Is this a certified comedy classic?
>>67870650
Yes, watch it at your convenience
Why didn't Weird Al make more movies? This was much funnier than his music.
>you will never buy 9 spatulas and get the tenth for 1 penny
Why even live?
How come the flash on tv doesn't have muscles?
>>67870220
Eh b0ss
>that scene where the Flash shoved Batman's hamster down the garbage disposal
Why is Snyder such an edgelord?
>>67870220
Please show me on the fuccboi in your image his muscles
how is there not a thread on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrK1f4TsQfM
So this is Weekend at Bernie's with a slightly more animated corpse and a bit more delusion.
>>67864901
There was a thread, slowpoke.
She's right though.
Evolution can't explain why we love people who are already dead.
>>67870097
>evolution can't explain why affection, the desire for affection, and the pain from the absence of affection, exist
It's called "in-group morality" and, basically, you are a C student in science class.
>>67870097
It's so you're more likely to care for the children that you had with them and ensure that the time you've invested isn't wasted.
In our more primitive hunter-gatherer mode, it's assumed that humans that like each other escalate to fucking and reproducing pretty quickly, and that anyone who you've mated with for long enough to 'love' is also pretty much guaranteed to be parent to your offspring.
>>67870097
Yes it can. The person is a genetic defect who wont reproduce
> I am uncomfortable with the thought of this Jewish ritual. Are you sure it is necessary?
Honestly Belloc never actually answers this question. Why did he cosplay as a rabbi when opening up the ark?
>>67869954
Since when do rabbis dress like that?
>>67870014
I assume that Spielberg would know what a rabbi looks like.
>>67870014
Found the Jew.
Plebbit's God said that capeshit is literally for children after 9:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJQHakkViPo
>>67869939
Dave Rubin is based
>said Doctor Who was like chicken nuggets
>told feminists to fuck off after bag lady joke
>left QI because he knows it's turning into a forced diversity circlejerk
>has been fucking boys for decades
>now says capeshit is for children
Absolutely based
GOOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVNING
Actors who will never do capeshit
Why is Denzel so based?
He did a comic book movie, though.
>>67869841
But to answer your question - based Goose refused to do like a dozen of superhero films.
>Erik Bauersfeld, who memorably voiced the Rebellion's Admiral Ackbar in Return of the Jedi and Star Wars: The Force Awakens, has died. He was 93.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/erik-bauersfeld-dead-admiral-ackbar-880618
http://www.starwarsunderworld.com/2016/04/erik-bauersfeld-voice-of-admiral-ackbar.html?m=1
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWt_kjS3JVY
>>67869693
IT'S A STICKY!!!!
>>67869693
ITS A TRAP ;_;
He fell for that trap one last time.
F
why did they kill off Elektra?
>>67869604
Because Matt is a catholic, so he can never be happy
For the same reason everybody dies in capekino: to come back
Cus she was awful, hopefully she's gone for good.
I want to watch the season 2, but I haven't watched the first one, would you describe it in a nutshell?
> Blind man saves a city
Blind man gets the shit beaten out of him many, many times.
>>67869511
Season 1 spoilersIt explains Matt's origin story, how he met Stick, lots of really awesome fights, he puts kingpin in jailthat's all i can remember
Jesus fucking christ, her career is over after this
>>67869387
the book was so dumb
>>67869387
*SNAP*Neighbors 2 might save it, first one made good money, she looks fucking awful though
>>67869387
She'll be fine. Her buddy Hillary will give her some job at the whitehouse if she wins.
How do you feel about Ghost In The Shell?
ghost in the shell? more like low iqs neuromancer
haha my friend
they're gonna ruin it arent they
can someone explain the ending?
Haven't watched it in forever but knowing Jodorowsky it didnt mean shit and was just empty symbolism
That they were not prisoners to audio-visually based sensations?
Probably a renunciation of the belief that you can photograph the light of a 'true guru'? A denial of objectivity? Who knows.
ZOOM
It's so much better in retrospective. At the time it felt like a rehash, which it kind of is, but it actually feels like its own thing at the same time. Kevin Spacey was so fucking good as Luthor. My only complaint is that there should have been more dialogue between him and Superman, that he should have kidnapped superman's son to raise the stakes even higher, and that superman should have felt the kryptonite as soon as he landed on the island.
Gorgeous movie, scenes like the earthquake in metropolis that were very chaotic without being destruction porn like MoS, and some really cool little moments. ('Lois Lane??' As lex brushes his teeth, lex discovering superman's son, the kryptonite shank)
Routh held his weight. He wasn't Christopher Reeve, but that's a tough act to follow. His Clark was a different kind of dorky, more of a cute and cuddly nice guy than a spineless beta. Ad superman he was good, he just should have spoken louder. The actor who played Jimmy Olsen was likeable and Parker Posey was sexy as fuuuuuuuuck.
Do what I said above, and swap Bosworth for Parker as Lois, and this would be the greatest superhero movie of all fucking time.
The movie was dumb. If the Christian imagery bothered people in MoS, in here people would be vomiting because of it. Lex's doing another real state scheme. Thanks to the stupid retcon Superman not only his a deabeat dad but also pretty much date-raped Lois. There's no fucking action whatsoever.
I can go on, but seriously?
>>67869299
It's a quasi-reboot in the Donnerverse. The events prior are ambiguous. I just see it as a tribute movie, not a sequel.
Lex's plan was awesome. His heart was only half in the real estate part of it. This was his ultimate humiliation of Superman, taking all he has left of his father, making a giant mockery out of his homeworld- that's lethal to him might I add, while billions are also about to soon die.
Its similar to his scheme in the original, while being nothing like it at the same time.
I liked the scene where Superman flies all over the place, saving people.
more like John Nehandertal
litterally a caveman
>>67868758
You ever unga bunga, Red?
you say that like its a bad thing
>Muh famwy
I think he overdid it desu
