Guess the movie
>>68003010
My wife's son
;__;
The war was lost
>>68003563
No treaties signed
I remember watching this on the stream
it blew the fuck up
one of the only gay characters that was relateable
Is this prime Lovecraft-core? Modern story, great private investigation, slow build to the occult shit.
I saw AM1200 the other day and that was alright, but short (it's a short). And didn't have what most of the shit that tries to sell itself as lovecraftian- fucking investigation!!! MYSTERY!
Please tell me there is more like this
>>68002834
Plus Vinnie Jones is a fucking monster. Love watching him hack
whack
choppin that meat
midnight meat train may have been the last movie i rented from blockbuster. pretty sure it was a straight to dvd thing that i picked up on impulse. turned out to be bretty gud.
>midnight meat train
sounds like a gay porno
I didn't even see this movie until recently, and yet it somehow manages to represent literally everything I loved about movies then and nothing I hate about movies now.
Movies that movies aren't like now general, i. e. sad old man thread?
I've always wondered if Fairuza Balk is a nice person. Has anyone met her? Just curious because she's a weirdo, but she seems really sweet in interviews. She also kind of looks a little crazy.
Return to OZ
The Never Ending Story
The Dark Crystal
Time Bandits
Labyrinth
Were there any other movies like this?
>>68003035
Legend
Jesus fucking christ /tv/, just watched the The Anvil Hoarder (1930) and I genuinely don't understand why this is held with such regard around here as top tier kino.
>the senseless dream-like opening with about twenty shots of horseshoes and dying goats completely disconnected from the entire movie
>that scene where Bauer and Elizabeth are about to fuck and it abruptly cuts to a hammer smashing crap legs on an anvil
>that scene where Samuel LaDupont passes the hammer and says...
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>>68002660
>it's an "anon tries to critique classic film without any sense of its place within film history" episode
read the zizek essay that came with the criterion edition and you'll understand its invaluable place in the didactic canon of pomo film
>>68002833
I did take a look at the Zizek essay, it only made me even more confused. The faggot didn't explain shit about the film, he just kept on talking about how Bauer represented the struggle of the lower classes and the anvil represented the socialist ideology for 12 pages straight.
>pomo film
More like PORNO film, amirite? Goddamnit, the erotic scenes were so fucking obnoxious.
>>68002660
>forgetting about the final montage of the anvil being melted down, recast, and forged into other anvils to comment on the cycle of life
Pleb.
>installing the disc
>it was literally built into the framework
This movie is already horrible.
That is actually upsetting.
the disc is the laser weapon. in the framework it could very easily be gap where the disc has to go. literally nitpicking for the sake of nitpicking.
>>68002646
They're just building the docking portion
pic related
Where's the sloots?
This is kino
>give me back my pocket pussy
>>68002579
Guilty pleasure ? But that show is great.
Mine would be buffy the vampire slayer
What are some movies that are similar to the thing?
The Hateful Eight makes for a good double feature with The Thing
>>68002592
The only thing in common is Kurt Russell.
Hateful 8 is a mediocre movie.
>>68002592
Kill yourself, you stupid faggot.
OP, it depends on what you're looking for. If you want the sort of Lovecraftian cosmic horror, then I'd recommend From Beyond.
If you're looking for that delightful 80's practical effects gore, then I'd recommend Hellraiser.
And if you're looking for an isolated community being picked off in the cold by monsters, then 30 Days of Night is a good pick.
meh, 2/10
and that's being nice
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unrelated to your post, my fears of an impending doom are back.
my every waking moment has me wracked with anxiety. i cannot loose myself from the surety of inevitable calamity waiting just beyond the horizon. I am in anguish.
>>68002388
>suuuuper maaan
;_;
Anyone see it yet? Jakes my husbando and ive seen all of his movies so I gotta know if its good to decide if I should see it tomorrow morning or Sunday night.
explain
He's looking swag as fuck in that 3 piecer, but I wonder how fit he his these days.
Probably sliding since jarhead imho.
Anyone else given up on TDS? I turned it off the other night while Trevor was half way through a liberal lecture on women soccer players deserving as much as the men and haven't watched since.
I feel like the show previously had an obvious liberal edge with Stewart at the helm but he mostly spent his time calling out hypocrisy and bullshit.
Now it's just yet another guy partaking in sustained lectures on progressive talking points. I find myself thinking "but that's wrong..." when he finishes every sentence.
>Stewart
Liebowitz
>it's don't admit that diversity is a failure because it destroys our entire narrative episode
>>68002393
Yes yes he was Jewish, but he still did a few bits on anti-vaxers and lunatic feminists and while obviously a democrat he wasn't a SJW.
Trevor spent 15 minutes lecturing on how women who play in an amateur league should earn as much as men who play in a professional one. Because it's 2016.
>Fiddling around with tools tightening and loosening small bolts
>No obnoxious soundtrack or loud co-host to distract from the action
>explanations of all of the oddball tools in glorious detail
Is this the comfiest program of all time?
Bump for autistic friendly programs.
>>68002569
where do I watch this ?
>>68002663
Ep 1.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4256hv_james-may-the-reassembler-1-lawnmower_lifestyle
Ep 2.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x42e3ze_james-may-the-reassembler-2-telephone_lifestyle
Who was the big bad in the DC Universe before Marvel fags decided it was Darkseid?
>>68002274
Go watch any of the animated series, films, and such.
The answer will be Darkseid, Cadmus, or alternate reality Justice League.
Either Darkseid or Lex Luthor
The Ant-Man(itor)
>lives next to pic related qt slavfu who's actively hounding for beta spidey cock literally for years
>ignores her to pine for his friend's gf from a distance
Has anyone in the history of cinema cucked themselves as hard as Peter?
He wasn't attracted to her, why is it so hard for you people to understand?
>>68002267
You want what you can't have, he's only attracted to MJ when she's unattainable.
Have you seen MJ's tits?
Okay serious question what's his super power?
He doesn't really have any. He just has cool space guns and tech. And quips. He's basically Iron Man.
Although that line "I'm not human?" at the end of the movie might hint he could develop some powers later.
>>68002258
The only proven super power he has is the ability to survive the vacuum of space longer than expected.
Being able to handle the energies of the stone enough to not die is also sort of a power.
space