THREAD OF SALT!
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>Thor 3... THE DARK APOCALYPSE OF THE FUCKING GODS... has been turned into a buddy comedy with the mother fucking Hulk
>Antje Traue isn't Wonder Woman.
>Antje Traue isn't Lara Croft.
>They picked the smallest chested woman possible for Croft.
I have nothing against small chest (Stoya is my favorite pornstar) but Giant breast are to Lara Croft what the S is to Superman or the clawed glove is to Freddy Kruger.
>Antje Traue isn't Motoko Kusanagi
>Scar Jo probably won't get naked as Motoko Kusanagi.
>Cobie Smulders has never gotten naked.
>Hayley Atwell has never gotten naked.
>Deborah Ann Woll has never gotten non obscuredly naked.
>Chloe Bennet has never gotten naked.
>Eva 4.0 is still a long way off apparently.
>Olsen will never wear a semi comic accurate Scarlet Witch outfit like Munn is for Psycloke.
>People apparently didn't like the plot for the Halloween reboot and so they are going back to the drawing board while it actually sounded awesome to me.
You should try letting go of all that useless salt.
>>69124293
I can't discuss musical theater on the film board, even though there's no other board for it.
>>69124293
>Antje Traue isnt wonder woman
>Antje Truae isnt my wife
>
Oscar Isaac will never know I exist, and he certainly won't fucking sit on my face.
>>69126000
I never get dubs
>>69126133
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>>69124293
>Thor 3... THE DARK APOCALYPSE OF THE FUCKING GODS... has been turned into a buddy comedy with the mother fucking Hulk
Not to mention Hershlag isn't going to be in it.
>>69126163
also thors getting blacked
There will never be a proper biblical epic based on Paradise Lost.
Historical epics will never be made again. The few that are will be bogged down with strong empowered warrior women and out of place blacks.
Capeshit will never die.
>>69124293
There will never be a movie that has the same impact as The Matrix again.
There aren't enough good original action movies out there.
We probably won't get to see an action movie renaissance until capeshit dies.
Capeshit will never die.
Star Wars is gonna get Disneyfied.
We won't be able to get good original material from a major studio ever again.
>>69126133
Well lucky you
I have no idea what a VR headset is. Technology, pop culture, and society at large will continue to march on and leave me behind.
>>69126626
It looks like this. You strap it to your face and you can see computer game shit all around you.
Some people use something like this to pilot drones.
>There will be a Neon Genesis Evangelion movie
>It will be a capeshit and SJW-hacked trainwreck
>>69126626
>no idea what a VR headset is
This should tell you everything you need to know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6huUwgqXfx0
Rich motherfuckers aren't dumping their money into 5 hour long live action big budget faithful adaptations of "The Forever War" and "Armor".
I wish the only choice in threads here wasn't between feels and arguing
>>69126795
this is truth
