pitch 'em 'ere
>In victorian era england, Oscar wilde sits in a bar and is interviewing a man named Dorian Gray for a biography, Gray has lived a life of sin, promiscuous sex, gambling and addiction, Gray also reveals that he is immortal, bound to a portrait of himself that he lost. Wilde asks Gray what he is exactly, Gray replies with "To define is to limit".
>Cut to modern 2015, Dorian Gray has lived through eras,war after another, He has mastered what ever it is needed to be mastered, He's considered a genius but in reality he just had all the time in the world to study everything, but the bottomline is, Dorian Gray is bored.
>Dorian Gray decides to spend the century as a detective to keep himself busy, He is partnered with a rookie cop named, Matthew, and they solve crime in a killer of the week fashion
>Dorian is haunted by his inner demons as well as his past that keeps on coming back to him, particularly memories of his first love, Sibyl Vane. Vane's descendants, has passed the story of how Dorian Gray ruined their family to generations after generations of Vanes, Vane's latest descendant, James, now an agent of interpol tracks Dorian's current whereabouts.
>The story would be about immortality and how it affects someone, how it turns people 'gray', the story would imply that Gray would setup murders himself to spice things up, it would be at the same format of Sherlock
>predator miniseries
8 or so episodes of a predator/s appearing in different situations. eg, episode is about bank robbery, predator appears. or episode is about mafia, predator appears. etc etc
might work better as a movie, but I think you could pull off 8 different situations an hour each one.
>WW1 miniseries.
shitty trench life and horrors of wars back then.
>>67551118
This sounds a lot like New Amsterdam. It's an interesting idea, shame that show didn't get any attention.
is it good?
>>67550377
No.
>>67550377
Its great, provided you can deal with visual storytelling.
It's pretentious as fuck and the ending is awful, but it does have great visuals, atmosphere, and music.
Favourite songs from this? This is mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ycLTwY_QlY
She still hasn't stopped removing her:
arm hair, including shoulders, knuckles, hands
armpit hair
leg hair, including thighs, upper and inner, as well as feet and toes
ass hair
nipple hair
belly hair no matter how far up it goes
mustache and other facial hair
When she does, then we'll talk.
>>67550234
Is that black woman Dee's mom from The Wire? She's infuriatingly ugly.
The big jew titties song really makes me moist.
Is daredevil worth watching or is it typical capeshit?
>>67550164
Best thing Marvel's ever done.
We're not talking about a masterpiece, but it's pretty solid.
>>67550164
>capeshit
It's capekino
>>67550179
/thread
I just brought you Batman V Superman. What did you think about it? Do you have any questions?
how much do you bench ?
Why did you rush out a BvS film rather than doing another Superman film and a standalone Batman film beforehand?
why did you cast gal gadot
>the last 15 minutes
why?
>>67549942
Because FUCK YOU that's why.
>>67549942
I liked that they tried something new, I liked that they gave the audience the satisfaction of showing the alien and the fighting. It made sense for the character after all her choices during the second act of the film too.
People really didn't like the end of this?
It was too good and if it isn't capeshit, some producer will surely try to fuck it all up
The aliens were literally added at the very end and apparently John Goodman wasn't a fan of it at all
That movie you have watched multiple of times and yet for some reason you shamefully don't own the BLURAY.
I will order it this month
seriously you guys
>>67549794
Blue velvet
>>67549794
>implying /tv/ are not a bunch of cheap skates who watch movies on a shitty laptop let alone purchase a movie now and then
>>67550376
Blu Ray collection threads are always notably sparse.
Seriously, what the fuck is this dude's problem?
he's just bad at acting.
>>67549452
High-functioning autism
Small dick
Jew
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
Why didn't they just give the spear to Wonder Woman? She already cut off doomsdays arm and stabbed him a couple of times, she's capable with a weapon especially if it weakens him.
Why did superman decide to fly it into him??????
>>67549283
The whole movie is legit retarded. Don't waste any time thinking about it. It's just bad.
>>67549283
STOP NOWSEVERELYWEAKENED SON
>>67549324
holy shit my sides
Just saw this.
It's just absolute nonsensical shit. No clue why garbage keeps getting cult followings. No real idea why my girlfriend loves it so much either.
Post other movies you saw recently that are shit ITT.
>>67549253
So you are to stupid for it?
>>67549253
Why are you not trembling with Antici..........
>>67549253
>No real idea why my girlfriend loves it so much either.
She has no idea either.
Are there any actresses that you like that are not beautiful?
>>67549027
Kristen Schaal
>>67549027
DIS THREAD BE DA DEVIL!
>>67549027
Julia Roberts
I mean, she's pretty and seems really nice. But she's not a 10/10.
Why did he hate superman and why did he want superman to kill batman
>>67549018
I'm nothing without you batman
>>67549018
Because Zack Snyder is a shitty director and forgot to add that part into the plot, needed to make room for 15 more minutes of people throwing each other into music and BWAAAMMMMMMMM music.
>>67549018
This is why I discard any opinion that is not my own.
I cant believe how poor the comprehension skills of some people are.
He didnt want Superman to kill Batman, he wanted Batman to kill Superman.
He said "Bring me the Bat's head" to Superman just to make him fight, knowing that the alien would perish cause Batfleck had stole the kryptonite.
Post fictional characters from any kind of media that is literally /tv/.
>>67548800
>/v/
But Trevor is showing up on TWD finale so I hope he doesn't get killed off right away.
Michael is /film/
>>67549086
Michael loves 80s action flicks.So I agree. He's /film/ to the core.
So im visiting family in brit-bong land.
Having sunday dinner with family after which we decide to watch james bond 007 view to a kill.
One scene where Zorin and his black hench-woman trap bond and his girl in an elevator which is petrol bombed above from zorin.
Bond climbs on to the fire ravaged elevator roof through a hatch.
To james bonds 007's horror the steel cables which operate the elevator are melting at a very alarming rate.
Under 3 Minutes easily.
What other films or tv programmes have instance's where steel has melted in a matter of minutes.
bumpformorediscuss
I was hoping this to be a Bond thread, but you want it to be about films where steel melts very quickly
this is my issue
>>67548789
>that transexual nigger in the poster
Would you let him eat your beans?
>>67548664
Based manlet
Sure... you wanna fuck my wife too?
He hates qieers, of course I would.
