In prison, dinner was always a big thing. We had a pasta course and then we had a meat or fish. Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt, and he had this wonderful system for doing the garlic. He used a razor, and he used to slice it so thin that he used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil. It was a very good system.
onions CANNOT liquefy no matter how thin you slice them, this scene is utter nonsense and contrary to the facts of reality
>>69125318
AMERICAN ONIONS CAN DO ANYTHING
>>69125318
yeah you can
Jackie Chan thought he could get away with ripping off Charlie Chaplin. Then the Internet came along.
homage
>>69125338
/thread
>>69125338
its pronounced homage you idiot
FLYNN!
>>69125069
HYEAH?
>>69125181
AM I STILL TO CREATE THE PERFECT BOARD?
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPU
What was the point of this scene?
>>69124788
Checked
>>69124788
Nice.
anyone have an explanation for this shit?
the fuck man
>its an interplanetary alien race with technology to travel armies to other planrts but cant seem to beat human armies episode
ayy lmao
Use the catalog there's already two other cloverfield threads this question isn't worthy of its own thread you piece of shit. FUCKING SHIT.
>Go through Ebert's list of great films
>see this tonight
>disliked some technical aspects and change of narration style
>but still pretty good
>that story though
>felt genuine sadness for the first time in a very long time
C-can we have a great movies thread for once?
I finally managed to track down Sergei Bondarchuk's War and Peace. Dusted up my old vhs player and set aside Friday for it. It's 403 minutes long though so it will pretty much eat up most of my night.
What great movies have you recently watched anons?
I'm thinking about seeing Patton next.
Goat musical
Goat pig latin singing
>>69124563
it's a great list
this is a great site
keep it handy
http://www.filmsite.org/
>>69124675
and Patton is in many people's opinions ( mine included ) the greatest portrayal of a character on screen
Why is this movie so perfect?
The CGI matches the tone
Jim Carrey back when he gave a fuck
Prime Cameron Diaz before she became a skellington
Good writing and good jokes
1994 Cameron Diaz
>>69124459
It's a comic book adaptation
Will he be in ep 8?
>Another shitty cameo from the original trilogy
No thanks
I wish, he's a badass now
they asked him if he wanted to appear in Force Awakens and he said no
Denis is also Ewan McGregor's uncle
Why was Obama in the Bible?
Because a galaxy far far away is actuallyUSA
>>69124316
What if Satan was the one that created us, not God? And we were just given the ol-switcheroo at birth?
> the ol-switcheroo
List what has you salty!
>Thor 3... THE DARK APOCALYPSE OF THE FUCKING GODS... has been turned into a buddy comedy with the mother fucking Hulk
>Antje Traue isn't Wonder Woman.
>Antje Traue isn't Lara Croft.
>They picked the smallest chested woman possible for Croft.
I have nothing against small chest (Stoya is my favorite pornstar) but Giant breast are to Lara Croft what the S is to Superman or the clawed glove is to Freddy Kruger.
>Antje Traue isn't Motoko Kusanagi
>Scar Jo probably won't get naked as Motoko Kusanagi.
>Cobie Smulders has never gotten naked.
>Hayley Atwell has never gotten naked.
>Deborah Ann Woll has never gotten non obscuredly naked.
>Chloe Bennet has never gotten naked.
>Eva 4.0 is still a long way off apparently.
>Olsen will never wear a semi comic accurate Scarlet Witch outfit like Munn is for Psycloke.
>People apparently didn't like the plot for the Halloween reboot and so they are going back to the drawing board while it actually sounded awesome to me.
You should try letting go of all that useless salt.
>>69124293
I can't discuss musical theater on the film board, even though there's no other board for it.
>>69124293
>Antje Traue isnt wonder woman
>Antje Truae isnt my wife
>
What does he eat on that island?
>>69124158
force burgers?
force burgers?
>>69124158
Midichlorians.
Yesterday i finished watching the whole five seasons of girls, and even though i disliked hannah's character most of the time, i got really invested with everyone. Especially Ray.
>>69124153
I won't watch the next one unless lena dunham gets a different haircut
>>69124153
i'll watch it. this season was better than the previous
Best show on television.
How is this even possible?
REALER
>>69124103
THAN
>>69124128
what
>...
Sir Orson, I do insist you begin the scene as previously rehearsed
ACTION
what up...
How do you go from this...
to this?
By aging 40 years.
What was Bobbys last serious and good film?
>>69123979
The Good Shepherd
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