Why can't I watch anything anymore? I always end up skipping through it or just turning it off
>>68651859
because you're a dumb frogposter
>>68651859
Same my movie watching mood comes in waves. Won't watch anything for like a month. Then I'll watch 20 movies in a week
>>68651859
dumb frogposter
This A list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has a superhero franchise. The married actress called in "sick" for filming recently because someone bought her some coke and she wanted to do that instead.
I hope she gets nude in it
>>68651310
Sounds like Jlaw. She has the look like she does coke.
>>68651392
JLaw isnt married.
I'd be more interested in watching this movie if she was versing an orca
Orca's are qt, sharks are spooky
>>68651224
I'd be more interested in they had an actress who could carry a one location scenario that depends heavily on a convincing performance.
She is eye-candy. Can't act for shit.
Sony fucks up again.
>>68651396
>On July 5, 1999, at SeaWorld Orlando Florida, a South Carolina man by the name of Daniel Dukes was found nude and in one of the orca tanks draped across the back of the park's largest male orca, Tilikum. This was one of the three Orcas involved in the death of Sealand of the Pacific trainer Keltie Byrne in 1991. An autopsy revealed that the man died of drowning. Dukes was covered in bruises, abrasions and bite marks, and his scrotum had been ripped open
ITT: punchable faces
Loved all those recent pics of her with hairy pits.
I still want to fuck him though.
>>68651240
I am intrigued...
>season 1
>cute...CUTE
>funnier than it had any right to be
>season 2
>immediate drop in episode quality to irredeemable shit
>every characters shtick is old and uninteresting
>people are already turning on the producers and director asking...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS SHOW.
I gotta say season 1 was pretty good but the first 2 episodes of this season, damn, I had trouble getting through them. Did the show get a new director or something?
It's gone full late 30 rock quality and that is not a good thing.
I love this character.
She's also hot in a crazy way.
Ellie Kemper is a billionaire bitch!
Actors your mother is in love with.
Honestly soured me on him as an actor.
>anon did you see the libertine?
>>not yet, no
>you should, johnny depp is SO sexy in it!
>>egh
she moves on every couple of years
>>68650876
Same here, I don't think Nic Cage is ugly, but why is he such a mom magnet?
Jesus fucking Christ why is there no option anywhere to legally pay for a streaming option on a fucking desktop computer? Kindle, Apple TV, your fucking phone, but not on a PC. I'm literally trying to give them money to watch this fucking show but I'll have no choice other than torrenting it because I got rid of my fucking cable subscription since I never watch TV.
They offer it on virtually every other platform but a fucking desktop or laptop stream services. I don't get it.
I would pay for a la carte cable news and HBO but no
its called hbo go faggot
>>68650784
you are literally a desolate poorfag if you don't have a kindle, apple tv, or a smart phone
When will /tv/ acknowledge TRUE capekino movies?
>>68650650
But I do.
Spawn? Yeah I love that shit.
>>68650650
>When he rises out of the pool as its raining
Literally cinema in its purest form
more like eyebrows general
If he weren't such a manlet, he'd be Martin Scorsdaily
He makes the best fuckin' films
If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him and say thank you for makin' such excellent fuckin' movies, then I'd twist his nose all the way the fuck around and then rip off one of his ears and throw it like a fuckin' Frisbee
I wanna chew his fuckin' lips off and grab his head and suck out one of his eyes and chew on it and spit it out in his face and say thank you for all of your fuckin' films, then I'd pick him up by the hair, swing him over my head a few times and throw across the room and kick all his fuckin' teeth in and then stomp on his face 40 or 50 times
What does /tv/ think of the Star Wars prequels?
>>68650165
Based Sheev.
so much kino
>>68650165
absolute kino that plebs can't understand
probably the greatest pleb filter
What does /tv/ think of Man of Steel by Zack Snyder?
>>68650127
Masterpiece.
The #1 capeshit of all the time that changed cinema forever.
>>68650193
shame Zacharie Snyderie made some mistakes with the casting on the long runshe's coming back, right?
You want a honest non-meme, non-shill opinion? It was alright, good even, just nothing really remarkable. I don't get the hate for Pa Kent, I think he does make some good points about Supes powers and whatnot. It had great action, cinematography (though I wasn't a big fan of the bleak color filter, nevertheless great shot), Cavill, Shannon and Crowe were excellent and they don't get enough credit for it desu. The Christian imagery and product placement were really forced, there were more plot holes than usual, and some of the dialogue was really cheesy. 6.5/10, Snyder isn't the problem with the DCEU, Goyer is.
why are they trying to bring this douche back?
>>68650040
shekels. never could stand that guy.
LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON HER TUFFET
>>68650040
because he is hilarious
Such terrible acting and obvious propaganda shit. Incredible.
Thank you for letting Jews ruin one of my favourite movie franchises, America.
Hell, this shit even is homophobic, a normal gay dude doesn't flirt with the fucking next guy he sees, especially when he is on a dangerous mission.
>>68649939
>Implying Lucas didn't already ruin it
>muh stronk women
>literally propagating feminism
>feminism which is the reason for women not wanting to breed anymore and spending time raising children
>they want their jobs and adventure now
>literally reason they're flooding us with immigrants
Thank you, America.
>>68649939
Back to /pol/, /tv/ is a gay board
Ok, so when I was a little kid I used to go to the library and pick out a movie. I picked this movie out almost every time I went. I don't remember the plot completely but I do remeber it being about a high schooler who finds a dragon egg I think and hatches it and has to hide it or something. It was live action with really bad cgi or really bad puppetry. It's been bugging me for awhile now. Help me find it. (Pic unrelated)
>>68649888
The Water Horse (2007)? It's about Nessie, not exactly a dragon. When were you a little kid? Might help us figure out when the movie would have been released.
>>68649984
Nah, it looked to be around late 80's or early 90's. Not from the 2000's
Dragonworld (1994)? This appears to be a still from the film.
Who's excited
where's Isla Fisher?
i cant wait for zombieland 2
>>68649803
>no Isla Fisher
no thanks.
the only good thing about the first flick was her in those driving gloves
