Why aren't female comedians funny?
>he had to photoshop her fatter because he thought people would still find her attractive
>>68648266
Hello Beautiful.
that fucking face
HOLD THE FUCK UP
when bruce escapes the prison he drops the longer rope down the hole. does that mean that he let everyone who was in the prison escape aswell? im sure some mirderers + rapists where in that prison hole. did he just let criminals loose?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>68648069
it's funny how he drops like just a little piece of rope, while tha pit is way deeper than that
Its some unpronounceable sand nigger country though, he doesn't care about what doesn't happen in Gotham.
What kind of man kills an unarmed messenger from behind? What a coward.
>>68647989
CALLING ARAGORN A COWARD?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>in the books he just flees because Aragorn shames him
Bravo Nolan!
>>68648434
Yes, I am. Killing an unarmed man is the epitome of cowardice. Jackson butchered Aragorn.
ITT: Films that you can't criticize without retards saying "THAT'S THE POINT"
>>68647881
I live in fucking Fargo I will criticize it all the fuck I want
Most recently
Birdman
Batman v Superman
Spring Breakers
Boyhood
How would you like your X-men, senpai?
>>68647724
>UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
>Cyclops, the field-leader and boy scout, not closest to Xavier
Fucking stupid.
>>68647724
So Quicksilver was killed off in the MCU so they could keep using him in X-Men, huh? Considering MCU is keeping Scarlet Witch and this series isn't.
why can't we have high fantasy /tv/?
why must everything be edgy, grimdark, srs bsns crap?
Define high fantasy because YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS AND ARE USING IT WRONG
internet culture that all movie studios have to pander to now is too cynical for that kind of shit
>>68647607
>Role-playing games use a different definition of the genre, defining it as closer to realism than to mythic in scope
>Just let him awkwardly swim towards the camera for 5 seconds
bravo nolan....bravo
nolan did attach his name to man of steel but hes nowhere on this trash
>>68647542
Nolan took his money and ran anon.
I figured Aquaman would have a bigger part since they marketed him, the Flash got lines.
What the fuck was that?
>>68647535
HAHAHA wow.
It's funny because I'm pretty big into BDSM and that experience has given me the ability to pick up certain... "personality quirks." You? Mm, you just scream submissive to me, you and everyone else who votes exactly like you are submissive to your very core. That domme/sub relationship is just as strong. That's all this is for you because you're the quintessential regressive-leftist: you lack a spine but you're not quite willing to toss away your ideology and just "go with the flow" like a true non-confrontationalist so you're going to empower somebody who treats you like a loving pet rather than a citizen. After all, a pet doesn't need to think about difficult things like survival or worry about safety, nah, mistress will handle that and that is what you fucking need.
I can see it plain as day, hell I can feel it. I know deep down that if I met you on the street you would get out of my way and possibly apologize to me. I can see you defending your domme but doing so in a meek, passive-aggressive way that submissives always do when confronted by switches who haven't asserted their dominance. Loyal though, I'll give you that, you're the kind of slave who doesn't get stolen easily and pouts when you get passed around. Mm.
A film
One of the best films of this decade.
>Written by the guys that did the awful Vacation reboot
>Directed by the guy that did some shitty horror movie and a mediocre at best drama
>Sony still has creative control
>Casting has been iffy (really hope MJ hasn't been one of the actresses cast yet - we have yet to get a real MJ on screen, we got Gwen in TASM and Raimi's MJ was basically Gwen); Still not sold on Holland either (that could change after Civil War though)
>Shoehorning in Iron Man
>Michael Keaton dropped out
>Putting him in high school for the 3rd fucking time despite the character being out of high school since Amazing Spider-Man #28 (1965); prepare for more high school drama to appeal to the YA demo
>Doing multiple villains again (cause it worked so well with Spider-Man 3 and TASM 2 right?)
They'd have to really fuck up to be worse than the TASM movies, but its really hard to get excited about this.
