ITT: Bad CG shots in movies
Why does he have such a blank look on his face when he's firing a gatling gun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J58VPpPrmQU
>>68004449
jesus christ this movies tries to be so 90s
>>68004757
That's why it's great
Why is his career so dead, bros?
-Criticised Jews
-Criticised The Academy
people keep misspelling his name
it's vigil morgenstein
>>68004340
should've adpoted a hollywood name like other actors before him
Easily the worst character in the whole film
he only wanted his little league scores
>Clark cover some random local sports team! And not something actually interesting!
i wonder why newspapers are dying
>clicks his heels three time and goes back to kansas I suppose
So fucking cringe
>it's a australians shitpost /tv/ at 3am episode
>>68004247
>Shitposts! On the intetnet! Must be Australians!
Are you Australian OP because your post is shit.
>>68004247
Oi, I'll glass ya, you cunt
It's late arvo/early evening here though.
I love this forced notoriety though. How such a big fat country manages to let itself be bullied by little old Australia is pretty pathetic.
Post cool movie pics. Whatever you got. Posters, stills, whatever floats your goat. I'll start boys
I just wanted to check if I was alone in my opinion that the new Star Wars movie is total garbage.
The main character is the TV tropes definition of a Mary Sue:
The prototypical Mary Sue:
She's exotically beautiful, often having an unusual hair or eye color, and has a similarly cool and exotic name. She's exceptionally talented in an implausibly wide variety of areas, and may possess skills that are rare or nonexistent in the canon setting. She also lacks any realistic, or at least story-relevant, character flaws
The canon protagonists are all overwhelmed with admiration for her beauty, wit, courage and other virtues, and are quick to adopt her as one of their True Companions, even characters who are typically antisocial and untrusting (Han Solo for example)
Other than that, the canon characters are quickly reduced to awestruck cheerleaders, watching from the sidelines as Mary Sue outstrips them in their areas of expertise and solves problems that have stymied them for the entire series.
In other words, the term "Mary Sue" is generally slapped on a character who is important in the story, possesses unusual physical traits, and has an irrelevantly over-skilled or over-idealized nature.
I could point out the movies MANY other flaws such as the total lack of respect for Han Solo, the complete lack of innovative thinking on the part of the writers,and the arbitrary renaming of the major factions.
I feel like even Attack of the Clones which was so boring I don't think I've ever watched the whole thing more than once was 10x better than this, as while it was dull at least it didn't trample upon all previously established lore.
I thought the part with the guy with the vibro blade was cool, and the beginning, the very beginning with the pilot was alright, I was hoping that guy was going to play a larger part in the movie.
>>68003844
You are alone. And wrong.
>TV tropes is your first reference
kindly kill yourself
Yep JJ Abrams fucking sucks.
Anyone care to explain why it's so bad that some people dislike the idea of casting for the sake of "diversity" or being "progressive".
The whole thing looks like "HEY! we know those Star Wars fan boys will watch anything so why not throw in these crappy characters so we can get a wider audience."
I'm bummed out because Star Wars is no longer a space opera, it's just devolved into a safe business decision. But FUCK ME RIGHT? Don't like it? Tough shit, saying anything even slightly negative about it will instantly label you as as misogynist. No way you're allowed to dislike it. Nope, it MUST mean you're sexist. It's like the new form of censorship.
You're free to like whatever you want, unless it doesn't fit a SJW narrative, then you're a shameful bigot and must be silenced.
Home of the free, my ass.
Cry harder, bitch
>>68003759
It's the "land of the free", not "home of the free" you buffoon
>stormtroopers depicted as space marines
This may be one of the most fedora images in existence
IT'S TOO LATE TO BACK OUT NOW, MAX.
YOU'RE EITHER WITH US ALL THE WAY ON THIS OR AGAINST US.
REPEAT AFTER ME, MAX: ALL FEMALE LEADS POST-TFA ARE MARY SUES.
ALL OF THEM. NO EXCEPTIONS.
SAY IT.
FUCKING SAY IT.
He didn't invent mary sues
>>68003588
He's right though. What proof is there she's a Mary Sue?
>Max thinks he invented the term mary sue
In the brightest day..
with backest dick
>>68003506
>backest
In blackest knight
What does tv think of King Kong?
#2small4godzilla
It was good
>>68003402
russled tbqh
I AM NO MAN
Norman?
>>68003352
God I hated her, such a complete Mary Sue.
>>68003352
>What are you, some faggot ass transexual cunt?
Jesus, Jackson.
>british accents
literally why?
But did you see that ludicrous display last night?
becouse fairy tails are medieval
Season finale is next week because its showig the last two episodes
I'm fuckin hyped
At least post the promo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhK21McsmDA
also who /rita/ here?
>>68003491
rita a shit
So f***ing based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0jnLWLwf8M
>>68003126
Looks like preop Brianna Wu
there is no way anyone can just have a voice that fucking faggy, whoever he is he seems likes hes really really trying to sell himself as a faggot
>>68003203
thats because both are men
I will say this about Quentin - the soundtracks in his films are fucking impeccable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b57KntD8thg
>>68003121
implying nothing else about the films reaches that same impeccability
>>68003210
Yeah, I hate this Tarantino is bad meme. The people saying that have probably watched his movies more than anything else.
>impeccable
Thats not a real word.
