What's her superpower?
>>67999310
epic memes
she a strong lady who ha e a whip and the bracelets so when she puts them around the enemey the enemey say hey what are you doing that she goes in close to whisper in the ear that is right i am doing this
She's a strong independent woman.
for your pleasure
Scott Weinberg is easily the worst
Criticism is dead.
Correction, flick twitter.
Is this Christopher Lee's finest performance?
>>67999017
i havent seen him in anything else lmao
>>67999017
That would be marathon man
>>67999017
That's Peter Cushing dipshit
Hands down the biggest Stu in the history of Star Wars
>immaculately conceived
>master of one of the galaxy's deadliest sports
>builds a complicated robot from scraps
>destroys enemy starship through blind luck despite never having flown a star fighter before
>highest midocholrian count ever
>adored by mother and friends
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what the flying fuck does Stu mean? Is that a guy version of Mary Sue? If so, /TV/ you are the laziest cock sucking faggot ever and I'm done with your whore shit.
>>67998516
>no flaws
0/10 didn't even try
>>67998620
>what the flying fuck does Stu mean? Is that a guy version of Mary Sue?
Hello friend are you enjoying your first day on /tv/
serious question can someone explain me this film?
>>67998419
she was dead the whole time
>>67998419
>Feminism
i havent seen it but he likes murders his wife and goes on trial even though hes innocent
BATMAN v SUPERMAN IS AN OVERLOOKED MASTERPIECE
Already, the allusions to Excalibur have been pinpointed. However, this movie is full to the brim with references to cartoons, mythology, novels, movies, pop culture, etc. What brings up to the question: What's the oldest lie on Reddit?
What's the oldest lie on the internet? That Lex Luthor behaving like The Joker wasn't intentional.
The entire point of the movie is to show that the Superman mythos belongs to no one and everyone at the same time. This is the historical baggage that Snyder is aware these characters...
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>>67998380
There are many comparisons with the Nolan trilogy because this film embraces it as part of the mythos too. For instance, the Batmobile scene culminates in Batman running into Superman, while in the Nolan version he decides to spare the Joker on his motorcycle. The Gotham football team's uniform is the same color in both films. Rachel Dawes and Lois Lane are dropped from a skyscraper. The interrogation scenes of The Joker and Luthor are accentuated in one case because of its physical violence and in the other...
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>>67998412
We had already noted a lot of the hypocrisy of the reviews of BvS, but now the shit thrown at BvS are not actually faults of the movie specifically but of our own preconceptions of comicbook superhero movies.
All the reviews read as such: "Not what i wanted it to be." "I didn't catch all the logistics, fault the movie for not picking up on it." "The fact that i'm asking questions about the movie is somehow a fault of the movie." "The precise internal mechanics of the movie and their connection with my perception of the movie in relation to the story escaped me." "The movie presents an idea that is not only valid with the movie universe but in real life as well."
The main complaint was that the teaser scene breaks continuity, it's spliced right after Superman flies off to Gotham to face Batman. Snyder basically said, "I don't care, I'm going to put this scene in the place where most people will get annoyed by it, because everyone paid just to watch Batman and Superman fight," in itself proving that these scenes are manipulative corporate garbage.
It's precisely this uncomfortable reevaluation and redemption of sugary pop imagery that drives the film. "Snyder intends to resolve the conflict between commerce and art," as Armond White notes. The basic thesis is that Superhero franchises are antithetical to what Superman actually stands for.
The fact that not a single character behaved the way fanboys expected just proves the point that all this was intentional (for instance, Alfred isn't a butler and Lois isn't a typical lady in distress). "I'm not a lady, I'm a journalist," she proclaims, as she boldly challenges the men around her. Remember how she ambushes the Secretary of Defense, Swanwick, while he's in the men's bathroom.
kino
>tfw Americans have such shitty culture they celebrate a holiday based on a Bill Murray movie
>>67998226
Batemus Maximus
Ghostbusters is a holiday?
it's not based on the movie, it's an actual holidy you idiot
I finally get why this movie sucks now
It was made for the mainstream everyday normal person that has a casual understanding of what star wars is, the main objective to -enterain- this person for 2 hours
rather than, the main objective of continuing the lore and expanding the star wars universe, which would risk alienating and confusing casual moviegoers
Take for example A New Hope: that movie introduces the idea of "the clone wars" in a throwaway line. A line like that would have never made it in TFA since modern design-by-focus-group philosophy...
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It's less of a genre film than the OT. It feels like an early Speilberg movie tbqh
Ok
>>67998016
>movies are made to entertain
>TFA focused more on its own characters/conflict than filling in every blank since RotJ
>completely fallacious statement about how TFA isn't allowed throw away line world building because muh evil corporations even though that's exactly how it explains the relationships between the republic, resistance, and first order
This post isworth one quarter portion.
Muaahaaaaah the french
SHAM-PAIN
>>67997845
Ther iz a shampain fromPaul Máson the Autobotz fermentit ina bottle on Sybetronsh.
>>67997845
Was he autistic?
>>67997960
>and action please
Can someone explain me this film?
>>67997761
meme of the galaxy
guardians of the reddit
amirite?
>>67997761
It's The Avengers meets Farscape
>>67997761
A bunch of low profile crminals get an ancient artifact that happens to contain an infinity stone, Both the main villain and "big villain behind the curtains" want the stone too.
In the final fight the villain and the chaming antihero have a dance off, and finally the anithero holds the stone and defeats the villain. Then the "galactic police" set them free of charges, and explain the main character is half alien, and that's why he could hold the stone.
I believe you owe someone an apology, /tv/...
>>67997712
I'm sorry you can't find a fucking superhero movie.
I'M SORRY AL-BIN AFFLICKI
I SEE NOW ALLAH IS THE ONE TRUE GOD AND MOHAMMAD IS HIS PROPHET
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>67997712
I'm sorry you, a more than competent director, had to powerlessly watch Hack Snyder burn what should have been the greatest capeshit flick in years to the ground. You were the hero we needed, and the hero we deserved, but WB is run by fucking morons.
What's the funniest show ever? Is it this?
>>67997438
Right you are, Ken.
can someone link that one stream that plays this 24-7? I can't seem to find it.
>action scene
>ode to joy starts playing
>aerial assault scene
>ride of the valkyries
end of the world scene
>canon in d starts playing
>hero finishes shooting villains
>reloads while he walks away
>bullet casings and magazine casually drop on the floor
So the emperor has Directv now?
>>67997309
just fuck my continuity up
>>67997309
Heh
>>67997371
Its like the Hubble Telescope's lens. They installed it upside down the first time, and no we're seeing it installed rightside up! XD
Sup /tv
Ive started a movie club at my school where we stay after school watch a movie than discuss it. Since I came up with the idea I have been asked to pick the movie. Im going for something thats enjoyable but also smart and symbolic. Im thinking Punch Drunk Love since its not crazy "complicated" like Tarkovsky or something, but its not as reddit as forrest gump. Any other suggestions for what we would watch?
>>67997211
>Picks a PTA movie
>not The Master
I would go with something from Fellini t b h
Break fast club
You see it's like, they're on a break, but they're on a fast as well, and it's kind of like a club,rite? idk
>>67997274
I would love to do the Master, its my personal Fav of PTA but this movie club has some 17/16 year olds in it and teachers, not that they would care would just be a bit awkward. Also I was thinking Fellini's 8 1/2 but this is only the first film we are watching, I want the club to be more about introducing people to films. I was thinking maybe we could do Fellini later, I don't want to instantly throw them Fellini since they probs wont appreciate him, maybe after a few sessions IL show them one