We Attack on Titan now fäm
>>67988917
>duel wielding heroine
fuck me, could this get any worse
also, lol at that one dude running in a zig zag pattern so she doesn't look slow as fuck
>>67988917
When's Mary Sue going to figure our she can turn into a titan and charge the AT-AT's and knock them down?
Are the Death Star plans in the basement?
Actors you would let fuck your wife
He deserves it just for being such a great actor. If he asked I'd let him because he's such a bro.
I'm dead serious, as long as they let me watch
JJ abrams, just so afterwards she could tell how terrible it was for six months
Goddamn, Henry Cavill is a cutie
I'm not gay but I'd probably even let him fuck me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJTF77uy0iQ
Is this show good?
Hit Clone Wars levels of good a couple times in season 2, but it's good enough.
>>67988745
It's pretty average. Season 2> Season 1. Also the Season 2 finale was excellent.
I wouldn't recommend it. I can't believe all the star wars animations are this incredible stiff and lifeless. The same goes for clone wars. I can't watch it without vomiting in my mouth.
>expect true kino
>instead get a cheesy b-movie
That merlin accent
>memed /tv/ underground favorite
>anything but a b movie that doesn't deserve to be forgotten
It's like you're a newfag or something
>>67988708
>Merlin
>not kino
Do you even dragon?
the deleted scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89z4TgPfGc0
now you know why finn didnt have his gun against kylo.
>>67988606
Because a galaxy far far away I'd actually hell
these scenes are fucking cringy. leia is such a shit actor. never underestimate a droid yet she gives no fucks that poe is gone. and the snow chase scene has no dialogue and no point
>>67988606
God the first one was so bad, the second one was useless, third one was a stupid introduction to Leia. Kylo's scene in the Falcon was good, and the speeder chase would have been nice if longer but there was already a shit ton of action in the movie. They should have put that instead of X-Wing vs TIE fighter action. And the last one meh, we already know Finn isn't gonna die so it's useless
can someone explain the plot to me?
Something something blackmail, something something drugs lmao, something something sex.
>>67988664
wut
>>67988870
>wut
Precisely.
Why does the Internet hate this movie so much? I don't know a single person irl who dislikes it, yet I haven't seen a single positive comment for it online.
>being positive on the internet
>ever
There's your problem, m8
>>67988451
The internet jizzes over mediocre trash like Fury Road and John Wick all the time.
>>67988421
people IRL aren't very interested in talking about how much they dislike things, because being blithely upbeat and positive is more appealing in person. on the internet creating drama is the only way to get attention so negativity is more common.
What animal would have you chosen ?
Me, an eagle, so I can fly the fuck away to some remote forest.
Also inb4 "a lobster"
Honestly?A dog
GORILLA
n fuckin TEAR SHIT UP
LIKE DONKEY KONG
Wouldn't have mattered what I choose, I would have got a wife within a day or so
>white male leads in Star Wars? Gross! Not while I'm in charge. #WomynPower!
I don't know why you guys are acting so buttblasted & surprised. Kathleen from the start has said that she's essentially turning Star Wars into Hunger Games in Space.
This isn't our franchise anymore.
Would you lick her feet if it meant getting a role in an upcoming Star Wars movie, /tv/?
Nobody cares faggot
You are not forced to watch it
>>67988355
Aw man, you can tell she's bitter as shit from that look. Probably been used and abused by Chads in her prime.
>storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business
>>67988298
BECAUSE STORIN DEAD NYUIKKAS AIN'T MY FUCKING BUISNESS
That's why
>>67988298
>>67989231
what did he mean by that?
>>67988298
Of all Tarantino's forced and awkward cameos, this was his most awkward and most forced. Cringe right from the outset. "Do you see a sign?" uuuuugh
A despicable corporate product of a movie, that leeches off the imagination of the man who created its universe, while simultaneously giving him a giant middle finger by erasing his expanded mythology and turning it into a vehicle for pandering fan service and a progressive, feminist agenda.
Episode 7 is nothing but glorified fan fiction made by a corporation desperate to get a return on their investment. With years of careful risk-benefit analysis, they were able to produce a film that upset the least amount of the rabid, vicious "original fanbase" as possible.
So "fans", you got everything you wanted. The prequels are but a memory, George Lucas is nowhere to be found, and you get all your original toys back, with just enough new shit to fool you into thinking your experiencing something fresh. You'll see the next 20 Star Wars movies and you'll get everything you begged to have, but you'll never be surprised.
When George Lucas first wrote the script for A New Hope, he wasn't trying to please anyone but himself. He wasn't feeding a hungry mob everything they wanted, he was crafting a story that he wanted to see told on film. After 6 great chapters, he finished his story.
So enjoy Disney's Star Wars movies until the end of time, but just remember that we may never see a film series so daring, ambitious, and above all, entertaining as George Lucas' Star Wars.
>>67988291
>A despicable corporate product of a movie, that leeches off the imagination of the man who created its universe, while simultaneously giving him a giant middle finger by erasing his expanded mythology and turning it into a vehicle for pandering fan service and a progressive, feminist agenda.
>Episode 7 is nothing but glorified fan fiction made by a corporation desperate to get a return on their investment. With years of careful risk-benefit analysis, they were able to produce a film that upset the least amount of the rabid, vicious "original fanbase" as possible.
>So "fans", you got everything you wanted. The prequels are but a memory, George Lucas is nowhere to be found, and you get all your original toys back, with just enough new shit to fool you into thinking your experiencing something fresh. You'll see the next 20 Star Wars movies and you'll get everything you begged to have, but you'll never be surprised.
>When George Lucas first wrote the script for A New Hope, he wasn't trying to please anyone but himself. He wasn't feeding a hungry mob everything they wanted, he was crafting a story that he wanted to see told on film. After 6 great chapters, he finished his story.
>So enjoy Disney's Star Wars movies until the end of time, but just remember that we may never see a film series so daring, ambitious, and above all, entertaining as George Lucas' Star Wars.
t. virgin
>>67988326
But all my female flatmates and normie friends agree
Choose an event or person from history you'd like to see represented on film. Name your director, screenwriter, cinematographer, and composer, and give us a rundown of the main cast.
Then we rate each other's submissions.
Constantinople 1453
>>67989371
nice rare
>>67988283
Simon Bar Kokhba and the third/last Jewish revolt against the Romans.
"How do I get out of this chicken suit outfit?"
>>67987868
Good, let's talk about how shitty Covenant will be.
>>67987868
You secure that shit hudson!
will based Sheev be in Rogue One?
>>67987856
Imagine if he is and Tarkin actually calls him Sheev
>>67988778
/tv/ would be bogged down by sheevposting for years
>span
"This isn't a rebellion isn't it? I rebel."
Whoa guys, you might say she's a.... rogue one
>>67987797
MOM'S GONNA FREAK!
>>67987797
I walked out of the room when I heard this.
>white girl rebelling
Does that mean there's gonna be interracial breeding
