JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
EACH WITH A BUCK AND A QUARTA
JILL CAME BACK WITH TWO FIFTY
OH!
>>69058638
>Jack and a Homo go up the Hill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMb7wLrqsw
JACK BE NIMBLE JACK BE QUICK
WHIP IT OUT ILL SUCK THAT DICK
OHH!!!!!
SO TWO FAGGOTS WALK INTO A BAR
ITS ME AND A FRIEND! THERE AINT EVEN A JOKE HERE
IF YOU DON'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE COUNTRY
What a misleading title!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKCw-kqo3cs
>start video
>white girls dancing to jungle music
>close video
>>69058630
>not getting jigging with it
>>69058630
Literally this. The first 4 seconds just makes me feel embarrassed. Why would this exist?
How come bad comedians (George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Louis CK) always want to soap box and tell you their opinions while good comedians (Dave Chappelle, Mitch Hedberg, Norm Macdonald) don't?
>have intense stage fright
>be a nationally televised comedian
he's so tragic
>>69058456
Your argument smacks of bias, but I understand the place you're coming from. I'm fond of absurd humor myself. Few toes stepped on, wide range of appeal, and arguably is the distilled essence of comedy itself (subversion of one's expectations). But now we're getting into analysis of humor, which itself is not intrinsically funny.
Though believe it or not, George Carlin also ran a lot of absurd humor back in the day.
>>69058456
being direct/honest is a weakness - which bad comedians want to inspire because it creates dependence... being indirect takes tact and a reserved mindset.
So let me get this straight
>for 3 seasons we see this insufferable bitch screwing shit up and finally she gets killed off screen in the first episode
>now we are constantly haunted by her bitching flashbacks
>to get the asian out, they have to kill a lot of people but conveniently lose their money, nullifying the entire heist action of the previous season
>the main baddies in this season is a satanic cult
I think you can tell I'm not terribly fond of Banshee's final season
I like Banshee but I haven't seen this season it looked cool though.
>>69058442
S2 was GOAT, S1 and S3 were alright. S4, not so much
Seriously, the final ep is this week? Total garbage, barely a plot
![Zoolander.2.2016.720p.WEB-DL.800MB.MkvCage.mkv_snapshot_00.13.28_[2016.05.03_21.02.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JoLO0eX.jpg "Zoolander.2.2016.720p.WEB-DL.800MB.MkvCage.mkv snapshot 00.13.28 [2016.05.03 21.02.35]")
Is that a midget or a small child?
![Zoolander.2.2016.720p.WEB-DL.800MB.MkvCage.mkv_snapshot_00.14.42_[2016.05.03_21.04.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/otQNsCL.jpg "Zoolander.2.2016.720p.WEB-DL.800MB.MkvCage.mkv snapshot 00.14.42 [2016.05.03 21.04.15]")
>>69058309
a midget child
>>69058309
Looks like an elf to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SdTl_XhfEQ
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>>69058076
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>>69058076
Chris, stop
>green room: b
>civil war a+
nothing to see here
Running Man Stalker Rankings
1. Dynamo
2. Buzz Saw
3. Fire Ball
4. Sub Zero
5. Captain Freedom
>5. Captain Freedom
its motherfucking Jesse Ventura
My high school band made a Greenday style song called "Dynamo" based on that guy
>Dynamo, Dynamo
>Rapin' that Latino hoe
>>69058074
6. Last Years Winners
Let me get this straight
>Some 5/10 prison skank is changing without even showing nipples or vag
>Dozens of trained army men used to communal showers all stop and stare at her because men are inherently pigs captivated by the beauty of the female form, it is merely a captivating presence that Harley exhumes, her femme fatale call of seduction captivated all those around her, we are but mere beasts shackled to her whim
the.
Fuck.?
>>69057265
bro, we're all drawn to open refrigerators.
>>69057265
>lucky you
Literally stolen from Paige Turnah.
>>69057265
There were female soldiers and personal gawking at Harley changing too.
>Guy is too busy unloading a truck/ doing other manual labor to stop and answer detectives' questions regarding Multiple murders, the latest of which happened literally yesterday
>>69057263
>the police chief is too busy going trough paperwork
>>69057263
Always Sunny. Mac Kills His Dad. They parody this.
Eh man, he's got quotas to fill.
A police investigation ain't going to out food on his table.
>civil WAR
>nobody dies
>endless quips
that was disappointing
>>69057246
I learned my lesson during ultron, it's never going to be anything other than cuck whedon jokes and quips
>>69057271
oh I don't give a shit about DC, it's not a good movie but it's also not pure ass like Bvs and Mos
have you ever gave a film perfect 10/10 rating?
what movie and for what reason?
Batman vs Superman 10/10
The Force Awakens 10/10
conan
>using RT for movie scores
lel
What are some good Space Movies? Not including Alien 3, that was trash.
Something like Armageddon.
Alien 3 was good
all movies are space movies
Why do they call her "jan the man"?
because you have to be strong to survive in the tough world of sales
She's a he
she's got the worst case of hemorrhoids
Dubs decides what film I watch tonight with my friends.
The Zookeeper
>>69056911
The zookeeper again
Braindead obviously.
Who's faster?
Flash, this isn't even fair.
>>69056761
Both are shite compared to X-Men's Quicksilver.
>>69056761
Flash
