why not?
why not?
>>69132268
that cape looks like a fruit roll-up.
>>69132268
>[current year]
>moulded plastic
on his way to a fetish club?
How come in the series 'American Crime Story' they changed Marcia Clark's rape from being in Israel to Italy?
>>69132229
Why did you settle on this particular pasta? What about it appealed to you?
why do you reckon?
This thread again...
As soon as the action started this shit became quip central.
Disgusting.
>>69132157
Spider-Man was awesome.
>>69132172
I agree.
In fact, he should have been the only one making jokes
>>69132240
>>69132157
>3 comment, 2 IP.
samefag
Spiderman was always such. so he was awesome. Hope next time he will be a more experimented fighter, he could beat all of them.
48 years old.
>>69131904
do celebrities live stress free lives?
>>69131904
You mean we was playing a mid 20's Dean in his mid 30's?
Nice try. Maybe 58.
>>69131859
MEW gets bare ass naked as she'sheaded to Houston.
>>69131859
Turns out she was in a psych ward and it was all in her head
Instead of the whole alien thing , the movie ends on that scene which she climbs over the car to see whats above the crop
>American comedy
>Weed smoking scene
>British comedy
>Tiddlywinks scene
>German comedy
>farting scene
>>69131804
Excellent !!!
>And then the warehouse scene happened and I forgave the movie in its entirety.
Who else felt this way? The final act saved the film honestly.
>>69131719
Who the fuck are you quoting?
The final act turned the entire thing into a comedy.
Good job Snyder.
>>69131719
Nah, but it gave me hope for the standalone batman movie
ITT: Sequels that exist
If you could only watch one actor's filmography for the rest of your life, who would you choose?
clive owen
literally the kino midas incarnate
My Cocaine.
Brando
Alright.
>>69131308
Is this the GOAT podcast?
>>69131837
GOAT podcast and friend simulator.
Today is Henry Cavill's birthday.
So he is now at the same age of Clark Kent in Man of Steel, which celebrated the birth of Superman and first contact with his world
Henry Cavill celebrates his 33rd birthday and Superman died in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice in the same year
Jesus died at age 33
#illuminati
Synder's genius and poetry knows no bounds
How long would it take to achieve Cavills physique? I'm a fatty right now
>>69131437
You should ask him personally. He posts and lurks here occasionally.
Happy birthday if you're reading this Henry, you're theSuperman.
3 years later and I have not found any other action show as good as pic related.
What do /tv/ think about Spartacus?
Post the picture of the hot as fuck blonde chick nude please
>>69131193
too many gay sex (one is too many already though)
but otherwise goat
>>69131193
>What is Vikings
>What is Daredevil
>What is The 100
My auteur cinema professor told me to shoot a short film with my group of 5 other friends.
Write me a plot /tv/, I'll post the film here after it is done no matter how much it sucks.
INT. CANDLELIT PRAYER CIRCLE - NIGHT
A big butt fuck. Five people. Writhing in ecstasy. Fucking in butts.
The key fucker, SAM JACKSON, pulls away from his slampiece and delivers this straight into the camera --
SAM
Bring out the SWEET... FEET...
>>69131164
Renact the plane scene from TDKR but set it in a classroom and have CIA the teacher.
Banana falling into a garbage can. Before it hits bottom it turns into an empty peel. The lost hope of virgins.
Best comedy of the 00s or what, /tv/? I'm still laughing at the Yoko Ono bit.
Maybe it was misunderstood because people don't know anything about music history?
>>69130962MAKE IT SOUND LIKE YOU'RE IN THE FUCKING BUSH!
>>69130962
Seems it was pretty well received by critics, people just didn't go see it
>>69131008
>people just didn't go see it
Maybe they thought it was a Jim Morrison biopic from the poster?
TARS, GET READY TO ENGAGE THE RETRO THRUSTERS
Alright, alright, alright
CUM ON TARDS
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