Is there anybody character smarter than L?
Rey from Star Wars, she bypassed the compressor
>anybody character
>>69123861
>weebshit character that got rekt
>smart
Maybe if you're a naive teengaer.
Shrek is a movie about loving yourself for who you are despite your physical appearance, but during the entire film they are making fun of Lord Farquaad for being short instead of all his other detestable qualities.
>>69123847
Hmmmmm....it's almost like all Pixar movies at their core are insincere to the actual moral that is central to the story? Hmmmmm....
>>69123896
>shrek
>pixar
Off yourself.
>>69123847
>about loving yourself for who you are despite your physical appearance
yea, as long as you're tall. shrek's like 6'6"
manlets btfo
>heh heh, ya know Jimbo, Blacks only make up 15% of the population but are responsible for over 50% of the murder rate! Now isn't that just quacking crazy!
How did Nick get away with this?
nice meme
>that episode where they go back in time and find black kings
is the age of "nerd talks over highlight reel of a film" coming to an end?
God I fucking hope so.
>>69123771
Yes and watch the beginning of the End at Eggkara, GET IN HERE
>>69125334
Did he post this on Twitter?
Just saw the nice guys, now Gosling and Crowe are doing a QnA
It was fucking hilarious I was dying throughout the whole thing
Q&A going on now
>>69123788
Ask Gosling what his favorite brand of cereal is.
>>69123788
only ask questions about Drive
Luke, did I ever tell you about IG-88? He played a crucial role in the planned Droid Revolution on Mechis III by being the main bounty hunter "face" of the group. He took jobs that often required massive amounts of destruction, in order to further lead pursuing Imperial forces away from Mechis III. He was the unit who was contacted to capture Han Solo by Darth Vader, who, despite being quite aware of the "dismantle on sight" order concerning the assassin droids, valued the capture of Han Solo too much to be concerned with the risks involved. While on board Vader's ship, the Executor, IG-88B downloaded some of the ship's computer files, including information on the second Death Star, which he transmitted to IG-88A, before departing. He then planted a tracer on Slave I and followed Boba Fett to Bespin, intent on killing him. There, he followed Fett to the bowels of Cloud City, where he walked straight into a trap set by Fett. Four remotely activated ion cannons fired on IG-88B when he walked through a doorway. Boba Fett then shot him with a shoulder-mounted ion cannon, knocking him to the floor. He extracted IG-88B's own concussion grenades and placed them inside the droid's metal casing. IG-88B was blown apart from the inside. The last thing he heard was Fett's nonchalant remark to the watching Ugnaughts, "You're welcome to what's left." He was a good friend.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Bidlo Kwerve? He was a Corellian pirate and smuggler who served Jabba Desilijic Tiure. A tall, grizzled man with scarred features and a mane of black hair, he was known for his greediness and hot temper, and was quick to respond to any perceived insults. Kwerve and a Twi'lek named Bib Fortuna competed to become Jabba's new majordomo after the Hutt deemed his previous retainer, Naroon Cuthus, too old and incapable of carrying out his duties. Kwerve and Fortuna hated each other with a passion and went to great lengths to prove themselves in Jabba's eyes, though Jabba considered each as incompetent as the other. Kwerve disliked Jabba's top pilot, Han Solo, and the two often clashed, both in words and with blasters. Around 2 BBY, he considered leaving Jabba's employ because of the continual menial tasks that were being asked of him, and though Fortuna encouraged him to quit, he never did. Shortly before the Battle of Yavin, Kwerve discovered a crashed ship in the Tatooinian desert, with a live rancor inside it. Hoping to present the beast to Jabba for his birthday, he begrudgingly sought the aid of Fortuna to help him transport it to Jabba's Palace. Jabba was impressed with the initiative shown by his two top lieutenants and offered to make one of them his new majordomo; the other would be given the "greater honor," though Jabba did not specify what this was. Ever greedy, Kwerve accepted the "greater honor"—he became the rancor's first victim and was devoured in a pit below Jabba's court.
Anyway, I only bring this up because in about four years you're going to pick up his skull and throw it at a panel to drop a massive door down on that very same rancor. He'll get his revenge on the rancor, from a certain point of view.
Please, I need more.
This will never not be funny.
Do you remember the first movie that made you cry?
>>69123554
No but my first memory of crying over a movie was the ant dying in Honey I shrunk the Kids.
>>69123554
No, there were too many
My dog skip
YOU JUST STARTED A CIVIL WAR, CAPTAIN AMERICA
Jesus christ marvel, are you even trying?
>Captain America
>Never was even a sergeant
Way to many niggers in that movie.
Every scene had a nigger.
>DON'T YOU GET IT STARK? YOU JUST KICKSTARTED A NEW AGE
>THE AGE
>OF ULTRON
8
14
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why didn't he evolve pikachu?
Because Pikachu is the most recognizable character in the Pokemon brand and it would make no sense to change it.
>>69123316
Because the light orb makes Pikachu far more powerful than Raichu.
Ash is a perpetual child who can't let things go and just grow up, so he enforces the same rules on his Pokemon
Anyone seen it? What'd ya think? I thought Patrick Stewart made a great villain
What could the kids have done better?
>The thing you have to be afraid of is white supremacists
Why do liberal movies do this?
10/10. I was taken aback with how good it was
>>69122543
>people are surprised Patrick Stewart makes a good villain
It's like you all haven't seen Masterminds
So I was watching Batman V Superman and suddenly Batman is in the middle east with a gun in the middle of it
Can somebody explain this?
In DC Comics, there are parallel universes called "Elseworlds." That sequence is a glimpse at one of them, in which Batman is a notorious Islamic terrorist and Superman is working with the U.S. to capture him.
The real question is: Why is Batman wearing a trench coat?
>>69122602
pretty cold in the desert, m8
Can't believe Scorsese got away with this.
its funny because everyone pretends thats what he said when it wasnt
Bravo Nolan.
>"So... you must be the Suicide Squad."
bravo jared
Which one should I watch right now?
Magnolia
the holy mountain
taojjbtcrf
>DCucks complain for YEARS about how Tim Burton's Batman kills people
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE THOSE BURTON MOVIES! THEY DON'T STAY TRUE TO THE CHARACTER!"
>Bat of Manslaughter does nothing but kill people in BvS
>"W-well that's o-okay b-because t-they d-don't have to s-stick to the source m-material! brava snyder!"
Explain yourself you hypocritical DCucks
party mang paaaaarty maaaaang
neckbeards arguing with neckbeards
I love /tv/
It's sheer desperation. It's the only reason anyone would tolerate Snyder's shit. They are completely desperate for a shared movie universe, and so they are pretending to like the one they have.
