's why
Because episode 7 hit the reset button and literally everything established previously became irrelevant
his commanding position was all an elaborate scheme to smuggle stuff
ITT:Actors that you want to chill with
Based Coxxxx, seems like a total bro, id hang with him everyday
>>67562750
Henry Cavill
Chris Evans
Jackie Chan
>>67562797
i dont think hanging with Cavill right now will be fun at all, anon
>>67562967
You're there to give him a shoulder to cry on and a body to hug.
The film's biggest problem is that it's a convoluted mess if you aren't a mega comic book no life nerd.
It expects to much out of its audience. It wants you to assume and know the entire plot of the film before going in. It wants you to do this because it doesn't have time to explain character motivations and plot points because it's too busy cramming shit in its two hour runtime in an ill-advised attempt to jumpstart a cinematic universe.
This film doesn't care about or respect it's audience. It's major priority is creating a money safety net for the next ten years.
>>67562598
BRUCE, FIX MY GODDAMN DOOR
>>67562598
/board
>>67562598
Give it up, faggot, you di$ney/marvel and dc cucks, were all blown the fuck out by Deadpool.
Is there anything this man can't do?
Make a good movie.
>>67562490
Make a good film.
>>67562490
direct
why was his wife mad at him at the end
>>67562486
Because she wanted to fuck a bull
It's fiction
>>67562486
Because he was strong-armed into fucking a pig and didn't particularly resist? Imagine being her and now having to sleep next to that guy. Hell imagine if it was your girlfriend and she was made to fuck a black guy. And she came. And now you're trapped with a disgusting coal burner slag.
Eh, who am I kidding, you'd probably pay for that to happen.
Pitch a film with Arnold playing the lead. Come on, do it.
Wolverine 3: Old Man Logan
Jingle All the Way 2
Mobile Strike The Movie
What's the best order to watch them in?
order 66
IV V VI VII
>>67562210
win
/thread
Thoughts?
I enjoyed it, it was a nice conclusion for the trilogy.
1 > 2 > 3
>>67562135
underrated
>the plot was incoherent and hard to follow
Literally WHAT?
The plot was pretty clear and straightforward. It jumped around quite a bit but that's what happens when you have multiple characters to introduce and set up.
Is it so hard to make a mental note of the last reference point or do audiences have to be spoonfed everything that happens right as it's happening?
>>67561887
>do audiences have to be spoonfed everything that happens right as it's happening?
Sadly, they do
Literally who are you quoting you dumb motherfucker?
>>67562145
Literally every critic and pseudo critic who's voiced their opinion about the movie.
Does /tv/ like How I Met Your Mother?
I thought this show was great til I watched Friends all the way through and found out half the jokes were taken from it
BAZINGA
There are much better sitcoms, there are much worse sitcoms, it's above average.
The actual plot of the show was honestly pretty good and heartwarming and all the junk tho
Live telly edition
>>67561725
It's always the gay loser that get's away with touching a woman's asshole on live tv.
>>67561770
>Phil Schofield
>gay loser
get out
