Why are the turtles obsessed with pizza? Pizza isn't even fucking good. They coulda thought of something worthwhile.
>>69643204
>Pizza isn't even fucking good
>>>/out/
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
what
>>69643204
pizza was a big thing between kids in the 80's
Now is all about memes
>literally who-tier cast and director
>less budget than an episode of an expensive tv show
>somehow still manages to be pretty goodvanessa kirby is like a less angular imogen poots
Literally what
>>69643674
What part are you having trouble with m8?
>>69643195
So this was actually good then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXZdEmvcFdU
So /tv/ will you watch the Lethal Weapon series? Or does it severely anger you?
>>69643193
Well that certainly misses the points of the movies.
>>69643193
>does it severely anger you?
Not really. When i saw this yesterday i thought it was a reboot of the movie that looked cheap as fuck and i got annoyed before i realized it was a tv show.
>>69643743
What is the point of the movie?
Sum up the Prequel Trilogy in 1-4 words.
i hate sand
I killed them...
Shit stained cum beard
this is happening, scheduled for january 2017
will this movie break the 'sequel nobody asked for is shit' curse?
More Begby isn't a bad thing.
>it's a deadbeat has-beens try to cash in on their old material episode
>>69642864
There was already a thread this morning. Literally no one but Boyle and the cast want this to happen.
>that time Thor and Zemo competed in Formula 1
What a fucking gay thread, op
Nicely done
>>69642734
>F1 will never be this competitive ever again
feels bad man
>>69642734
death is too good for you I hope you suffer for eternity
What shows have had the most sudden improvements season over season? Rather than gradual improvements.
Pic related, the complete opposite of what happened to this, basically.
>>69642709
I like how the writers ran out of material after the 1st season, but decided to do 3 more anyway,
>>69642776
Well they completely abandoned the only plan they did have (focus on a new cast every season and wrap up their stories by the end of each season). The season 1 characters just stuck around forever.
How was Reborn?
>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
What did they mean by this?
Stay off of your phone in the movie theater
>Don't be a... DEXTER TEXTER
It's derived from a British slang term from way back in the day: Tommy Two-Ways. It means someone who has sex with both men and women (bisexual).
The implication is that if you text in a cinema then you are, at least partly, homosexual.
>Used to love Ace Ventura as a kid
>Watch it now
>It's about a guy turning down/trying to arrest a QT trap GF
Wow. What a dumbass.
>>69642362
that was a very transphobic movie
>>69642362
>OP makes bait about Ace Ventura
>not the expected "transphobia" bullshit
I'm impressed.
raise your hand if you thought the tucked scrotum was hemorrhoids when you were a kid
Will the Tetris: The Movie trilogy break the videogame movie curse?
>>69642336
>Tetris the movie taking shape
They just couldn't resist could they?
Also:
>The 32-year-old Tetris, which began as an arcade game, has been downloaded over 500M times.
fucking garbage entertainment journos don't know shit
>>69642336
Technically speaking, Angry Birds already broke it by having overall mildly positive reviews.
Why does /tv/ never talk about Bresson?
I though this was a Christian board.
I've seen A Man Escaped and Au Hasard Balthazar. I really liked the first but thought that the latter wasn't nearly as good. What should I watch next from him?
>>69642306
Pickpocket.
It's his best.
>>69642306
I've seen those two (preferred AHB, but to each their own) and Pickpocket, which was excellent.
>Hello fellow Broad City fans it's me Hillary Clinton don't forget to vote for me in the upcoming 2016 election
SERIOUSLY!?
>coalburning jews love hillary
NO WAY
>>69642365
Obama literally had no legitimate completion
>>69642400
Competition
SHIT
Why does he like Cuttlefish so much?
>>69642082
>not liking the most adorable sea dweller in existence
GET OUT
>>69642082
>cutterfisheruu
GAGGING FOR A SHAG. GO GET ONE!
#FreeDan
#FreeRob
I wonder how much of her cuntyness was purely down to the injury and how much was just her old personality being amplified.
The other woman Louis met seemed batshit insane but they explained she was over the top and gregarious before so it wasn't that much of a contrast.
>trying to overdose on insulin
Absolute madman.
Dan is the ultimate practical joker and should be knighted.
Inevitable female cast remake thread
Jennifer Durden: I look around, I look around, I see a lot of new faces.
>crowd laughing
Jennifer Durden: Shut up. Which means a lot of you have been breaking the first two rules of Cunt Club. Yeah that's right boys. Girls fight too ya know
>Winks at the camera
>>69641937
I'd name the sequel mother cunt's rejects.
>>69641937
>tfw you get hard from one still image for the first time in years
Thanks OP
>>69641937
My dick would be on board with this.