Just watched it on Netflix. Bretty gud. Got some hearty keks.
>>68645879
>look who we brought back from history guis XD
>lets make sure to put lots of liberal gay propoganda in there too xD
just hilarious OP!
>>68645927
Literally half the movie is talking about how refugees should stay out.
>Bolshevik Jews slaughter millions in Russia
>don't worry gaiz Hitler is the worst lol ;^)
What does /tv/ think of Roseanne? I can put this shit on and let it run for hours and never get tired of it.
DUDE IT WAS ALL A DREAM LMAO
>>68645836
Shut up Darlene
Seasons 1-5 maximum comfy
Are we not watching SNL today? It's the Dead Prince edition.
>>68645817
got all i need, thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y
>>68645817
Is it just going to be replays all episode?
>nothing but prince performances
and for the first time in a decade SNL is actually watchable
ITT: Celebrities that are actually addicts
>>68645639
are steroids an addiction
>>68645865
>In 2014 he released his autobiography, Manhood: How To Be A Better Man Or Just Live With One.[11] The book included details about his marriage, along with his wife's response to his pornography addiction.
>>68645865
GO BIG OR GO HOME
Why is this man so awesome?
>>68645573
>Do tons of films
>Only about 1/3rd of them are good
>Become governor of California in suspsicious recall election.
>Worst governor ever.
>Have kid out of wedlock
>Never speak to him.
He's ok. Not great.
either rose colored glasses or you are 10
>>68645622
Spotted the redditor cuck whos voting for Bernie sanders
Not only do you not know shit about politics but you also don't know shit about movies
Get off my board homo
What did /tv/ think of Krampus?
>>68645547
I enjoyed it for what it was and the creature work was great but you might get some people shitting on your thread. Seems to be an issue here with Krampus
Underrated and surprisingly good. I expected complete shit and I got a mildly entertaining movie.
>>68645547
Pretty good.
Straight up kino.
What kind of kino specifically?
Disabilitykino?
Capekino?
Foggykino?
>>68645545
All of the above.
Imagine the Montreal Screwjob is going to be made into a film.
Who plays who?
>>68645147
>Heart Breck kid
>>68645184
hahaha holy shit
shawn michaels as bret hart
bret hart as shawn michaels
The movie’s pre-credits scene opens in Siberia in 1991, where a bunch of Russian scientists in an underground, cold-as-fuck-looking facility are electro-shocking and brainwashing Bucky, much like the scene in Winter Soldier. A general comes up to Bucky and repeats a series of trigger words that complete his brainwashing, and then he asks if he is ready to comply. Bucky responds that he is, and he is given a mission to retrieve a biological weapon of some kind. The scene cuts to a dark forest road, where Bucky, on a motorcycle, chases an old-fashioned looking car, runs it into a tree where it catches fire, opens the trunk, and finds a suitcase containing five blue packets of something.Lagos, present day. Wanda and Widow are sitting at crowded cafe where Widow is trying to teach Wanda how to spy on people without drawing attention to themselves. They’re on an open channel with Steve, who’s watching from a nearby hotel room, and Sam, who’s standing on a roof with a little red drone called Redwing. The New Avengers have been tracking Crossbones, who has been blowing up and stealing from local police departments. They catch sight of a suspicious van, which they follow into a CDC facility, where it blows up, causing a distraction, and two more vans spill onto the curb carrying mercenaries armed to the teeth, including Crossbones. They rampage into the facility with nerve gas, and Crossbones steals a vial of a bioweapon.
>>68645142Outside, the New Avengers attack them (there was a short clip of this a few days ago). Wanda, Steve, and Sam take out all the armed guys outside, then Wanda propels Steve inside, where he takes out everyone except for Crossbones, who has a cool spring-loaded metal fist that punches Cap straight through a concrete wall and down thirty feet or so. Crossbones and his mercenaries make their escape into a crowded marketplace, where Crossbones gives the vial to one of his henchmen and tells them to take it to the buyer. He and Steve then fight, while Widow takes on two henchmen and Sam takes on two. Widow defeats her two, only to have one of the mercenaries threaten to break the vial. Fortunately, Redwing shoots the merc and Widow catches it before it falls. Meanwhile Crossbones attaches a sticky bomb to Cap’s shield, which he throws into the air a moment before it explodes, then Steve finally defeats him, takes off his mask, and reveals his true face, which is badly burned and very Jonah Hex-like. Crossbones taunts Steve that Bucky was his buyer, and that he has fully reverted back to his Winter Soldier persona. The moment Steve is distracted, Crossbones lights up a bomb, which Wanda catches at the moment it explodes, trapping Crossbones in a fiery ball where he burns to death. Unfortunately, Wanda can’t control the energy sphere, and she tosses it into the sky, right into— guess what?— a hospital, where there are at least 11 casualties and many more injuries. The New Avengers look horrified at what just happened, and Wanda breaks down.