They really need to nail the tone and characterization - something SM 3, TASM 1/2 all messed up for the most part. Alsocast Katherine McNamara as MJ!
>>68647478
>>Doing multiple villains again (cause it worked so well with Spider-Man 3 and TASM 2 right?)
the fuck are you talking about.
>Michael Keaton dropped out
All we know is that he was approached. I doubt he ever actually signed on for anything. Gotta be picky after starring in two Best Picture winning movies.
>>68647478
Sony is still involved so the chances are pretty high.
>George Lucas is a hack
>Making 1 good movie means you aren't a hack
>>68647379
that sky looks kind of empty
maybe George can put some CGI flying hotrods in the background.
American Graffiti was a studio controlled picture that gave final cut to the producer, not George.
If George had final cut it probably would have sucked.
I can't think of anything worse than a Godzilla movie
Actually I can, having to WATCH a Godzilla movie
They are, in my opinion, the bottom of the barrel when it comes to entertainment. Do people actually like watching two grown men have a slap and tickle fight in rubber suits? It's like adults still watching WWE. Fucking embarrassing.
>>68647359
>godzilla movies
>entertainment
Who let this faggot redditor on here?
>>68647359
4chan has a whole board dedicated to /mecha/ because of godzilla.
it's a landmark movie....
It's like saying thinking Citizen Kane is a good movie because it's a shitty bottom of the barrel movie.
Oh cool a Godzilla thread. Post your collections, /tv/
What's your favourite short film from Memories?And why is it Magnetic Rose?
>>68647352
because magnetic rose is pure kino where as the other two are average 80's quality.
The smell one was just too silly of a premise. Great animation though. Any message in that one just comes off weak.
The cannon one has an equally strong message as magnetic rose. Art and animation is great and all, but magnetic rose just had the perfect combination of the two.
>>68649496
>equally strong message as magnetic rose
>magnetic rose
>message
Yikes
“I’ve worked for advertising agencies all my life,” Welles is quoted in Biskind’s book. “In the old days in radio, you worked for them, because they were the boss, not the network. And I have never seen more seedier, about-to-be-fired sad sacks than were responsible for those Paul Masson ads. The agency hated me, because I kept trying to improve the copy.”
MUUUAAAAHAA THEFRENSH
Paul Masson’s slogan at the time was “Paul Masson, we sell no wine before its time.” Each add compared the wine to a higher art form that also took several years to create, such as a Beethoven symphony.
In one such instance, a commercial was comparing Masson to a Stradivarius violin, which took three years to carve.
“Come on gentleman,” Welles is quoted in “Orson Welles: A Biography,” by Barbara Learning. “You have a nice, pleasant cheap little wine here. You haven’t got the presumption to compare it to a Stradivarius violin.”
Welles didn’t just try to change the text, but he also sent instructions on how he would like to be photographed. He arrived for a Masson commercial shoot with his makeup already applied on his own.
He also sent instructions to the cameramen: he liked the brooding look he had when the camera was positioned slightly above his eyes so he had to look up a bit at it, and he liked the hard light three-quarters on the left side, according to Learning’s book.
What went wrong?
Too many mexicans
gillian jacobs isnt my girlfriend
>>68646961
Chevy got pissy, NBC dicked them around with airing times/dates, Dan is a fucking man child, and a few other cast members bounced for various reason.
It's actually good when it's not trying to be preachy, and even if you don't like Louis C.K., you have to admit the reast of the cast is amazing.
>Steve Buscemi
>Alan Alda
>Jessica Lange
>Edie Falco
>>68646931
>my stand-up special made money without me paying for ads that means I can do the same thing with my show which cost 50 times as much and will require 50 times more paying viewers to turn a profit
I thought Jews were good with money.
No it wasn't and I'm tired of the fucking shilling for this piece of shit.
The newest WTF with CK is all about this show. Louie likes jerking off so much that he's turned every second of his life into an act of masturbation.
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