>Went to watch Civil war in a manlet friendly screening
>tfw No mongoloid giant's head tops in front of me
>feels good
>Movie is playing
>Finally the airport fight scene
>RDJ and Ant-Man (our official hero) are kicking ass
>everyone is cheering, it looks like a kindergarten after the teacher gives the little kids cookies
>the only way this movie could get better was if Tom Cruise was in it
>suddenly middle of the airport fight
>Ant-Man gets big and starts laughing
>All I hear is "WHAT THE FUCK?" and "WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?"
>I hear crying noises and sobs
>I hear a gunshot from a manlet committing Manletcide
>He finally learned at least
>Everyone leaves the theater and asks for refunds
>Cashier says that they can't refund half price tickets
>What happens is that everyone said they were minors from a school tour, including me
>We all leave disappointed and crying
They should have put a trigger warning in it.
>go to theater alone
>tfw no gf
>head to the theatre
>get there a little early and slip the usher a $50 for his tip and a good seat
>go through the showers and inspections without a hassle
>enter the viewing station and realize it's pre-kino games
>have to sit on the dunk tank for the entirety of the film
i missed a few crucial scenes when i got dunked and had to swim away from the theatre orcas.
>stand in line at the concession stand
>have to buy falcon food for my falcon
>Anthony Mackie shows up
>eats all my falcon food
So why should I give a fuck about her again?
>>69070413
Cause she's qt. :3c
>>69070532
I mean this whole "LGBT representation" bullshit. Should anybody fucking care?
Anyone know where I can watch season 3?
which ones are still has a possibility?
>the dornish master plan
>roose bolton is an immortal bla bla
>howland reed = high sparrow
are all gone.
>>69070373
Next week R+L=J will be gone too.
>>69070373
actually the >howland reed= high sparrow, is still possibility, ayyyyyyy
>>69070414
Stark incest theory believer?
You have literally 10 seconds to find a worse oscar bait.
>>69070308
>tfw everyone is talking about how great civil war is
>tfw it hasn't even released in america yet and I have to avoid the internet in fear of getting spoiled
Seriously, fuck Marvel for that. Every other country gets it a week before America, why? I know half the plot for the fucking movie already and I haven't even seen it yet because of spoilers. Just release it everywhere at once so that we don't have to go through this shit. I'm tired of seeing everywhere how great the movie is and we are left in the dark. I know that the movie comes out in three days, but people have been talking about it for a month now. I just wanna see it, that's all.
>>69070031
It's mediocre if you can overcome the hype.
>>69070031
I knew the entire movie before it released anywhere, join the club nigger
there's nothing to be spoiled. seriously. nothing happens in the movie.
you know what to do
ess to ess?
>>69070009
mouth2mouth
>>69070009
With ass to ass, the one with the least lubed arse wins.
>wake up
>you're now a soldier of Gondor and you must protect the White City from Mordor
What you do ?
protect the White City from Mordor
>>69070008
This. Why even bother with this thread?
Wait what's on that shield?
The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, The NeverEnding Story, Star Wars, Legend, Return To Oz, Willow.
Where do I go from here?
Krull.
>>69069916
suicide
To a haberdashery
ARM YOURSELF BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE HERE WILL SAVEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU
It still baffles me how that shitty Spectre song won an Oscar.
Chris Cornell's one is infinitely better and even still I wouldn't consider it an Oscar contender.
>>69069832
Good song.
THE ODDS WILL BETRAY YOU. AND I WILL REPLACE YOOOUUOUUU
this is a terrible film
You got any arguments to back that up or are you just gonna sit there like a retard?
>>69069621
Early Godard is actually very mediocre even though people claim it to be his best.
>>69069674
it's influential as fuck but take out the historical context and it's like a shitty student film
BRUCE
YOU'LL GET YOUR DAMN MEMES WHEN YOU CHECK THESE DUBS
>>69069647
You mean these?
>>69069647
>>69069669
you guys are pathetic, no wonder you are failure NEETs.
What went wrong?
They cancelled pic related.
Twice.
lack of music videos, more reality trash
Road Rules and The Real World
>no one posted this today
Daily reminder Marveldrones. Consider this mercy.
>>69069442
Ebin meme my friend!
>comparing BvS which opened in all markets at once to CW which opened in fewer markets excluding China
>>69069442
You could at least wait until the movie releases in US and China, two of its biggest markets, before you shitpost. It's hard enough having a decent capeshit thread on here as is.
Final season starts tonight, anybody here watching?
Also incoming webm of Root and Shaw pretend shooting fake guns in 3...2...
>>69069328
It's about fucking time. Will download the episode tomorrow.
>>69069611
It only took a full year, and we're only getting 13 episodes.
Thanks, CBS. You slimy jew fucks
I thought Shaw was an evil agent now, no?
What's the weirdest thing from a movie you've wanted to fuck?
pic related
obligatory
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