>>68645183Meanwhile, we cut back to Christmas morning, 1991, where a de-aged, teenage Tony Stark is lying on the sofa listening to his mother Maria play the piano. They share a tender moment where she urges Tony to tell his father he loves him (or something; it sounds like they were fighting before), before Howard Stark walks in the door, announces that he and Maria are going away for the holidays for a week, but that they have to drop by the Pentagon first. Tony makes a sarcastic comment and finally gives Howard a hug and tells him he loves him. Right at this moment, an older Tony, standing in the doorframe, reveals that the entire scene is an augment reality mental simulation for memory therapy, and he says, “That’s how I wish that scene had played out. But it didn’t.” Tony is revealed to be speaking to an auditorium full of people at MIT, where he announces that he’s funding all of the students’s thesis projects; all their projects are approved and fully funded as of five minutes ago. His teleprompter has a line in there about thanking Pepper; he pauses, ignores it, and wraps up his speech by telling them to break a few eggs. The dean of MIT thanks him.While looking for the men’s room after, Tony runs into Alfre Woodard’s character, who asks him what he meant by telling the students to break some eggs. She tells him about her son, who was volunteering in Sokovia after college and got a building dropped on him by Ultron. She tells him that she holds Tony directly responsible and leaves, and Tony is visibly shaken.
>>68645224In the aftermath of the Lagos disaster, Steve comes to comfort Wanda in her room, where she is watching T’Chaka make a UN address condemning the Avenger’s violence in Lagos, where it turns out some of the casualties were Wakandan citizens, who were on a Peace Corps mission trying to do outreach. Vision phases through the walls, and Wanda snaps at him to use the door like a normal person, and he gets offended and says he only phased because he saw the door was open anyway, and tells Steve that Tony has arrived at the Avengers compound, with a guest.We cut to Thaddeus Ross addressing the New Avengers (Steve, Widow, Wanda, Vision, Sam, and Rhodey) in the conference room, with Tony sitting in the back looking morose. Ross tells the Avengers that 117 member nations of the UN have drafted a treaty that all the Avengers will be forced to sign, stating that they will become a special UN task force, to be deployed only when deemed necessary by committee. Ross is surprisingly sympathetic to the Avengers, and acknowledges that it is not an ideal solution, but one that has become necessary after Sokovia and Lagos.
Want to take my wife's kids to a movie tomorrow. This any good?
>>68645114
Depends.
How much do the kids hate you?
>>68645114
yiss it is
>>68645114
my 7 yr old liked it
his 63 yr old g'ma didn't
THE GRID.
>>68645008
A DIGITAL FRONTIER
I TRIED TO PICTURE CLUSTERS OF INFORMATION AS THEY MOVED THROUGH THE COMPUTER
[trumpets intensifies]
>>68645137
WHAT DID THEY LOOK LIKE?
SHIPS?
MOTORCYCLES?
WERE THE CIRKEKS LIKE FREEWAYS
Over 750 million Whoppers. How does that make you feel /tv/? Going to admit you enjoyed it yet?
>>68644917
Just because Burger King can put out alot of those things doesn't mean it's good.
>>68644917
even the movie says in it they don't really have a big budget to have any xmen in it, it's got the main guy jerking off and fucking inara.
10/10 would meme in 4th wall again
>>68644917
Whoppers are 4.29. I don't think you can buy 750 Million Whoppers with the box office returns of Deadpool
I'm feeling really depressed right now, and I'm gonna watch Dazed and Confused for the first time tonight.
Hope it'll make me feel a little better. Anyway, pre-emptively starting a discussion thread, and hoping it'll still be up when I get back.
>>68644876
>thats why I like high school girlsI get older and they stay the same way
>>68644876
Fun fact, they almost quite literally picked up Matthew McConaughey off the street for this film.
>>68645596
Fun fact 2: I fucked one of the girls in this movie and she said MConaughey's role was expanded as soon as he got into character.
Dazed and Confused rocks, yeah.
Why are people so determined to inject baneposting into everything instead of keeping it contained to baneposting threads? Seriously, I'm getting sick and fucking tired of "What did he mean by this" OPs.
What did you mean by this?
>>68644863
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>>68644883
You are everything that's wrong with the internet.
>Rey was left on Jakku 15 years before TFA
>It's confirmed that Kylo doesn't turn to the dark side until he's 23, 6 years before TFA
>Luke goes into exile shortly after
>Rey literally has no connection to either Kylo or Luke
>Mark Hamill has been trolling Rey Skywalker theorists, despite being under a strict NDA and admitting he'd never leak a real spoiler
How do people still belive she's a Skywalker?
>>68644303
Only normies and redditors think she's Luke's daughter.
>>68644303
Source on all those timeline citations?
>>68644303
It was just a fanfic senpai, not canon.
