Why did it bomb, /tv/?
They made the mistake of having the opening ceremony in Vietnam. It was funny seeing those gooks leave in droves at the child rape scene, but it just gave this film bad reputation from the start.
I mean, just look at the DVD packaging. It was such an odd choice to market this as a children's film.
>>69059854
>Why did it bomb
It was a metaphor for Operation Rolling Thunder
All part of the visionary director's postmodern plan
ITT: Objectively terrible actors /actresses you still enjoy watching
oooh nooooooo
>>69059691
>Objectively
>Objectively terrible actors
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Raspberry_Award_for_Worst_Actor
>Be able to commit crimes with a 100% guarantee of not getting caught
>Still get caught
Japanese """"""writers"""""" have to be the dumbest motherfuckers ever.
>Be able to commit crimes with a 100% guarantee of not getting caught
>Humans aren't 100% guarantee of success
there is your (you), you fucking retard piece of shit
>>69059509
It's all I could think watching the anime. 100%.
He just had to not watch TV.
>>69059509
>I can't into simple detective work
Ever notice how hacks rely on violence in their movies?
nolan movies arent that violent
ROM COMS DON'T
Tarantino also has nice music
>"They're just going to blame it on poor people and minorities"
>repeat it verbatim 30 seconds later like the audience didn't hear the first time
>>69059419
do the arrows mean something?
>>69059419
>I didn't get the movie so I'll just bitch about it lol
>>69059458
newfag
>>69059419
>What is a refrain?
>What is kino?
ITT: Shows /tv/ try hard to hate but still tune in week after week to watch
>>69059361
It's true though. Personally, if I watch a show and I don't like it, I stop watching. Maybe it's just me.
I don't "try" to hate it, i absolutely despise it. Yet i still watch
>>69059415
A show starts off good but drops in quality = keep on watching because you're already invested
A show starts off shit = stop watching
/thread
>I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time!
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS JOKE MEAN
>>69059326
that jokes about as good as a prostitute on a bad wednesday
>>69059326
The Nazis moved to Brazil after WW2
>>69059351
Half as good as a red lobster in December
Literally Select all images with street signs: the Movie
i don't know how to interpret this post
>>69059305
This was one of the worst pieces of steaming shit I've ever seen.
Literally dibs trilby, the reddit flick.
>>69059305
I don't get it
Who won ?
>>69059301
I really don't care about this fight.
I'm glad they're back, although their rhytms and flows have been the same since the Ghostbusters video.
>>69059301
>Oxford professor
>reinvents the study of Old English and singlehandedly brings Beowulf back into the public eye
>takes traditional Germanic legends and brings them to modern audiences
>creates virtually every fantasy trope we know of, changes several tenets of the English Language itself
verus
>fat hack who adapted some historical stories to a semi-fantasy setting
They're both genre fiction writers and thus both shit, but this isn't even a shadow of a competition. Also why is this on /tv/ and not /lit/?
Is the point of this movie cultural marxism?
>>69059219
The point of that movie is to squeeze money out of bored families with the Disney brand, without trying anything new or original.
>>69059272
yo' wassup reddit
d-did people actually like this shit?
This movie is bad from start to finish and normies eat it up
>>69059192
This lil niggas a bitch. It has its moments....a solid 5 outta 10. The main actors sound terrible saying "nigga". And they go outta their way to make folk from the hood look bad. No such this as a blood party where niggas show off jordans.
It was OK up until the college essay bit at the end shoe horning trayvon
And the bit where he pulled a gun on a bunch of bloods
Who would you rather have as a cellmate?
>>69059089
Black guy, he didn't rape people in the ass for good reason, if you could be useful.
Schillinger. I'm a big white guy so I would be accepted into the AB or atleast I wouldn't get raped.
Adebisi would bring his gang to rape me.
>>69059123
He was raping Wangler to train him. And for the op, schillinger, because he doesn't do drugs so there'd be less chance that he'd hide drugs in my stuff to avoid getting caught by prison personnel.
>spent the entire movie trying to kill someone
>nah I'm actually a dindu goodboy jesus incarnate who forgives everyone for their sins
>I also need to put up my straight dindu face with zero expression throughout the entire movie
I can't understand being triggered by a character realizing they were wrong.
>>69058871
Back to /pol/
>>69058957
back to your cuckshed
https://youtu.be/EZI-0wZu32Y
There's a new daddy in a town. He's a discipline daddy, gonna spank your behind ~
How can one character be so clueless?
I liked him in Alvin and the Chipmunks.
>>69059512
> it's funny because he hated doing that
wew lad, just wew
Call me Snake.
Kalla mig orm
>>69058666
A one-eyed snake, like a dick?
land of the free
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