HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
SUICIDE SQUAD SECRET SCENE SCRIPT JUST LEAKED!!!!!
Way too much work was put into that for it to be as unfunny as it is.
>>69644619
CIAnematic 4Universe confirmed
>>69644619
Imagine if this SS would have some parody regarding CIA/Bane. The shitposting would never end.
why are epics dead
expensive
people are too jaded for big stirring films. they want le snarky quirkster with a goateee punching an alien and making a 4th wall breaking comment while doing so.
>>69644449
The attention span for the average movie viewer have sunken so drastic that these kinds of film just aren't profitable anymore.
>>69644449
don't have the patience for that shit anymore.
Hello fellow /tv family members, after seeing how much we fight when discussing Marvel movies and DC movies I think we should get along instead. Here's a song I made.
"We're all friends and family, let's live in harmony, to rejoice in our humanity and instead be on a level of neutrality"
I'm sure this sounded a lot less autistic in your head.
>>69644349
This is the bullying we're trying to stop
Bump! Come on friends lets unite!
>tfw too soon
Why didn't he just outrun the explosion?
this was the stupidest part of the entire film
Bruce ! ¡Escúchame ahora! Es Lois ! Lois Lane ! Ella es la clave! ¿Soy demasiado pronto ? Soy demasiado pronto! Tenías razón sobre él! Siempre has sido razón sobre él! Temed a aquel ! encontrarnos , Bruce ! Usted tiene que encontrar nosotros!
How do we save the Marvel Cinematic Universe?
>>69644188
People who like MCU are menchildren who fully embrace their inner child, laugh at funny, entertaining, occasionally serious movies, and move on.
People who like DCEU are menchildren who are ashamed of being menchildren and who have to hide this as much as they can behind maymays like:
>[sophomore] symbolism!
>kino!
>I hate bright colors!
>I hate fun!
>Snyder is so intellectual!
While watching in awe at man in tights beating furry and later them fighting fairy tale gray monster
Snydercucks are easily the most hypocrite, self-hating and despicable fanboi group that ever stuck on /tv/. Note that Marvelfags freely admitted that AoU was shit or X-fags admitted that Last Stand was shit. But DCucks?
>NO MY MANCHI- CAPEKINO IS FLAWLESS! CONSPIRACY! MARVELDRONES!
Their whole existence is being based on being menchildren in denial who pretend to be better than other menchildren, when in reality they are the most insecure, childish, impressible and stupid bunch of people here. Yes, they are actually dumber than Marveldrones. And "their" movies are objectively worse.
What was so Smart about BvS? Oh no I hate superman because my daddy molested me.
>>69644241
> Note that Marvelfags freely admitted that AoU was shit or X-fags admitted that Last Stand was shit.
What about avenger ? What about guardians of the galaxy ?
Those were revered as great film yet sucked ass
Well guardian of the galaxy was half bad to be honest
ITT: Movies you have to be mentally retarded to enjoy.
I thought it was pretty good. Much better than anything to do with the prequels.
>>69644086
Transformers 3
So wait Odo can't make himself look 100% human because he isn't as adept as the other changelings, but why can't she do it either?
>it's a ds9 shitposting thread
>>69644008
because humans are beneath changelings.
>>69644008
because ds9 had some of the shittiest writers I've ever seen
How do we fix DC Cinematic Universe?
Fire Snyder
>You could call it “high-brow” comics, but to me, that comic book was just pretty sexy! I had a buddy who tried getting me into “normal” comic books, but I was all like, “No one is having sex or killing each other. This isn’t really doing it for me.” I was a little broken, that way. So when Watchmen came along, I was, “This is more my scene.”
>Everyone says that about [Christopher Nolan’s] Batman Begins. “Batman’s dark.” I’m like, okay, “No, Batman’s cool.” He gets to go to a Tibetan monastery and be trained by ninjas. Okay? I want to do that. But he doesn’t, like, get raped in prison. That could happen in my movie. If you want to talk about dark, that’s how that would go.
>>69643753
Truly the hero we need
>>69643753
DELETE THIS
and when this scene came out...
pfff hahahahahaha
JUST
>>69643818
WEASLEY
What's so funny? Post your face if you think it isn't funnier.
I need more movie essential images. Will dump my folder
Who would win?
departed crew vs goodfellas crew
Tony would mow them all down
Tony's Sopranos crew would beat both
Brilliant films that have RT score below 50%
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pain_and_gain/
American Dad thread? American Dad thread. What did you think of the latest episode?
>>69643408
thanks for reminding me. time to download the episode
Haven't watched it yet. I have it on my hard drive though.
The Invasion of Time edition
What did you think of this story?
It's GOAT isn't it?
Very underrated isn't it?
Previously: >>69597208
QT Sontaran
>>69643354
>it's a Gallifrey episode post-Deadly Assassin
On the other hand
>it's a Tom Baker gets to act evil episode
On the other hand
>it's a best companion gets arbitrarily married off to someone she's had almost no screentime with episode
>people who thought BF would 'fix' 10's era
People like you or I who think of 'fixing 10' as even something conceivable, let alone desirable, are firmly in the minority. The 10 era is something that went down as hugely popular and beloved, with shitloads of largely uncritical fans.
The idea that, in trying to court these people for money, BF would indulge our desires to see something altered - rather than the fans' desires to see the same thing reiterated - is self-evidently silly.
How much longer are we going to putting up with desperate fanboys claiming this is some "misunderstood masterpiece" before they finally come to terms with what it is?
>M-MUH CHRISTIAN SYMBOLISM
>M-MUH MATURE STORYLINE
>YOU'RE J-JUST BRAINWASHED BY MARVEL'S FORMULA
>DISNEY PAID FOR REVIEWS
Part of me is looking forward to a couple years from now when people finally reconcile with how bad this movie was and move on, but it's also really entertaining to see desperate fanboys grasp at straws.
>It's not poorly edited, it's just "post-modern"
>You might think the character motivations are weak and poorly communicated, but they're really just "subtle"
When does it end? When to DCcucks finally realize Snyder is a hack and most of this film was WB scrambling for Avengers money? This is pathetic.
And not that it really matters, but I'm not a fan of Marvel's films either. I am getting tired of their formula and corporate feel. But this movie was worse than anything Marvel has ever put out in their cinematic universe. It's the biggest case of studio checklist film-making. Stop acting like this is some genius work of cinema and move on. Just hope that DC doesn't fuck up like this again, and hope that Snyder's career dies after this.
>>69643308
Fuck off hack
> hidden agenda the thread
Never. You don't get cucked this hard and just walk it off.
>>69643308
Kill yourself, deluded marveldrone. It's
KINO
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