Remember when Charlie Brooker was good?
>>67874237
Nope
>>67874237
>he will never do more Screenwipe
The last few series of Weeklywipe were pretty lame too
He was never good.
>Red Skull makes a cameo, don't know if after credits scene or not, along with a guy who wears the same contraption against a green screen like the stuntman who played Groot in GOG (leg extensions and some shit duct taped to his forehead - except this time the guy wears some sort of long dark trench coat)
>Crossbones kills Cap ofcourse, Barton kills Crossbones.
>really edgy Crossbones, executes people ISIS style.
>something happens to Black Panther where he goes to another black magic african negro dimension of some sort for a good part of the movie - basically he can see everyone else but they can't see/interact with him except for very short periods of time. like a ghost, but a cool ghost.
>the 'hueg fight' takes place at the 60 minutes mark for twelve seconds, then Ant-Man-Giant-Man walks in, grabs Vision and pulls a Hulk-smash-Loki-omg-PunyGod-lol.
>Falcon is barely in this, gets seriously wounded in a fight against Stark who gets mentally wounded/brainwashed in a 1v1 against Wanda - gets saved by Pepper Potts, can't see if she's still Extremis or not.
>don't be fooled by the trailers, this is yet another Cap detective movie figuring out stuff with BW as a double agent, the Russos playing it safe.
>Sharon Carter is way too important, they pull a BvS Lois Lane where she's forever in the right place at the right time, except Sharon has a gun, can punch awkwardly, and defuses every situation.
welp,
>>67874211
>Red Skull makes a cameo
Hugo Weaving has literally said he's never going to play red skull again.
>>67874211
Source: my ass
But wut about Spidey, doe?
ITT: Shows only YOU watched
>>67874469
Fuck I forgot about this show.
Remember when Batman was fun?
>>67874080
God i'd die if they did a 180 and the next movie was like this.
>>67874175
*die happy
>>67874080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFHY0NBsoNU
GOAT
>muh superheroz r better!!
>no MUH superheroz r better!!!
/tv/-2016
>>67873819
anon, get out while you still can. everyone who isn't involved with capeshit left /tv/. I just came back to see if there were any other stragglers.
capekiddos should be quarantined to co
>>67875123
where are we all going please? ive been stuck here scrolling down superhero threads for weeks
>hears Lois in trouble in fucking Africa
>gets there in like 5 minutes
>Martha is kidnapped and is being held a few blocks from him
>can't find her
>>67873766
Bravo Zack (well the writers)
>>67873766
Honestly, we don't know where he was when shit went down, I honestly figured he was right above her thousands of feet up observing, at the first sign of trouble he barreled in.
I thought he put a tracker on her or something, wasn't that what she pulled out of her purse?
Hi /tv/ I have an idea for a sitcom about 4 quirky film students. One day a hot girl moves across the hall and hilarity ensues!
here's a possible scene
>Girl walks on one of the guys working out
>Hi! What are you doing?
>Trying to get myself into shape, but it's really hard work. I wish I could montage all of this
>*cue laugh track*
>Could what?
>Montage is a film technique where you create the illusion of time passing by stringing together shots of progress. It's often used to show the main character get better at something during a long period of time without actually spending a lot of film length on it. So if I were to montage this, I would be in shape in like two minutes.
>*cue laugh track*
>Girl walks away with a confused expression on her face
>*cue laugh track*
>Guy starts working out while singing "Eye of the Tiger" to himself
>*laugh track*
What do you think? It would be called THE AUTEUR THEORY
>>67873707
Haha !
thats not a laugh track
its a live audience full of, so called, normal people
I think it would be funny if they sometimes mentioned the names of video games and stereotypically nerdy movies.
Would you want a sequel or TV show? I think it's perfect just by itself.
>sequel
>no Rickman
no thanks
A sequel with a new cast of characters being the remake cast would be great.
You could make a lot of fun on remake Trek movies and remake films in general, like the new characters can be total shit at their jobs and just want to blow things up instead of being diplomatic etc.
>sequel
just find the RATED R version and release that
What is going on here?
>>67873630
That robin, m8
>>67873630
Pointing her in the direction of Mecca, truly Ibn Al-Affliq is a pious follower of Allah (PBUH).
diversity casting for Mexican Penguin
It's going down tonight!
PennyxAlice
Penny's officially a bigger asshole than in the books.
He's much closer to Quentin and the group than he was in the books, and is intentionally hitting on Alice to get her "through the next hour", knowing that Alice is vulnerable and Quentin and her just did some big shit and she's trying to push it down
This is such a shitty adaptation.
>>67873503
Eh, can't adapt hte books as they are anyway.
Skip too much time.
They pass by 4 years with only highlights for each year and expositional dumps in like half the book
They are literally right next to each other! Why does Gotham even need Batman? Superman could fly across the water and murder the Joker within 10 seconds of his first crime.
>>67873255
>bigville
>smallville
wait a sec are both of these cities in kansas?
There's a nuclear power plant on Gotham's side irl.
On Metropolis's side there's a creepy place called woodland beach that has fist sized flys and meth addicts.
ITT: Characters you could take in a fight.
>>67873031
you forgot to say, * 'probably'.
>>67873031
Underrated thread.
Why didn't they cast Brock as Negan?
He's an aspie
because he's autistic
>>67872817
have you heard his voice?
sounds like a retarded parrot swallowed an porcupine
They were expecting a big fight, why did they not bring the roadblock unblocker...aka rocket launcher?
yeah they should've just go buy some more RPG rockets from the store
why did all the best fighters from hilltop/alexandria leave the communities at the same time?
>>67872801
it's the fucking apocalypse, they're lucky if they can find basic supplies let alone another fucking rpg
People seriously liked this garbage?
Holy crap, it was boring as fuck. Felt like I was almost like watching episode 4 again.
Literally no redeeming qualities.
Episode 3 is still be the best.
>calls TFA shit
>likes any of the prequels
>>67872850
liking episode 3 is the same meme as liking episode vi. It just brought back feels/nostalgia because of the last ending scenes. Plus, they both show sheev in his full glory.
Oh, look, this thread again.
